British Food

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>>>>>>>>British """""Food"""""

That looks unironically good.

Why gloomy island pedo-faggots food so ugly? This is another proection of their soul?

This must be a fucking joke

If you really want to piss off europeans with cuisine you should post brisket, theyre so poor and cucked that they've never tried it and they always rip on southern bbq

Nothing like a piping hot plate of Fish head Pie.

Way to lead off with a dish that actually looks appetizing, OP.

Go eat some fermented herring you filthy horse archer

>he doesn't like flibby flabby chewie womblars on hedge
Wew

>toast sandwich

BLIMEY

Never seen or heard of anyone making that. pretty sure it is a joke.

Oh by the way I tried a burrito for the first time the other day; they're fucking delicious.

The fuck is that? Botulism on toast?

I used to mock the swiss and their bullshit "cuisine" and after a while some swiss user started claiming that they eat bbq in Switzerland.

Southern barbecue is delicious and makes me hungry every time I see it.

Better than belts, shoes or children aye, bolshevik?

I'm just cull to faggot-police, leaf, what you visiting homofobic Sup Forums and faggot-chinks rape you with rake.

>that'll be 9.99
I feel bad for europoors

You best start believing in bong "cuisine" Pueblo.
It's up there with "Crisp-Butty" and "Chip-Butty". The latter being in fact quite delicious.

>call

Supposedly people who've fallen on hard times in the UK eat them according to some news sites

Under rated

You're a genius OP, I did totally forget I had a jar of pickled champignons, I'm gonna make a sammich now before it goes bad.

Burrito are delicious indeed, but sadly is not a tupical mexican food, burritos got way too americanized

If someday you got the opportunity of eating "mole" (spelled mo-le) I would recommend to go for it, or any other mexican dish that is not bastardized by american culture

Well-well, and?

>British beverages

Roly Poly

frig off, rick

Would bongs get ass blasted if I rename "chip butty" to "fries butty"?

(((food)))

can confirm, green mole is top tier with chicken though pretty sure all mole is dog shit by itself

I thought they only ate chocolate and cheese

that webm never gets old

we didnt give you our language so you could butcher it you slanty eyed hun

Why does all British food look like it should be in a garbage can?

Sticky toffee pudding

>9.99

Lmao fuck no. That would be $10 just for the brisket, nevermind the ribs, turkey, etc. What you see there is probably $50.

T. Texas

Those sauteed mushrooms are delicious, although putting them on toast is a waste

Now hold on, Yank. I've often had my differences with Clive, and we've even come to blows in the streets. But I won't hear a word said against their food. I often start the day with toast on beans. Not beans on toast, mind. Toast on beans: Thirty slices of toast spread over a thimble of beans. Good for what ails you and full of protahydrates

>that'll be 9.99

Feel just as bad for Aussies. There's a few great Texas style barbecue joints in Melbourne, one in particular that also has a great range of beers on tap, and last time I went with two other people the platter we got with a few side dishes added on was smaller than the one in the webm I posted and cost over $80 per person.

my favorites have always been celery pie or hoof with gelatin

pop down to a local carvery and get an icy pint and a roast. sorted.

>eat this every day for breakfast
>heart attack age 35
>cant get in a government hospital because its full of pakis with toothaches
>die
feels good to be an anglo

This makes me feel better then.

$60 US is about $80 AUD so it's not too much more expensive than in America, albeit being less food.

Butterscotch tart

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Gelatin is GOAT

>I thought they only ate chocolate and cheese
Pretty much. The user was just lying because I kept trashing their food. Pic related is considered a meal there. Literally just two boiled potatoes and some melted cheese.

Thank you, José. I would've never figured out how to spell that if you didn't break it down like you did.

American demographics

Sticky Date Pudding is one of the most patrician choices in desserts.

Cornish pasty

Things will change when the 20 million illegals and their anchor babies get deported

That's a favorite of mine. Fuckin love that puddin.

These are good for the beach because it keeps the sand out.

Almost none of that is british food.

>british desert

May be you post som LEAF racial demografics? Special for ny friend, ofk.

Here are the prices for BBQ at a place down the road from me (central Texas).

Nothing beats a moist, tender brisket. Salivating just thinking about it.

> the joke
>your head

nice shop m8

nice

>bastardized by american culture
>mexican restaurants filled with backdoor mexican cooks

I have not found a mexican joint not run by mexicans or filled with mexicans.
So what you're saying is, border jumpers come here and don't even make their own food?
Weirdos.

I love to eat stuff that makes me shit blood

>Not eating spotted dick after a hearty meal of pork faggots and gravy

Fucking drooling right now. I am also acutely aware of how much my body craves juicy, succulent meat. Vegetarians can go suck on a cucumber. I know this is a craving that is truly on a genetic level.

I choked on a faggot once.

I cannot fucking stand mushrooms.
Everything about them disgusts me; the flavor, the texture, the smell.

mexanon just thinks that the only mexican food we eat is taco bell.

kek

Now that looks pretty good.

Clearly you needed more sauce on your faggot.

You should have asked for it.

Typical Canadian food

You've obviously never been to Italy.
Greatest food on the planet. The Anglo world ain't got shit in cuisine compared to Italy. It's like you're still in the neolithic.

in australia we invented Chicken and Chips

Califag.

mole is epic... it's like eating a chocolate covered burrito.

Love it.

Delicious

You call that fish and chips?

Who the fuck gets thin cut fries with fish and chips?

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secede when?

Australia didn't invent anything but boomerangs and bugs

i hate britain and """"""""cuisine""""" so much

Love that you shopped some smalahove in there

So do you have bbq or hot sauce instead of tartar sauce?

>bastardized
>not improved x100

Sunday Roast and Fish N Chips are pretty God tier, tbqh.

never had it, how does it taste?
im talking post settlement
any sauce really, i usually just put tomato sauce on (NOT ketchup)

You should try these bugs.

Love Trumps Hate

Thank you for pointing that out burgerbro. When it comes to food America makes it better. Or maybe i should say we make food great again.

After all the non-mexican liberals escape to your pristine state, where they'll fuck it up too.

Then Mexico can have it.

British food isnt very good but your pic actually looks alright

MUNCHY BOX

Your right that does look better.
is it traditional to wrap it in a news paper?
On the go?

I have no idea what this tastes like but I really ant to try it just for the novelty of this awesome fucking name.

EMPIRE PIE.

Can't top that fucking name boys.

In Australia we have gravy (thanksgiving style gravy in America) with chicken and chips.

go to bed

Good point.
>t. CO

Misconception: Texas is the hub for quality barbecue.

If you've had good barbecue, what you've eaten actually originates in Kansas City or Memphis. Real barbecue is pork based.

Though Texas brisket can be amazing, most Texas barbecue consists of underseasoned, overcooked, untrimmed slabs of grey, gummy beef. Yeehaw.

t. fatass Texan

AmeriKan Food ala-carte