What the fuck americans, why do you circumsise your children?

What the fuck americans, why do you circumsise your children?

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>Slovenia
> >20%

It's like only Muslim immigrants took part in the survey.

But circumsision is pretty barbarian. Apparently it was originally ment to prevent childen from masturbating.

Its a catholic meme.

Explain............

I think in the beginning Kelloggs wrote on their cereal package about circumsising your kids to prevent masturbation, and that started the whole tradition and then the jews basically just kept it and managed to brainwash an entire population

>south Korea
Umm what?

Just shows how many Muslims actually live in your country.

This. We have to stop those fucking kikes.

>South Korea

Just let the Norks annex them already

Its a Jewish mean because majority of doctors in the United States are Jewish and the reason is its more "sanitary", just like cutting off your own ears would also be sanitary so you don't get ear infection.

I am not joking hospitals in America will circumcise your children by default and you would have to deliberately ask them to not do that, otherwise they do it without question.

>Its a catholic meme.
No it's not, nobody does it in western europe, and we're catholics.

> 2 million people
> 20% Muslim already
We really need a southern wall

>catholic
What? Most catholic are against it and consider it as a jew rite that should be avoided

It's not that many. The statistic is skewed due to muslim sample being over-representative.

>20-80%
Is this the most retarded scale?

It is a protestant meme. protestants are by far the worst, most notorious judeophiles out of all branches of Christianity. Virtually all the hardcore zionist Christians are protestant.

It is.
Look at the real numbers here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision

>It is a protestant meme.
No it's not. There is a lot of protestants in France or UK, nobody does it either. Only americans do.

the jews tricked us

>catholic meme
>none of the catholic countries in Europe practice it
>protestant meme
>none of the protestant countries in Europe practice it

You're just worshipping your greatest ally, thats all.

It's needed to create the evil population they want
youtube.com/watch?v=0W80oUfXfjE

...

It's a specific brand of protestant mate. We don't really get many over this side of the lake.

>There is a lot of protestants in France
Not Germany, NL or Scandinavia, but... France.

If I had a son, I'd do it for no other reason than preventing him from being the only kid in gym class who isn't circumsised. I still remember the dot head indian in my high school who got the nickname "Dick Cheese" for not being circumcised. The girls didn't want to have anything to do with him.

does anyone have that screen about the americunt who was crying after a european girl zipped open his trousers and asked if he was jewish?

>If I had a son, I'd do it for no other reason than preventing him from being the only kid in gym class who isn't circumsised
It's like 50% of the newborns nowadays in the US though. You won't have to mutilate him.

Aesthetics

>Americans confirmed for not washing their dicks every day!

Germany is going to be dark purple eventually, once the mudslimes become a majority.

B-because God's covenant and shit!

Stop questioning things Goyim!

I'm getting my dick regenerated once the technology is available.
foregen.org/

m.youtube.com/watch?v=YHIuVfoOAOg

Every doctor that circumcises children should be executed by scaphism.

>20-80%

wew great stats
such precision

>I'm getting my dick regenerated once the technology is available.
Sue the state and the hospital for mutilating you without your consent, you'll have enough money for 10 dicks.

It was promoted as "clean" by American (((doctors))) The most common circumcision device was invented by a (((doctor))))

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision
It's the WHO man, they don't do in quality.

Look at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision for good numbers.

Pretty much this. Don't give your kid a stupid name and make sure he gets cut. It's to make sure your son has a good start in his life. I know it's a Jew rite, but everybody does it, it's clean, looks good, and I wouldn't want girls to reject him.

i heard that jewish doctors suck your dick after...

It is clean though. It's not even a meme. And uncut dicks are straight up ugly. Also not a meme.

greenland is closer to american than i remember

>dude chop your dick lmao
>dude kill your son lmao
>dude kill my son lmao
>dude penis inspection at the gates of heaven lmao

>Mutilated dicks are straight up ugly.

>worst korea
why?

thanks mon ami

m.youtube.com/watch?v=gxix8UteOTo

They fellow the teachings of some wacko doctor that promoted circumcision in order to get rid of the social disease of masturbation. That and they have always been the best goys

What did the Jews do with my foreskin, Sup Forums?

For the thrill. Have you ever cut an infant? It's exhilarating!

Honestly every white American girl expects a "mutilated" dick. I have asked this question to a few of the girls I've slept with and all of them said they would be at least mildly grossed out if a dude wasn't circumcised.

Yeah it might be clean, but most guys who have it have no say in it. I'd rather take 20 seconds out of my day to clean my dick and look like a proper Christian.

>mfw circumcised due to medical reasons

At least it's better than having it cut for shits and giggles like the Americans, right?

Uncut dicks are dirty, smelly, ugly, and for Muslim's, Mexicans, or other Shit hole races. I hate Jew's and I hate that they had to be the ones to put an end to wizard sleeves but this uncut dicks are good meme is just giving guys out there unreal expectations who think they have good dicks when really they aren't and they will be told they have ugly dicks

Muslims are cut too you idiot

>Uncut dicks are dirty, smelly, ugly, and for Muslim's, Mexicans, or other Shit hole races
Hahaha, american education everyone.

>every white American girl expects a "mutilated" dick.
This is truth.

Probably the only reason why I won't do foreskin restoration.

idk my dick turned out pretty alright so i dont really care

In Europe we have those things called showers.

>>Uncut dicks are dirty, smelly, ugly, and for Muslim's, Mexicans, or other Shit hole races

We unironically believe this because in the US it's true. Not a lot of white people here without uncut dicks, while nearly all non-whites still have their foreskins.

> Be American
> Go to Dr. Shekelstein
> " Please doctor could you mutilate my own son ? I only have 30 000$, I hope it is enough for you !
Thank you Dr. Shekelstein you are truly my greatest ally !"
> Few years later
> "D-dad, why my dick is so ugly and dry ?"
> Go to Dr. Shekelstein
> Ask for an artificial skin for your children's penis
> Pay a second time TOP KEK

>uncut fags
Hope you're into chicks laughing at your dicks

I'm cut you fucking idiot, I've said it already on this thread

>20-80%
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

REEEEEE

Showers you use alone because nobody wants to shower with a muddy worm cock

if a jew buys a slave he must circumsize him it says in the bible.

americans are slaves to jews. thats why

>Hope you're into chicks laughing at your dicks
In europe, the only people who are cuts are muslims, jews and those with medical conditions.

No woman in Europe will laugh at you because of that. Only women in America expect you to be mutilated or something.

only shitskins circumize their kids

pretty much explains america

Oh okay my b nigga I don't plan on going to your shtty countries so I guess I'm clear

American Catholic I believe. I used to be a popecuck and when the red pill first started sinking in, I asked my mom why my dick was cut when I'm not a Jew she said because we're Catholic. I never really got anymore justification than that, but all the white Catholics I know got the Jew cut too.

Basically this.

>Need to cut my dick to be accepted by women
Cuckmerica everyone

Protestants are the worst Jew worshippers in America.

Waaaaat... i m catholic and i m not mutilated lol...someone lied to you

Really? Judging by the intense amount of body odor that I encountered all over Europe, I thought europeans just had showers for decoration.

>believing the dick aesthetics meme
This is the gayest argument for circumcision

Pretty sure Germany takes a jewish cock in their ass every morning before breakfast.

>20-80%
What the fuck kind of range is that? The US could be 21%, could be 79%, fucking meaningless.

I'm not sure why you all seem to think that this is some horrible traumatic thing to go through. I obviously don't remember it, it's arguably cleaner, and best of all it makes banging white American girls slightly easier/less awkward. I theoretically don't agree with circumcision, but it has certainly made my life better.

If women preferred uncircumcised cocks to circumcised cocks you would see dildos with foreskin, have you ever seen a dildo with foreskin?

Case closed. Uncircumcised looks like weasel wearing a turtleneck. It looks gross in porn when the foreskin fully envelopes the head.

Catholic Romanian? But how? Isn't it like 99% Orthodox there?

I think it's more like 79%...

>South Korea.

Why? There's not very much to begin with...

My parents were good goyim who didn't question it. If I have a son it's not happening

That's what girls think too. Doesn't really matter if it's true or not.

>Popecuck

Not being Catholic makes you a cuck

That being said it has nothing to do with being Catholic. I'm Catholic and I was told that it was done because it's "clean".

Yes orthodox is majority but i m catholic:)

Neither am I, if I have any sons, their foreskin will stay in tact.

>beautiful dicks meme

God bless you based Romanian!

I think they got cucked by americans who got cucked by (((Kellog))).

>all these Yanks to the defense of mutilating baby dicks

Every fucking time..

The fact that phimosis affects like 20-30% of uncut cocks is reason enough to circumcise at infancy. I've heard too many stories of young men who can't get erect without pain and that shit absolutely destroys your mind during puberty. Much better to be safe than sorry.

Have you read this thread at all Van Der Cuck?

That's what I'm saying. Someone told my mom that Catholics do it and so she had 6 dicks mutilated for our greatest ally and I'm saying it's unfounded.

>tfw not a mutilated jewcock

>white american girls expect you to be cut
>they would hesitate to sleep with you if you aren't
>they would laugh at you if you aren't

Pretend you're in our position. You would defend it too.

Dear Romanian,

there is a Romanian girl who came study engineering in my school.
I thought all of Romanians were based nationalist.

But she is fucking liberal !
How is it possible ?

Because some guy named Kellogg made parents fear for their little boys and masturbation.

This country had a huge sex phobia for the longest time, which is why that particular pendulum has swung back so hard.
Circumcision was done, originally, for the sole reason of killing libido in the dick. This was before we knew that dopamine controls libido, not nerves in the wang.