> longest life span in the world
> lowest crime rate in the world
> world class food
> world class transport network
> world class electronics
> world class education
> no immigrants
> beer cost $2
> legal sexual services
> zero sjw problems
> legally own Sup Forums
Have you bowed down to the rising sun today?
you're pretty great, only downside is the looks
come save Canada
You forgot
>High rates of subway sexual harrassment
Truly a based country.
>$2 beer
What, asahi? That's pisswater
I work at a brewery and can get a 24pk of16oz cans for 10$.
Toshiro is right. Japanese are true aryans.
> stagnating economy for decades
> decreasing population
> otaku culture
Congratulation, a nation of autists.
Hello my Aryan brother
Herro engrish teacher.
Do you have any idea how densely populated Japan is? That is necessary to balance things out.
we need a south korean in here, quick I want to see an epic gook battle.
>World class bukkake porn
No thanks, user.
what are you, gay
The existence of Japan is an argumentative tactical nuke against those who go on and on about "diversity is our strength!"
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You forgot to mention the hordes of degenerate anime weebs.
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Bow? Never. Respect? Yes. Only non-white race I could see carrying on the torch of civilization were we to disappear.
They should invade Korea.
japs are the elves.
Have you, mr english teacher?
If you're so great, then why don't you have a space Empire?
yeah, the downside being that even if you emigrated there you will always be an outsider
It's not, and there is still a lot of space. Also since it's an island they can easily dig land out of the water.
if most japanese choose suicide it cant be that great. all of you are severely depressed and unhappy
>legal sexual services
Well prostitution is still illegal in your Country though isn't it? I'm going to a Language school in Tokyo this year for about a Year, so what am i supposed to do without my legal Prostitute...
ありがとうございます、my 日本人 overlords
>Bow? Never. Respect? Yes.
arent you in every autism/cringe youtube complilation ever?
Jews really do fear the samurai.
Stay strong nippon.
>high suicide rate
>earthquakes+tsunamis
>people are so socially awkward that the government literally has programs to teach people how to date
>most
>all
It's true the suicide rate is high but those aren't the words you should be using.
The high suicide rates are because police file cases they can't/don't want to solve as suicide.
>I work at a restaurant and get cheaper food
Okay
>world class food
Your food is literally a piece of uncooked meat over a ball of rice.
>> longest life span in the world
I wonder. I think there are a lot of otaku not reporting the deaths of their parents in order to collect their pensions.
>smallest dick in the world
They're suicide rates aren't that bad any more.
Korea is the new hotness.
so if i dindu nuthin on a holiday, the local burger donut officer rather just faps to futa anime than picks up the case & its a suicide :^) really nice
are employee discounts not a thing in murriland?
sorry, i can't bow to a nation of dog-eaters
you must be at least this civilized to get a bow
The same dick the eternally BTFO the gooks.
>highest suicide rates in the developed world
>preposterous working hours
>forced to party with boss every night, never see yer wife
>cheating wives epidemic
>pressure cooker social society
>no one gets laid
It accomplishes many things and fails at many more.
Do Koreans have some remote, gloomy mass-suicide spots like Aokigahara?
And it still tastes amazing in it's simplicity. I'd take it over one of your greasy, mass-produced burgers any day.
>highest suicide rates in the world
>has a huge bully problem
>people are cold
>people ignore you all the time
>fake emotions
>death from overwork
>culture is inhumane bullshit
>NEETs
>very bad at English
sage
South Korea>Japan
what? The person I responded to said he gets cheap beer because he works at a brewery. I was just pointing out that he is an exception. A lot of restaurants let you just eat as long as you aren't Mama June tier
shit meant to you
If my hairline looked like that I'd probably end it all too
>> longest life span in the world
thats because you are small
> lowest crime rate in the world
wrong, thanks to american nigger soldiers and that psycho with knife killing criples
> world class food
raw fish and raw seaweed, yea epic, literaly africa tier. only weebs and le open mind people likes it.
> world class transport network
> world class electronics
> world class education
build thanks to usa, you were pretty behind before usa forced you to open, and still you got your progress only after ww2 when u got pumped money in and forced to develop by usa
> no immigrants
only +, but mostly thanks for being so far away from middle east and africa, you still have gooks and chinks
> beer cost $2
>jap beer
ok
> legal sexual services
degeneracy
> zero sjw problems
another + probably,
> legally own Sup Forums
pretty much ruined Sup Forums.
don't you guys have an alarming rate of suicides and lack of reproduction?
Thats all well and good, user. But everything you stated is futile considering the Japanese military complex is owned by the US. That's not a bad thing, its the same in UK. But you should know your place.
Forgot smallest dicks and full of asexual men so your women prefer foreigners
>小さな箱に住んでいる
>小っちゃいチンポが持っている
>男の娘で抜いている
>事務所に一日の25時働いている
>大きいホワイトディックからコキュしている
>自分に殺している
>Lowest birth rate on earth
>In a race with South Korea, Germany, Italy, etc to see who can go extinct first.
Birth rates on the rebound, champ.
>Have so much work pressure you have to commit suicide.
It's a great country but if you need to work 80 hours a week just to pay rent it's not really worth living.
TFW wouldn't mind living in Japan with a QT local wife
North Korea
Yes
>>In a race with South Korea, Germany, Italy, etc to see who can go extinct first.
>most painful torture techniques
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You guys really need to work on depopulation. I dong want to get stuck with lesser Asian qts.
>depressed people
>forced to denounce own god emperor by whit cock
>takes KYS to serious
>women with bodies of boys
>men from lollipop guild
>eats raw fish and squid
>only known for cartoons
>incapable of fun
>Koreas bitch
>will always be on edge of a tectonic plate
>rather cap to toons then have children
>rice with everything
>Funny looking yellow midgets
>over populated
Awesome
>9gag
>world class food
Fuck the black wrappings on the sushi.
Densely populated with old people, yeah.
>black wrappings
It's seaweed, you gook.
problem people kill themselves
whats wrong with this
Oh those are seaweeds? Okay fuck seaweeds then.
Base Cuba
Don't forget the suicide inducing work expectations.
lol the reason for your countries advancements was because after the US dropped those dope ass bombs they occupied and rebuilt it with western, democratic ideals, your welcome
The benefits of ethnic and cultural hegemony.
Amico :)
Japan was on-par with Western Nations in the early 20th century. Defeating Russia in 1905, and Germany and Austria-Hungary in WWI.
You comment would be fair about Korea, which was practically a medieval farming village before American occupation, but Japan proved it could modernise very rapidly.
>beer cost 2 bucks
thats fucking expensive
that would be a new one
how does the front of his face just dissapear/rot off, while the top of his head and forehead still look new
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>cheating wives epidemic
Wait what? Worse than the west's 60%? Not doubting it'd be bad but I thought it would be lower
All of these wonderful thing, but you refuse to procreate.
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I respect Japan. We will never forget your help in ww2.
We will cleanse the world of leftist degenerates and inferior races. Japanese borders should be increased to pre ww2 heights. And when space travel is possible only whites and Japanese are allowed.
>anime culture
>country filled with autistic yellow manlets
>typical Japanese live in a room sized apartment
>cities are getting kinda old
>ugly women
I dont think there are enough Otakus to make that big of an impact.
You forgot this one
> cannot have a normal conversation with opposite gender, so you create those loud anime, where people are actually social
Can I move to Japan?
who cares about that shit when you have a 30 percent obesity rate and half nonwhites
Japan is OK
the front of your face has more flesh.
I've heard the jap police whitewashes their statistics. Certainly their numbers of Yakuza (largest organized crime in the world) can't be good for corruption indexes
Any nips have an opinion on this?
Bukakke is basically few cucks jerking off to "alpha" gook fucking a girl in front of them, and then coming on top of her. It's disgusting, but japanese pron is just bad in general.
this is what makes Japan great. letting just anyone be a true citizen is what America does and that ultimately destroys any sense of national identity and culture.