/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COMFY MIKE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #3 2/10/17
youtu.be/Am1DfjmGcvc
>Pres Trump & FLOTUS @ AF1 - New EO 2/10/17
youtu.be/ZfyDEzjXL_M
>Pres Trump & PM Abe promise to make animu real 2/10/17
youtu.be/a9bDERrKYWI
>Pres Trump & PM Abe Handshake of Love 2/10/17
youtu.be/GWbP8eC-SIw
>VP Pence swears in HHS Sec Price 2/10/17
youtu.be/U10XasH7XHI
>Pres Trump responds to 9th CC ruling 2/9/17
youtu.be/3cnawY2lUqU
>VP Pence @ Westpoint 2/9/17
youtu.be/85sE83SaXmM
>Pres Trump/VP swear in AG Sessions 2/9/17
youtu.be/JIrKpvyLcm0
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOO~

AWOOVEMENT

youtube.com/watch?v=XLyn9ZSYerA

On a scale from 1 to 911, how fucked is the 9th Circuit?

youtube.com/watch?v=WIw_5jHo3J8

say something nice about my wife

Goodnight all, love you and wish you the very best. AWOO!

insider.foxnews.com/2017/02/10/texas-noncitizen-rosa-maria-ortega-sentenced-8-years-voting-illegally

Awoo!

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Some new OC from earlier today

Basically, I'm telling normal German voters it's OK to lie in public about their political views.

nytimes.com/2017/02/10/business/media/daytime-tvs-new-star-sean-spicer.html?_r=0

guys... take a look at this

i can't stand it anymore... even spicer is a reality tv show star?

i don't know if i like the idea of white house pressers getting more views than the superbowl...

i'm just so tired of winning... i wish things would settle down and get boring again... please trump stop

Melania is cute

CUTE

twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/830562934178840581

Why are people here so cucked?

Can Trump uncuck them and make them less liberal?

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911 2

Here's the German version:
>I have two identities

She was great in Shrek.

For a monkey, she's very pretty.

She should be running!

What's Pence been up to anyways? Most recent thing I heard was he got his name over his office door.

please clap

It looks like they barely went blue, so they will probably vote for him in 2020.

APOLOGIZE FOR THE HANDSHAKE DRUMPFFFFFFFFFF

damn look at him flick that spiral

that's a fucking toss.

Re-posting because it deserves some attention:

Wanna see something crazy?
Watch the Secret Service agents accompanying Jeff Sessions on his arrival to DoJ. Watch them closely.
Plastic hands.
Meaning, they had their real fingers on the triggers of some serious firepower behind those fake hands
They don't act like this unless they know something. There was a credible threat against Sessions
Many traitors in that building.

youtube.com/watch?v=11eKL7CiK3M

Also watch how stern Jeff Sessions' opening message to the department is:

youtube.com/watch?v=AWuGjw8HYt8

AWOO!~

that's good shit. I hope she speaks more about that kind of stuff.

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A-W-O-O.

Not very, this is all over a TRO. Now they have over stepped judicial power, but nothing is going to happen to them, the place is already a joke.

If another 9/11 occurs because of this, the answer will change.

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fucking gay. I know they don't have free speech or anything, but you can at least refrain from openly endorsing that bullshit, facade or not

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I don't like her.

She's so cute that Trump can't compete.

She's taking the Emperor's glory!

>A bunch of lib shits are gonna overturn their libshit bff ruling.
Not happening anons.

What's this handshake you people keep talking about?

QUEEN

she probably passed as a human 30 years ago.

Do you guys ever think we Awoo too much? On the contrary, if we didn't Awoo so much, maybe Hillary would be president.

Because liberalism is a parasitic disease and your country probably had something to do with it.

She's such a fucking sociopath.

If Germany pulls off a "Shy AfD" vote and wins, I would freak out.

Congress could vote to expand the court system, and then they'd get to fill it with more judges...

Maybe safer to do after 2018 when more GOP senators?..

I am glad there was a secondary pic to explain what was going on in this picture.

Check yourself user.

You know what I meant, that's the double think that they had to work under
>But they didn't commit a crime while in the US!
>Being illega- undocumented is not a crime, arrest those who commit crimes
>DUIs aren't really a crime give the undocumented migrants a chance
>Why is Trump deporting people for EXISTING and DUIs? they didn't do anything serious!

And so on, consider the stupid story of the illegal alien who met with ICE daily as if that made her illegal status somehow permanent. It's amazing how media has convinced people a crime stops being a crime if you don't mind it.

>being this triggered by a handshake

you can smell the numale on these "people"

You can't just say "plastic hands", screenshot the hands you mean nigga.

They are mad he doesnt bow like obama, kek

foxnews.com/politics/2010/02/02/tampa-mayor-dismisses-flap-obama-bow-calls-president-gracious.html

time is a bitch

They have literally nothing else to yell about, they have used every scandal, its over, they are just flailing around like a bunch of babies.

>Israeli final solution
OY VEY

I used Hobgoblins to grind combat levels in Runescape too Jeb, but I never wanted to marry one.

>tfw the marines or whatever said they'd investigate this and then did absolutely fucking nothing as all the higher ups support Trump as well as the grunts

>those tweets trashing her
not as toxic as the President's, but still just purely mean spirited

>dat figure

These people would criticise the way he farts if they had a chance.

youtube.com/watch?v=XLyn9ZSYerA

watch the video, use your eyes

Jeb could have done better, sad!

they could try that now, if they get enough seats after the midterms, the should take Newts suggestion and just abolish the court and start fresh.

No such thing as too much awoo.

That grab your wallet shit is inferring that they got Sears / KMart to dump Trump merch

>grabyourwallet.org/ is their website, which is basically a spreadsheet of companies selling Trump stuff they want people to boycott / harass via social media, etc.

It's also, unintentionally, a list of vendors to NOT boycott if you support Trump.

Time for that shit to backfire.

>awoo~
>actual (2D) girl
>pretending to be trap

B-but why...

Do they use hand signals? Were those fake arms??

Point man seems incredibly on edge, even by SS standards.

I don't doubt Sessions would be under threat, certain parties worked very hard to stop his confirmation. Very unnerving.

>after being cheated out of the nomination, I somehow managed to deal with the fact that Trump stole my birthright from me
>but the final straw was when he deported my wife

pence has a nice release

Very cute couple here...

Well otherwise you'd think Awoo was a boy!

Happy Birthday JEB!

snowden talking shit about russias big brother law, russia is ready to send snowden to trump as a gift now, neat

What's this for?

Cause it's close to Canada. Honestly i don't know why people that deep north wouldn't be voting red. Im from WI, so it suprises me too Swede

hot DAMN Melania!

I turned on CNN this afternoon and the first thing I saw was them bitching about Trump's 17 second long handshake. These people have lost their minds, it's outrageous.

autoblog.com/2017/01/31/military-truck-trump-flag-illegal-surplus-humvee/


>It was a SEAL convoy so NOTHING is happening to them, at least nothing meaningful.

Bowing to the prime minister is one thing, bowing to the god-emperor of Japan is another

>>but the final straw was when he deported my wife
THATS THE LAST STRAW, DONALD

seriously though, did he give Abe a rough handshake or something?

is there a webm or youtube video?

That's why you don't bite the hand that feeds, especially when that hand belongs to Vladimir Putin.

They're so embarrassingly beta

>it's really scary that Trump shook someone's hand

>ywn throw a tight spiral to uncle mike

Look how all the SS guys are holding one hand in the other, even when it'd be awkward to do so (i.e. in a crowd). They've all got grips on a pinky or the whole fingers -- not a natural pose.

Wow

there have been awoo boys running around here though

can you imagine having a conversation with this idiots irl?
"trump's handshake is too strong!!!! REEEEEEEEE"

fake hands, meaning fingers on triggers

man, spics really age like garbge

so glad i didn't marry that puerto rican qt back in college....now i get to be alone all the time

>"Too much awoo"
ISHYGDDT
>is there an awoo version of this?

Japan: Germany and I aren't friends anymore
Japan: US and Japan now BFFs

or whatever that meme's structure is

>they could try that now, if they get enough seats after the midterms, the should take Newts suggestion and just abolish the court and start fresh.
Well, to go that far, you impeach all the judges basically, and that needs more support...

Really though you just need to impeach the most leftist ones and the rest will get the idea that they have to chill out.

>H-H-HANDBREAKER

How can one man achieve such comfyness?

This isn't normal, is he even human?

Damn that "plastic hands" was chilling. Good on those guys keeping this man safe!

Can the hole get any deeper for Sears? They are fucked anyways... looking for Trump supporters to put the final nail in the coffin so they can blame him for "ruining" their business

DOLAN ALLEGIANCE IS TO THE REPUBLIC AND DEMOCRACY!

>assault handshakes
literally handshaking right now