What the fuck is wrong with this state?

What the fuck is wrong with this state?

The weather is too good so the degeneracy takes place outside rather than inside the house.

WRONG!


The weather is so warm that they get all te degenerates from the colder states who have been rejected by their societies.

The brightest state with the shadyiest of people.

its a fucking shit hole swamp

>t. never been to Cali

The weather is horrible. The heat and humidity both have a detrimental affect on the psyche. This is why the term "Florida man" exists.

It has the worst people in the union by a longshot.

No bully Florida

This explains Australians

I was born here and lived here for a few years. It has many things, but almost nothing spectacular. It's big, but easily forgotten. What you find there can almost always be found better elsewhere.

>mfw spent all day at the beach getting hammered and stoned
>stay mad at us master race floridiand

That map is retarded Orlando, and cape canaveral should be a little bit more south. Fuck that map.

>barely any refugees
>hot as fuck
it ain't bad

The offices of many tabloids and other trash rags with insane stories are in Florida.

>barely any refugees
>Cubans
>the most ungrateful spoiled Latino refugees in the world.

>muslims
the cuban restaurant down the street is A tier

>Puerto Ricans and Cubans
>not THE most grateful latino refugees
kys

Nothing, fuck off

Florida is like a test run for multiculturalism.

I'll let you judge how it has turned out.

>this is the type of thread which will never get old on Sup Forums, because it's the truth

Why is Florida, hands down, the most bat-shit insane state in Burgerland?

How long do you have?

Just mosquitoes and the elderly, really.

Nothing. It's a pretty cool state. A few too many blacks, but it's nothing like the deep south and nothern shithole cities like Detroit.

Meth.

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