The Middle East

How do we fix the Middle East?

bomb the shit out of it

Don't go there and don't let anyone out. Problem solved.

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Leave it alone and let it sort its own shit own. Start using our own oil reserves and import a bit more from Canada.

Give it all to Israel

Give them the Internet.
"look up the plague of atheism in the middle class of the middle east"

Leave and don't look back. Halt all migration from the region. Buy oil, that's it.

checked and /thread

Deploy chemical weapons so after clean up we can still utilise the natural resources

>us importing from the middle east
When will this meme die?

This. Don't bomb oil refineries though

How about lets do nothing in there and let them fight it out. Talking to you USA, Russia, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Izrael.

It's not a meme you dip. We are factually importing oil from the middle east. We currently get 11% of our oil from Saudi Arabia. We also still import from Iraq, Kuwait, ect.

Drill oil inside US and Canada,
make oil prices crash under 20$
the region becomes irrelevant, just like south america
nobody gives a shit about south america

The only solution is to kill literally every single person there. All expats/escaped refugees must go too. We don't want a Hamlet seeking vengeance scenario on our hands.

Neutron bombs are better.

revive the ottoman empire
let turkey annex saudi arabia, syria and iraq
problem solved

Impose kekistani dictators

Control. Force. These people like all other people needs rulers, law makers and the such. These people have known nothing else but the Sharia. Democracy is an idea to them but not practised since anything outside of Islam is condemned by their spiritual leaders, the Imams, as jahiliyya. Only complete and utter destruction visited upon Islam, it's teachings burnt and forbidden, the children re-educated and leaders of the faith removed and imprisoned. Educating a Western mind of the true Islam is often enough to warn those of the ills of Islam from the outward hatred towards the kafirs and the immoral practises living under the Sharia espouses. The arabised culture does not allow for such free thought or contemplation save for glorifying Allah and his prophet. For these people they know only submission, and submission to a forceful ruler will only bring about such radical change.

Yeah, as we can see that really works.

Stop arming Israel and Saudi Arabia.
Pull out all foreign troops out of Middle East.
Let them fight their own wars, alone.
Watch them burn.
Problem solved.

KEEP THE OIL

They need to work it out for themselves.

put a nuke one every star on the map

problem solved

Month 1: Israel eaten by neighbouring moslem countries
Month 3: Saudi Arabia surrenders to Iran, Iraq and Yemen
Month 4: Syria eaten by Turkey
Month 6: Yugo FFA style war(remaining countries)
Year 1: All sides are weakened and cant fight anymore, coalition led by Russia steps in and backs up who pay the most. Other sides completely annihilated
Year 1, month 6: Trump too busy building wall, cant do shit.

I wonder who could be behind this post

drop a nuke, that way all the oil will be bottled up.

Digits confirm fpbp.

There is only one way to "fix" the Middle East.

Exactly, leave them alone and they will fight each other for the next hundred years

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>Israel beaten
>implying the kikes won't nuke the entire region before surrendering

Nuke it to oblivion

>implying Israel isn't in the Middle East.

I'd prefer a *JEW* lived next to me than a muhammadan.

By making Greater Syria

Even better scenario.

Bring back the Ottoman Empire.

Same, but it doesn't invalidate my point. Israel is in the Middle East