Say something positive about my country

Say something positive about my country

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I like your food.

Fueron aztecas wey

It's a good place to put Mexicans.

mexican food is pretty great

no

your food, on the other hand, is shit

Your women are very frisky.

Growing up we had a mexican housekeeper named Lette. I was banging her from 13 to 16 on the regular lol.

At first she would fight like crazy lol, no senor no please senor hahaha. Then she just sort of accepted it.

Then she taught me how to be a gentle lover and I think she started looking forward to it more than I did. One time I even made her suck off two friends from soccer. Not even a protest.

God I miss her.

I've been thinking for the past to minutes and can't come up with one thing.

I like how you treat illegal immigrants in your own country. Very tough.

this fucker could have started a youtube channel BONEZONE talking about literally anything and be making millions right now.

thank you for being so objectively shit, that a right wing fringe candidate was able to catapult himself to victory based exclusively on the promise of building a giant fucking wall just to keep you out

A fucking leaf.

Who doesn't like to rape the help?

Fuck this shitty meme. This guy didn't even say that, he asked a question about energy.

What happened to her? Also that sounds pretty fucking amazing dude.

I can't imagine what she told her husband lol. Coming home every day well fucked.

I wonder if she put out for him too?

Your constitution states that the Mexican people cannot pursue a policy which makes them anything other than the majority population of the country. Pretty uncucked if you ask me. Also as much as I despise your country's handling of the illegal situation because of how much it harms us, you do what's in your own best interests and aren't faggoty Jew-owned cucks like America.

You're killing yourselves.

We moved to a different part of the state. Our last time was really nice, a special moment.

She taught me everything I know about pleasing a woman.

The wall won't separate us

i like narcocorrido music videos

although i've become too familiar with the music, recognized a couple songs being played at the local mexican restaurant which was a bit concerning given the lyrical themes

Any links to some of your favs?

food

cheap hookers

Congrats on making the best tequila.

>food
>women/putas
>sombreros
>tequila
>Dos X
>illegal fireworks
>lucha libre

I actually think Mexico is very cultured, but has declined so bad. I really wish a Mexican Trump would MMGA

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i can say shit like ARIIIIBA ARRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBA without sounding autistic

Thanks to you we don't border more than one shitty south american country.

Gonna go out on a limb here and say that you probably still sound autistic, Sven

I never really remember the song titles or anything, just end up clicking around

here's a good starting point
youtube.com/watch?v=rzod0gFjHIw

Twenty percent of your women (around the # with a significant amount of European ancestry) are imminently fuckable.

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>inb4 who will make your tacos
I make some good fucking tacos de lengua 1v1 me.

you have a rich and old cultural background

We're glad you're now able to reunite with your Tía Guadalupe

this

Some folk music is decent sounds close to german folk music

you make bananas right?
big fan here

why bring the bonezone into your propaganda?

You like the americanized version

in real mexico everything is made with 5 cups of lard and the worst parts of the livestock

>5 cups of lard and the underappreciated parts of the livestock
ftfy

Pretty much just your food
pro-tip for best mexican food: go to places that sell calling cards

I live in oregon and my mexican neighbors play mariachi shit in the garage during the summer. Its just polka, repetetive polka and it drives me insane.

I like tacos.

I'm either running on deja vu or I remember this fucking copypasta.

There's a whole underground food industry if you know where to look.
My cousin married a hispanic girl and when they visit she can find tamales in bulk that people make and sell out of their kitchen (they won't sell to me because I'm a ginger who can barely speak spanish).

Has a high mexican death rate.

I quite like Mexican food from Mexico too, their tortillas have more flavor

DUDE SALVIA LMAO
DUDE TACOS LMAO
DUDE AZTECS LMAO

DUDE WEED LMAO
DUDE SYRUP LMAO
DUDE HOCKEY LMAO

You have a rather beautiful culture when your country is not overrun by drug cartels. I hope one day you guys Make Mexico Great Again and get those fuckers out of there so your people can prosper and stop flocking here for safety.

>AZTECS
Why do I care about a race that was wiped out of existence by the spaniards?

>you do what's in your own best interests and aren't faggoty Jew-owned cucks like America.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>implying

I like you better when you stay in your country.

DUDE GUNS LMAO
DUDE BURGERS LMAO
DUDE FOOTBALL LMAO
Pretty sure we can do this for every country out there

>impying any of those are bad

Their pyramids are still there and worth checking out if you're in the area

I like your southern border wall.

>implying WEED, SYRUP, and HOCKEY aren't objectively better

It's not in the United states

>objectively
Fair enough.
Love ya hat.

>Football isn't utter shit tier
Wew

I did enjoy that horror movie The Ruins.

It has it's moments.

>You like the americanized version
>in real mexico everything is made with 5 cups of lard and the worst parts of the livestock
what about genuine mexican restaurants where the restaurant has a mexican name n mexican people who work in it? not talking about places like taco bell or chipotle n whatever other places imitate mexican food. i'm talking about mexican places around california that get advertised on the lesser known latino channels like the central american channel

Legit mexican street food is deep fried cow ball tacos.

That's the point he's going for.

Essential Jena Malonekino

Your country's population is going to sky rocket

Less Niggers

the u.s. ruined central n southern america with its war on drugs.
all that shit about drugs being bad is propoganda.
abusing drugs is the real problem
cocaine actually has health benefits
the southern americans have shit like Ayahuasca (which contains DMT) which can b used for therapeutic purposes

if we cant rule the waves no more i cant think of a better person to do it for us

got some vegimite for the first time of late,its actually pretty good.

Peje, but he will never win.

the CIA sold crack cocaine to the black community in the u.s. to make a quick buck

Is that you, Jello?

>cocaine actually has health benefits
cocaine can clean ur digestive system

Great food, great weather, cool language.

I actually really like Mexico.

wait like was this a young house keep or middle aged?

Food, I have heard Corona used to be actually good

they say that drug money is what fuels the cartels. u should all think otherwise: it's u.s. funds

beautiful women
delicious food

savage history

cool flag

Wasn't Ken Bone into pregnant chicks or something?