Free $hit

You've been visited by the magical Jew Fairy! Name something that normally cost money, and the Jew fairy will give it to you for free!

What is your wish!?

tax cuts

fertile sub-Saharan negresses to race mix with

A gf

Fourth reich that kills all the globalist jews please

Done! The 1% will now pay more taxes so you don't have to!

Attack helicopter.

i wish the holocaust really happened

A gf.

gf please magic fairy

it's truly bizarre Americans think stuff like healthcare and tuition is some utopian daydream like a free unicorn for everybody

every other rich country makes it work, it's not that hard to do honestly!

Done! Here are two proud negresses!

Of Course! In Bernies Society a Significant Other is a right.

Your gf (male) will be relocated to your apartment next week.

Where's mine?

You can select a proud negress

mmmm. A holiday please based Jew fairy. In the sun.

REEEEEEEEE I am not into Traps fuck you Bernie!

Absolutely, user. Everybody in bernie's america has access to a gf.

We've found a match for you (pic related).

Guns,and ammo

ok, so lets say i wanna have an v10 formula one car. can it be done?

fiber internet
vehicle/liability insurance
pussy

My own Jewish Boy Camp

I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

I want my free refund

you'll shoot your eye out kid.

A peaceful death

Id like to order a large amount of poison gas and 6 million coffins

I am the 1%, nigger

My husbando.

Give me a 18-22 white twink. I'll make sure he is well taken care of.

>I just want to wake up in the morning snuggling him.
>Shitpost together all day, reading memes, and playing vidya

I like this thread OP

A guillotine.