>he hasnt had his dna sequenced

How can you even call yourself a white man?

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How's it feel being a nigger?

>0.0%

I wanna do this shit but it bothers me that the companies don't destroy your DNA data eventually.

I feel like I'm whoring out my genetic information. Wtf are they going to do with that shit? Needs to be deleted.

>0,4% of a sandnigger

hope you stocked up on meds to fight off depression and suicidal thoughts, cause that must have hurt, discovering you're not really white and all

>giving the jew your genetic footprint in addition to other already collected info

If I were to get my dna sequenced I would do it under a false name sent to an apartment I rent but not own and wouldn't post it here like a nigger for everyone to see

i guarantee you that italians have a bit of sandnigger in them too, giovanni

Terrible feeling really user

>akhenazi jewish
>european


so jews are semites or european?

Never plan on murdering or raping anyone, couldnt care less

oy vey, Didn't know Mr Goldstein from the Synagogue posted here.

I swear these threads are full of actual fucking NSA employees trying to goad Sup Forums into getting their DNA tested. There's no way in hell a board this paranoid would actually be dumb enough to give their fucking DNA, along with their personal information to Jewgle or any other company

Hello there, fellow white man

askhenazi are the jews who moved into central/eastern europe after the diaspora in like the 8th/9th century.

you don't if you don't know, but giving your ancestry, it was only natural for you to fall for the knowledge jew.

You underestimate the reach of your ideology

Im half normie, call me a passing normie, but Ive been coming here for years. Even half normies know theres nothing they can do with my DNA that I didnt specifically approve.

>Never plan on murdering or raping anyone, couldnt care less

Until they sell your data to insurance companies and they charge you extra for anti depressants so you stop having suicidal thoughts embedded in your genetic material

>he gave his dna to the jews
how does it feel

am i white?

one drop rule nigger

>theres nothing they can do with my DNA that I didnt specifically approve

>being this paranoid

Im a grown man who hasnt been on any medications in a decade. I think Ill be ok.

>0.1% Sub-Saharan African

Dude..

GTFO nigger

>t. Muslim

>there's nothing they can do with my DNA that I didn't specifically approve

fusion.net/story/215204/law-enforcement-agencies-are-asking-ancestry-com-and-23andme-for-their-customers-dna/

Except they can do basically whatever the fuck they want with it and you can do nothing about it.

kek said im white
fuck you guys

>tfw when OP will "casually" start getting custom advertisement a month before any major illness from now on

lol @ that great great great great great great great great grandmother of yours who was raped by a nubian

>on Sup Forums
>still this naive

kk lad, it's your life anyway.

nice results white man

One drop user

>he volunteered to put himself in a criminal database

Whatever you say Dequan

have you read their privacy policy?

also, my dad was really into geneology. I'm like 90% anglo with some german and irish.

>Both Ancestry.com and 23andMe stipulate in their privacy policies that they will turn information over to law enforcement if served with a court order. 23andMe says it’s received a couple of requests from both state law enforcement and the FBI, but that it has “successfully resisted them.”

I approved this. Again, I dont plan on murdering or raping anyone. Ill be ok.

Youre just scared of what your results will be arent you?

>555
>55
kek reaffirmed his whiteness you jealous non whites

digits confirm
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>0.4% ashkenazi

Into the chamber

Are there any dna sequencing services that aren't run by jews or associated with jews?

Thanks

ONE
DROP
RULE

>if you got nothing to hide, what's the problem
>he says while living under a ZOG
You'd also be for letting sandniggers flood into your country it wouldn't surprise me.

>look up cost
>99 fucking dollars for a DNA test

Ya fucking right. I'll just stick with the fact that I'm Irish and German.

my sis did hers , similar to yours just 0% asken and more southern euro. I'm still scared what might be hiding on the male side.

>Ashkenazi Jewish 0.4%
see you in the ovens (from the outside)

what are jews again?

> Again, I dont plan on murdering or raping anyone. I'll be ok.

Having your DNA on file is something that only happens to rapists and murderers for good reason.

>nothing to hide nothing to lose, goy :^)

Call me paranoid all you want but at least google doesn't have a few thousand clones of me working in their salt mines

23andme is one of the worst services
me btw

What about your Neanderthal? Im basically mixed species if were being honest

>number 5
>Mambo n.5 was the most famous song by Ugandan rapper Lou Bega

Confirmed triple and double nigger

Yeah goy just hand over your genetic information that we will eventually cross reference with your entire online activity, financial activity, address, family, medical history, and so one. Allow us to create a hologram version of you in our algorithm so we can figure out exactly how to enact our plans without any push back from the public!

help us discover the genotypes associated with spiritual power! yes goy! Give us all your information!

Fuck these people. NEVER do these services especially if you are white and have a negative blood type. EVER.

back to Israel schlomo

Am I white enough?

If its good enough for uncle Adolf its good enough for me

>0.5% Finnish
>0.4% East Asian

hmmm.... really makes you think....

>stuck on 23andme quality review for over a week
REEEE_EEEEEE_EEEEE

meant for

On the brightside, you can use affirmative action to your advantage now

surprisingly light

>0.1% Unassigned

Cant confirm or deny. Well have to get the boys to look into this one.

too white, when did your ancestors come to the US?

>tfw 1/64th native american

G-guess I'll just change my name to Pocahontas

>the goyim aren't just sending DNA samples to us for free, they're actually PAYING us for it
>I thought Zuckerberg's scheme of getting every good goy to upload their name and mugshot to us for free was crazy, but this is next level!

your great-great-great-great-great-great grandpappy was as ayy lmao

>99 dollars
>literally nothing compared to 10 years ago

Mohammad, you have to go back.

They settled in what is now Connecticut around 1660

>not being 115% white
Are you some sort of nigger?

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wtf i hate trump now

Onto the reservation with you chief

that long ago?! how did they avoid race mixing with non whites for so long, you better not let them down. Find a white wife and keep those genes going another 400 years.

You're "white".

There's no way I could survive on a reservation! I'm not even an alcoholic!

haha nigger, I'm 1/128

>giving the ancestry Jew your genetic data

Shiggy. If you're assured in your whiteness, than what's the point, you know they're just going to throw in a few half percents of some variety of nigger to make you doubt yourself.

Hello there my fellow halfie

dna company run by jewgle

>Oh hai, I sends them my sample too!

nice try op

>1/64th
If my parent's stories are true then I'm literally 1/16th. Does this make me an injun /pol?

I need to find a DNA buddy to swap with. That way we put each others names on our samples and send them in.

Then they don't have the correct DNA in their database.

Otherwise I can't stomach sending in my DNA to be stored in someones database.

>0.4% nig
>0.2% injun

just put a fake name down

that card lmao

Yeah, I had to move out to the res after I got my results. The we wuz was immigrants meme has no effect on me.

where can I get one?

That's

>nothing they can do with my DNA

except find your children and put them in jail
DNA at the scene
matches your family

Congratulations. You just self-selected out of the gene pool.

They verify it. You have to use a mailing address which narrows it down greatly. You can mask your card and lie about your name but they have enough info to track you down from just your mailing address. Also you can't get an anonymous mail address.

Sorry Ponto

You have 2 choices at this point. Free education that youll never put to use or a life of misery in crushing alcoholism on the reservation.

We cant all be white

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE MEMES ARE REAL

>How can you even call yourself a white man?
Because white people have thing thing called "records" and it proves where we came from and potentially how we got here.

My aunt just finished my mother's side of the family tree for us.

It took her a few years, and records show that my great great grandfather on my mothers side was listed as a "mulatto".

I will be sure to cram that down everyone's throat. Blonde hair/hazel eyes and a red beard, and I can prove that I am part black. Pass the sunscreen and I need my money. Who do I talk to about oppression? I want reparations.

In addition my great great grandfather was in the civil war (fathers side) and has his name on a northern plaque in PA. I have physical records to confirm this as well.

So fuck off niggers. Im a brother just like you. Mexicans get out. You takin all my gibs.

Says fucking Brazil

Daily reminder that all 'DNA sequencing' companies are adding your DNA profile to the FBIs database.

Why not just go straight to the police station and start confessing now. Because you will get a knock on the door eventually, dipshit.

They make distinctions between Sub Saharan and West African, 0.4% total

Same with injun and broad injun

Those records told me I was at least 1/4 Italian, DNA proves its actually 5.3%

I understand the hesitation, but it really does give you a level of clarity nothing else can

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Sub-Saharan is an umbrella term which encompasses West African, same with the Native American. If it were really 0.4% West African then it wouldn't say 99.7% Euro anyway.

One drop of Jew to give extra IQ.

>OOGA BOOGA BIX MUP DA DOO DIDDA

sorry i dont speak amerinigger

Fair enough, Ive been reading it wrong

>but muh jewgle database

Topkek at all the sad ass poorfags ITT that don't have enough neetbux to get a DNA test.

what's the 0.4% jamal?

The cutoff was 0.5%, sorry schlomo

Into the oven you go