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>Ancapapistan
>Yellow
>Portugal

Thanks for the bump.

Roman Empire
Red
Rome

Alliance, to drive out the communists?

Yes.

British Union of Fascists and National Socialists
England
Blue

Added you guys in and your alliance. Waiting for more players.

Join me and Rome in the Anti-Com alliance?

France
Geyland
Whatever colour

Don't want to hugbox too much, there's only 8 player slots.

bump

I'd have to agree.

Added. 4 to go.

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north africa/tunisia
blue/purple any color
>carthage

Bannon will declare an empire.

Baghdadi's will last longer

Added. 3 left.

Make it purple

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I did.

I saw that on a discord once.

thought the filename was 8ch fml

thnx

Is that a threat?

can i join ?put me in russia

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Screw it. We're starting. New players can join on their first roll.

I know your not supposed to change codes, but I need to switch to my ipad. However, I have proof its me. It will only take two bumps.

Expand

Added you. Make your roll.

Fill Britain.

Fill Italy.

Go to Sicily, spill africa

Get surrounding Ts

Can I join as The Glorious Kingdom of Serbia? first move would be to secure Greater Serbia.

Eastern Roman Empire
Constantinople
Green

Expand eastward.

Ally?

Can you use this roll for next turn to expand. I've got to make food. Ty OP love you loads

Hell Yeah

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sicily is black

Done.

Alliance to counteract Rome-Byzantium?

Lets do it. Fuck rome and their byzantinite cucks

That would still be a 3v2 with Portugal with me.

we know you are weak and need the numbers. its ok, we will sack rome.

Start me in Crete. Expand in all directions
Faction Vikings
Orange since blues are taken.

Wanna join me and Carthage's alliance?

ally?

Byzantines and romans are faggots.

>Carthage assuring their death

which one r u

wanna join me and Carthage? we'll get you some Greek/Roman slave boys or girls if you like that.

>"Rome needs the numbers"
>New player joins
>Immediate offer of alliance

Serbia

>implying

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Carthage_(c._149_BC)

early game alliances r faggy but then again ERP rome is even faggier so yeah fuck it why not

Have fun being pillaged you Greek cuck.

Last time Carthage started shit we burned them to the ground.

Good point, but it's too late for me now

Sure

But you're American.

more importantly he is an unorignal rome larper

You're in Brittany but you're an English twat

Still confident?

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its coming next mupdate

And in both these places we have clean running water;

Hehe break Roman alliance, they can get fucked by barbarians. This is also the most historically accurate thing to do.

Yes.
Scrambling for allies shows how scared you are.

Bet you're Trumptards too lmao

HEY!

Thanks for your patience.

Fixed

>Implying the cucks and Africans who fight Rome wills be spared
Free helicopter rides for you.

Expand into France

finish sicily and sack rome

Yo, what the frigg where am I?

Fill Iberian peninsula

Wise decision

expand east

Continue filling Britain.

Kill Carthage.

Move into Turkland. Also, would Carthage like an alliance. Rome is already fucked, Constantinople is the new Rome.

Fuck. Okay I'll make one more slot for you because I'm feeling nice. That's the only game rule I'm amending to this. Give me some time for the next turn. Make your roll.

Thx, mayne I'll move to fill Yugoslavia pls send spillage into Northern Italy.

Alliance? I'm switching sides now. I've even given myself a title.

Make America Great Again

>would Carthage like an alliance
I will NAP you.

you still have inferoir greco-roman blood in your veins

I'll ally with you as soon as Rome's dead. Just promise not to move North of the Danube and we'll be fine.

Very well

You're not going to attack me are you, traitorous anglo scum?

Fuck, I thought I took my turn already. Expand in all directions

STRAIGHT

Get away from me