How France sees her neighbors

Say something nice about France

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You better vote for Le Pen you baggette eating fuck.

>666
Kek wills it, do it frog

Karel de Grote was based
But he was Southern Dutch(Fuck Frisian scum)
So we created you nation
But the first Dutch king was French Louis Napoleon
So you created our current nation.
We are some sort of brothers
Stay strong sideways toothpaste

Might be the final nail in the coffin of EU if you dont fuck up.

Also they have cool glass walls now to protect their towers from spontaneous combustion some tribes are prone to do.

Muslims
This is the only choice

Daily reminder that we change our revolution from a revolution for liberty to a revolution for equality and we cucked almost all europe After that

Feel proud

kk op Christenhond

You actually see us as best friends?
Damn, I mean I like France and I think Europe is at its best when we unite, but I always thought it's a French thing to hate Germans. I mean you hate the Brits and Americans too, but that always feels like a family feud where love is still above all, but with us it always felt like you think of Germany and France as the two school kids who fight a lot getting forcefully assigned on a joint task so they get along better.

Why?

>Heidenen
lol

>Germans
>best friends
Hahahahahahaha

Great mathematics.
P.D: U.K. Is better.

We French hate every single one of you.
Come on, why don't you all do something about it?
We await your games, here have a free ticket into France and start something. I dare you.

>666
Do not worry we will but our system his pretty fucked up, the FN will never win the election sadly

Historically our true enemy is england , the "perfide Albion"

t. gf raped by ahmed and jamal

>Slayers of virgins.
Who knew that we could both agree that French women are quite high tier?

Real French that is.

>anti europeans

Good.

I await you, cuck.

t. african state in 20 years, I will laugh my ass off.

No idea who made that map but he wasnt French

The only one we hate are the british scums, we don't hate you anymore because we don't see Germany as a threat to us.

>Slayers of virgins

t. Ahmed

The French really see us Germans a their best friends?
Damn we really came a long way. Brings a smile to my face.

France also hates Muslims.

I doubt anyone here still truly hate Germany over past feuds, but the whole EU and Merkel thing make a lot of people dislike your country

african/islamic, take your pick.

Not we don't OP is African.

We see you as beer faggots

>The only one we hate are the british scums
>we
This is your We.

I love the French architecture, the city of Paris is a beautiful city.

The French people were very nice towards the Irish in the euros too

>i am bong, slayer of virgins

It's about Saint Joan of Arc you fucking mongrel

>mfw the "we" in France will be niggers
>mfw I don't even have to keep them in mind since it will just be another nigger nation
LMFAO

She should have submitted to the dick when it was offered. Brits don't ask many times.

> Deutsches Reich
> Best friends

pick one

Le Pen will win

>I doubt anyone here still truly hate Germany over past feuds
I find that interesting. Both Germany and France had two of the bloodiest clashes in history and yet neither one really hates each other over that anymore, while the average Brit still gets a boner for the world war antagonism towards Germany.
Went to France many times, never had a problem with the Frenchmen, went to Britain many times and never have I seen so many condescending Hitlersaluts and people telling me with earnest that we're Nazis. Even when it's in other countries, the people usually bringing it up with a sense of anger are the Brits.

Damn, I even have better experiences with Polish people regarding that topic.

Mes amis, je vous aimes bien!

You have no friends Germs, suorry

I'm not a nigger

Yes you guys were awesome

>Say something nice about France
they are very progressive and so tolerant that it makes Poland inferior to France

t. sandnigger

>while the average Brit still gets a boner for the world war antagonism towards Germany.

Brits are a forvever butthurt people
They're still mad at us for that time we conquered them in 1066...

lmao, I noticed that to, Brits seem to be really butthurt about ww2, maybe not as much as us, but still more than anyone else. Like wtf, you started it fuckwad Anglo jews.

No, lots of us hate Germans because they are destroying us with the cucked EU and their pro migrant policies. If they elect Schultz we french should be very worried.

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>1066.
>French.
No wonder you guys are so cucked nowadays. Even a Viking warlord who got your monarch to surrender land to near full autonomy and created problems for more than 5 centuries afterwards gets called French.

Louis De Funes is the greatest comedy actor.

France is Africa and Syria now.

youtube.com/watch?v=mb3rNkkCAJY

Stop

>anti-europeans
That's a good thing actually.

>Say something nice about France
France invented champagne and anal sex. We like them both very much, thank you France.

They have Portuguese immigrants. Now Algerians and Moroccans surpassed them.

I wish we were just as diverse as France, we'd be much richer, diversity=great economy

Much more entertaining too, not boring like Poorland.

At the time of the conquest of your so called "kingdom" the normands were full french.

Uneducated plebs hate germans as a trend (could compare that to antifas hating nazis) but no wurst friend, we like you, we also like fighting you
and your trash porn is a meme, it's up there with jap porn

I see you learned your history from that How So Accurate TV serie
Unlike England, France was never conquered by Vikings
Rollo was given Normandy after being defeated by France and becoming a French vassal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Chartres_(911)

And btw, by 1066, Normans were totally French
There's a reason wht the language you speak right now is full of French words rather than Danish ones

It it weren't for France, we would need to meet our refugee quota. Thanks for existing!

Brittany > Normandy

Can't compete with the druids

>Unlike England, France was never conquered by Vikings

no, but it was conquered over and over again by English soldiers who slaughtered the French men on the field of battle and then enjoyed the widows.

I'm sure you've got plenty of English in you after all the fun we had, plus probably some German after your great-grandmother had a fling with an occupying soldier.

>uncharted
kek
>poor savages
can confirm

its far away

>no, but it was conquered over and over again by English soldiers who slaughtered the French men on the field of battle and then enjoyed the widows.

You mean "English" soldiers, that were serving the French dude sitting on the English throne
Reminder that England hasnt had an English dynasty on its throne since 1066

>conquered by English soldiers who slaughtered the French men on the field of battle and then enjoyed the widows.

And then were kicked out of France by a virgin girl from Bar

>So we created you nation
WE WUZ KANGZ OF FRANCE

But yeah, seems legit.

yes but you see the thing about us is we started taking power away from the King from very early on, and so unlike you, avoided being ruled over by one man, whatever he was.

I bet you think it was Henry VIII who seceded the English church from Rome instead of England's brave Thomas Cromwell

As for your wars in France, they basically consisted in your French kings inheriting lands in France and then losing it all through war

Pic related, most of these lands were owned by your French overlords before they even owned England

No we do, French and Germans are closer than say Brits and French, Spanish and French or Poles and Germans.

Doesnt change much given that your entire aristocracy post-1066 was French

You think we're best friends? We should be!

EUROPE UNITED AGAINST (((ANGLO))) SCUM

Actually, after Le Pen wins and leaves the EU ... Germany is without ANY real ally for the first time since the war.

I think Napoleon was pretty awesome and all, but he shouldn't have given the Jews rights. It can be directly traced to the problems today, unfortunately.

>y-yeah well we managed to stop you English from overrunning us after it's results were irreversible

yes and there were constant wars over French lands even before the 100 year's war.

several hundreds of years of English soldiers enjoying the comforts of French women

that's easy.

you guys haven't given up, while so much of the world has

> being this salty that a bunch of french normans basically founded your country

> french blood ruling your shitty island for a thousand years lmao cucks

>several hundreds of years of English soldiers enjoying the comforts of French women

Well, I guess it was a fair compensation for all these French nobles that were enjoying English castles and lands since 1066....

>mfw looking up an "English" commander during the HYW
>mfw find out his family is French and arrived in England in 1066
EVERY SINGLE TIME

> Being so cucked you have another country's language as your monarch's motto
> Shitpost against France
You're like an Algeria of the North...

We have nothing to do with you accepting North Africans into your country. We want you to take Syrians, if anyone at all.

>I mean you hate the Brits and Americans too
I don't know about the British but only Algerians hate Americans, the French are our good bros, they helped us win independence

England is the original French colony lmao

hmm yeah no, William was already a relative of the English aristocracy, which is where his claim came from. It wasn't even that many generations before the official court language was changed to English, even before the Hundred Year's War

>Algeria of the North

but that is literally France.

I thought the greeks invented anal?

>When a British captive officer challenged Surcouf with the words "You French fight for money while we fight for honour",
>Surcouf replied "Each of us fights for what he lacks most"

No its not. France was a different part of modern day France than Normandy was. Learn history francofag

>mfw Richard Lionheart statue in London has his name written in French

Top cuck
But then again, it'd be dumb to write it in English given he couldnt speak a word of it lmao

>Richard Lionheart
>French people now claiming ownership of a fucking Occitan who spent his life Crusading before coming back and deciding he'd quite like to just attack France over and over until he died

Normandy was culturally identical to most of France (in blue pic related)
It's the Southern half that was very different

And anyway, Normans only ruled you from 1066 to 1154
After that, pure Frenchmen from Anjou took over your shithole

OK tyrone

First of all WE dont call you germans but "fucking nazi"

>a fucking Occitan
He was an Angevin
Occitan was his second language

>who spent his life Crusading
And?
Crusading was a very French activity
Most crusaders were French and French was the official language of the crusading kingdoms in the Levant

>and deciding he'd quite like to just attack France over and over until he died
The fact he attacked a rival dynasty ruling France doesnt mean he wasnt French
Have you never heard of civil wars?
Truth is that he cared more about France than about England

That what ((they)) said about Trump.

Normans were Germanics not gauls.

nope, he was raised by his mother in Aquitaine, spoke her native language first, and fucking hated the French lmao.

during Crusade the French fucked over many of his plans because they didn't trust an English/Occitan King. The only reason Crusading was a "French" activity is because Germans are fucking idiots who march over land instead of sailing.

His wars against France were to secure Aquitaine under his rule and to tell France to fuck off.

Maybe those that arrived in 911
But those that invaded England in 1066 had seen eight generations of interbreeding with the locals

Rollo's son was already 50% French through his mom, so William seven generations of interbreeding later was easily over 80% French genetically

And that's only the genetical aspect
Culturally they literally had no trace of their nordic ancestry left
They spoke like Frenchmen, lived like Frenchmen and even fought like Frenchmen (aka with horses, unlike retarded vikangz)

In France we have a second round. Marine le Pen needs to take 50.01% of the vote at the first round or she will never win. That never happened in french fifth republic history.

Basicaly, she will do 30% in the first round and she will be destroyed during the second (40-60)

gib elsaß-lothringen pls

Much of their nobel customs and fighting style was derived from their Norse forefathers. The populace always was Nothern French.

One also has to see that during the time of the Normans French culture was still developing.

>A2Gay