*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

*shakes hand*

*shows papers*
Guten Tag, mein Führer.

*s-surrenders boipussc to the superior race*

Let me tell you about the Jews, Adolf.

Shalom, my good goy! :D

Heil! mein Führer.
Nachrichten von der Ostfront: Paulus hat Stalingrad genommen. Von Manstein bis Moskau durchgebrochen. Stalin von seiner Generalität des Amtes enthoben und umgehend hingerichtet. Schukow verspricht volle Unterstützung der russischen Truppen im Kampf gegen die Westmächte.

Oh, I didn't know that Nazis were so gay. Especially King Nazi. Yikes. I don't like gay.

Herr Führer, let my people go!

>*unseathes katana*
>h-hand over the gameboy

Mein Fuhrer! The test of the atomic bomb was a great success and the V3 intercontinental rocket is ready. Our first target will be the Manhattan Project Site. We will launch this afternoon.

*slaps him in the face*
*grabs his crotch to check if he really has only one ball*

"stop being such a beta cuck"

I'd ask him if he knew about the Halocoast

The muslims are waiting for you, leaf.

*unsheaths menorah*
nothing personnel kind

*offers reverse mortgage on germany*

Man, he was a little chubby. Did he hit the gym later on or just hide it?

no.

He went on a diet after his dog died.

bavarian clothes are top tier you faggot nigger

Where can I get that belt?

>Loses his race war
>gets eternally BTFO by american white boys
>an heros because hes a loser cuck
>Sup Forums idolizes him

hmmmmmm. really puts the ole mind to work dont it?

"Hallo, mein Führer. Schön dich zu sehen. Ich gehe nur durch."
*shows papers*

*heil*

...

>oh hey there Eva

*bows down*
H-hail hitler...

I was just going to ask, Is Hitler cruising ?

>flat chested monkey

...

*blushes*

O....ohiyo Fuhrer-kun!

Hand over information on fission because the time machine was a great success.

My Fuhrer, my life is yours to command.

c-could you sign my book?

*gets on my knees*

*notices bulge*

OwO what's this?

FUCKING MAJESTIC

...

"Oh thank god your back."

What is thy bidding, my Führer?

*feeds deer*

The jews are coming, Hitler-kun.

We need the "ENDLÖSUNG" NOW!

effay as fuark

Heil, mein Fuhrer.

Jews were being peacefully exported to the middle east under Hitlers rule.

The more you know.

I am glad you came, Hitler-kun!

We've missed you.

...

\o

Guten morgen Führer. Wir müssen die juden ausrotten

Hallo, Chef

"You're overrated"

You arrived just in time, but now we need to hurry! We have alot of things to do.

Think what you would feel if this really happened when you walked outside today, I can't imagine the joy I would feel

Too much b/ lurking had me expecting a dick to pop out of her bikini bottoms.

Ask him, "Why have you waited so long to come back and save the world?"

Nice socks

>Name: Mohammed Abdul Al Bouker ibn Baghdadi
>Religion: Islam
>Into the ovens with you "tanned german"

...

I would extend my hand with a single tear shed from my blue eyes and say
"I am at your command my Fuhrer"

w-what?

...

*turn entire body 1 degree counter clockwise*
*continue walking with a clear path*