/ptg/ President Trump General - Shitpoting Superpowers Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #3 2/10/17
youtu.be/Am1DfjmGcvc
>Pres Trump & FLOTUS @ AF1 - New EO 2/10/17
youtu.be/ZfyDEzjXL_M
>Pres Trump & PM Abe promise to make animu real 2/10/17
youtu.be/a9bDERrKYWI
>Pres Trump & PM Abe Handshake of Love 2/10/17
youtu.be/GWbP8eC-SIw
>VP Pence swears in HHS Sec Price 2/10/17
youtu.be/U10XasH7XHI
>Pres Trump responds to 9th CC ruling 2/9/17
youtu.be/3cnawY2lUqU
>VP Pence @ Westpoint 2/9/17
youtu.be/85sE83SaXmM
>Pres Trump/VP swear in AG Sessions 2/9/17
youtu.be/JIrKpvyLcm0
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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awoo

fresh from Twatter

Does Pence approve of catbois(male)?

a-awoo to you too

Defend this.

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>mfw anons hopefully speculate on false flag attacks Trump could carry out to reinforce anti-muslim sentiment.
I voted for him to oust the pieces of shit that use these tactics, we don't need lies to justify destroying islam.

stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/c-span-3-live-stream
Awesome intellectual material for people interested in Communist propaganda.
They're making a report talking how the USSR and satellite countries worked.

I have never seen a siko poster like u trying to do to much in just a short amount of time really really you need to go to a nut house cause you are a racist son of a bitch that not even a person in their 5 sences try and do to much like u so wake up and see the reality remember blacks Hispanics indians whatever race we are we are all brothers and sisters in God's remember God's way

>President Donald Trump wakes up in the morning
>LITERALLY his first thought is "I'm going to tell everyone in the world how I'm going to make America great again today."

Best. Timeline.

>"Andsomeday, I'm gonna be areal boy!"

The Great Border Wall will be filled with commie graffiti.

>Trump can only deport illegal aliens

ok great America is now 57% white instead of 56%

Keked and checked

>7575
PRAISE.

$20B is exactly fuck all for an enormous piece of infrastructure built domestically.

DEATH TO THE NEOCONS AND MSM

Kill all Communists.

Kill all Muslims.

Kill all traitors.

Yikes

I love that man. No homo.

defacing the Great Wall of America will be a felony punishable by life

Their prison sentence includes being forced to clean it up.

Hello.

Please arrest the judiciary.

>the Wall will cost more than originally thought

Disavow

Praise indeed

Not if we shoot on sight.

what an awkward guy

Checked.

>wall cost more than expected

It is his policy, he should know how much it would cost. He has had years to come to an estimate. The only way to get the price down to the lower estimates is to use the Mexican materials plants over the border.

>F-35 price coming down

Nothing to do with him the prices have been coming down with every order. The last order was full of the F-35A variants which are the cheapest to built too.

i just want to know what it will be called

How do we stop all these annoying cunts from replying to Trump's tweets?

>ICE questioned for doing its job
Really activates the almonds

Is that a rapid fire crossbow?
>there is probably more strange things going on that the average person would question first

I really hope the US Russia and even China tell all those other no name countrys to go fuck themselves and start there own trade agreements. The complain About Trump now but they will be sucking his cock once these no name countries are left out.

Contenders are:

"The Great Border Wall"

"The Trump Wall"

"The Great American Wall"

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Make snark and irony a felony?

Sugoi ne

Seeing a lot of liberals celebrating the 9th District. Is a new EO being drafted up?

>headrags in based switzerland
Hofer why

Agreed.
I remember back in 1997 when he said that the wall would cost half of what he's saying now.
Fraud!

Only Leftist can portray upholding the law as a bad thing, and I won't defend the stupidity of the left.

Someone listens to Fleet Foxes.

The Dutch are strange, Norway. There's a man sucking off a monster, a woman strangling a troll like thing, and a guy trying to cover a hole with a pig in it.

I hope he gets the Chinese to pay if the Mexicans won't

Then he could call it the Great Wall of CHYYYNA

How about The Alamo or something Alamo related?
That outta send a clear message yea?

Yes, the executive order reads:
>We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government.

I don't know about them. They are nationalistic and that's great, but I think something like The Angel Mom Wall or Kate's Wall would make it harder to eventually tear down

Fucking swamp niggers!

I like the Trump Wall but something about The Great American Wall has an awesome ring too it

wait a minute

>upholding the law is bad
Leftists

the fuck is that painting?

>Is a new EO being drafted up?

There is no way to word it so it is not illegal. He will have to go to congress and get a law passed if he wants to get those particular restrictions.

He has had years to make the policy. He is an incredibly wealthy man, he could have commissioned a study to see what the cost would be at any time for a very small amount of money.

Every percent counts

kek

Kek. I see you dodged my question ;_;

The huge highway system we have is called the Eisenhower highways system so I do expect it to have Trump somewhere in the name, even if informally.

I feel like the Great American Wall is too derivative, however.

お兄ちゃんのおチンポミルクをボクのケツマンコにどぴゅどぴゅ注ぎ込んでぇ~

>#nowall

That creates jobs and protects jobs forever

>travel ban is illegal

No, it's not. Read the fucking Constitution.

Agreed.
I said the same thing back in the 80s

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka429xLfgoo

I don't know but I think it's what Geert wants the Netherlands to go back to.

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>There is no way to word it so it is not illegal. He will have to go to congress and get a law passed if he wants to get those particular restrictions
No he doesn't

I don't really get the vetting idea of making refugees give up their social media passwords. All they'd have to do is make a new account.

Sorry, Norway. Yeah it probably is a rapid-fire crossbow.

some dipshit tweeted this to me in #pocahontas

The troops need entertainment somehow.

It's not to prevent them from making new accounts, to look at their posting history I guess

Mfw seeing politicians dabbing

The Great Wall of Trump

>anifta protests the Great Border Wall.png

This. You should have added that Trump had no impact on Air Force One either as those were planned changes made by Obama.

Second quad 7777 in two days about ICE raids in trump general.

Yestruday it was

"ICE is /ourGestapo/"

COME DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAIN
YOU HAVE BEEN GONE TOO LONG

>Leftist bubble

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Does anyone else miss Obama and Biden?

Hahahaha. No problem just messing with you ;_;
Actually I guess I probably should say sorry to you.
People knew how to have fun back in the days.

ICE ICE BABY ~~

Who are they, a comedy duo?

Post more

Who and who?

>Like the Dem Party rigging their election, amirite?
Try that.

Elena Kagan looks like a man.

What were your thoughts when you actually realized Trump could take Pennsylvania?

Who?

trump is literally a builder he should know about how much the wall will cost, obviously people gouge the us goverment all the time for building projects
that is the point he is trying to make

Whats an Obama?

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I just wanted to know what went through the artist's mind when he painted that.

i miss not being afraid to go outside. liberals want people like me dead. conservatives to some extent also want me dead. i'm just a white male with autism who likes video games. both sides still want me dead though.

Who?

Dont be a drumpf cuck about it. He constantly takes credit for things he has nothing to do with.

kek. ya, said something about the irony.