Will I ever find the perfect woman Sup Forums?

Will I ever find the perfect woman Sup Forums?

(I’m kind of short and hairy and very shy)

5'4 140 does not look like that, virgin.

there is no perfect woman

Well it could if they have a pretty high level of fitness.

sweet, sweet dwarf pussy

this guy knows

No perfect woman wants anyone except for one person that you are not. Gotta make the perfect woman out of another.

Push yourself to get social. If you believe in yourself, you will get better at your social skills. Remember, social skills are a skill. As of such, they can be improved.

I dunno the orc is kinda cool

>being this fat

yes it does. an ex of mine looked just like that with same great sized tits

>no full orc female

Then they wouldn't be 140 at 5'4. They would be built like the orc

How short are you?

>very shy

A man can't be shy, if you are... you're probably a faggot.


Die alone, fucking leaf.

>halfling
>2'11"
>30lbs

Jesus.

>I’m kind of short and hairy and very shy
So an average Canadian.

t. Arnold Squashanigger

>Dwarf woman
>No beard

I can't fucking fap to this

i would fuck the halfling

Thanks, bro, I know. But I suck at ‘social media’, hate drinking, have no money, my sister slaps me around sometimes…but maybe I can meet an old lady. I like old ladies like my auntie. I just don’t know…

Wrong.

Dibs on the gnome

>5'4" 140 lbs
>in shape
Funny shit.

are you trolling?

>A man can't be shy
Aaaahahaha. Half of the young adult guys you can see nowadays who aren't maladjusted in the opposite direction - of loudmouth, aggresive retards - are antisocial, introverted, shy, background gray people.

t. john podesta

Troll.

If not troll, then rape sister.

And that's why they're all cucks.

Next...

I'm not hairy user :3

>Canadian
>shy
Go fuck yerself up the strudelchute, Hans.

Married a Newfie gal who's a lot like the Dwarf chick. Sporty but thick.
She's a literal battle in the sack. We've wrecked 4 beds now. Looking for something steel-reinforced.

Not a troll. But not very attractive, have some friends. Mostly on the other board .

>Will I ever find the perfect woman Sup Forums?
Nope you'll probably settle. Or pass up on your perfect woman, then regret it down the line. Either way though I'm rooting for you, Good Luck!

>Wrong
nah breh, you just date flatchested low-test females

Picking any of the """""""""""Pretty ones""""""""""""" is racist.

Wrong.

muh nigga

I want me some half-elf female.

One doesn't excuse the other. Cucks, victims, psychos, depressed or not - it is how it is. Even if they'd be cucks, saying that guys can't be shy is some retarded bullshit.

Elf is where its at

In Brazil there are only halflings. Gnomes and dwarves when lucky.

>tfw have 6'3 orthodox Macedonian fiance.

A shy guy can still lift and partake in activities of his interest where he can meet several quality women along his life. No one needs to be a NEET.

t. handsome virgin

Half orc? Oh you mean german.