Legit question: is this man Bill Hicks?

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I thought it was only a meme, yet

>physically similar
>height is about the same
>same teeth (both have a gap in their top teeth and have 4 recessed lower teeth that sit behind their canine teeth)
>different voice
>except while screaming
>except during Alex first public appearances
>...which was around 2 years after Hick's death
>face pretty much matches
>both did stand-up comedy
>both are from the same city
>both produced documentaries in the same locations
>share lots of famous old friends
>same gait
>same mannerisms (at times)
>share same cable company
>Alex says he's 43, looks past 55
>around the age Bill Hicks would be
>both close friends with Kevin Booth
>both listed as producer for one of his movies (in 2013)
>Alex immediately regrets admitting live that Booth is an old friend
>no pics of Alex at all in his 1993 Anderson Senior Yearbook
>sometimes his eyes are the wrong color
>Alex accepted a portrait of Bill at the 10th anniversary of Bill's death for absolutely no reason
>various people mistakenly called him Bill on live
>Texas public records provided by Alex have actual errors
>Alex basically took over obscure company Sacred Cow Productions
>founded by Bill Hicks
>often jokingly admits being Bill Hicks

...But hey
the ears are different right

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Nah, it's BS. It's not him man. AJ actually has his own history and family, he didn't just magically appear one day. This rumour is just meant to create more problems and controversy for Alex, probably from the same people who used to spread all that spam about Alex and jews and stuff, remember how they would instantly and almost miraculously pop up like mushrooms anywhere Alex's name was mentioned

its not him they just look similar

>AJ actually has his own history and family
Well let's search on google then-
>Alex Jones' parents David Jones and Carol Jones have been employed by the C.I.A.
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Well shit

vocaroo.com/i/s1wql5rFUFVs

this conspiracy would be more compelling if it didn't rely on circular logic
>these to people look exactly the same
>no, they're different in these places
>well they obviously just had surgery to fix those minor differences instead of getting a total face reconstruction

By that logic, changing a little detail of my face (instead of a full face reconstruction) would be a great way to disguise myself as another person.

>Alex Jones' parents David Jones and Carol Jones have been employed by the C.I.A.
He doesn't say that you fuckin cull.

THATS HOW HE KNOWS THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS INTO THE WATER TO TURN THE FROGS GAY, WAKE UP PEOPLE!

see, like in that picture. The front mole on Jones' neck is clearly higher than Hicks'. Sure it could have been some kind of sneaky procedure, or they could just have similar but not identical moles for no reason

>The front mole on Jones' neck is clearly higher
*lower

nah, doesn't look like him, nose is different not just ears

more than likely. Alex has tripped up a few times when confronted with the question. Does it matter though?

you would trip up too if someone asked you such a dumb question

of course he is

the only reason his conspiracy-minded audience does not see this is because of the subliminal messages that he injects

10 years ago this was a funny theory but now you would see a real gap in the age a.j would have to be like 54 and we would definitely see that

he'd be 56 right now if he was really Bill Hicks, so he's either not, or in much better shape than he pretends to be

facial features and bone structure are close enough that it would stand up in court. That freckle is the biggest giveaway.. It's the same with dudeweed being the son of Castro.

Hey how do you guys feel that infowars is on the wiki Lie page?

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