This is your gf of three years

This is your gf of three years.

You find out she's an illegal immigrant and about to be deported. Do you hide her in the attic, or report her to INS

REEEEEEEEEport

kill myself

my gf is the law and she says they have to go back

Take the muffins and send her back

>oy vey goyim we can't deport this criminal because it's cute

Deport and drop her for lying to me

>Lock her up in the attic
That's pretty sexy familia

>gf of three years

We would've gotten married by the 2nd one so she'd be a citizen by now.

If you marry her she won't be anymore... Sage

I'd marry her I guess
If she's a christian that cooks and looks good, she's worth a shot imo

Go down to the court house and say you want to get married.

Problem solved.

>three years
just marry her?

ill start by saging and reporting you

>This is your gf of three years.
>You find out she's an illegal immigrant
>not running comprehensive background checks before you plant your dick
it's like you want to get fucked in the ass

>hiding this for 3 years
Dump her

Green card holder maybe.

That depends on whether I want to settle down or do I need an easy excuse for breaking up with her.

>This is your gf of three years.
>You find out she's an illegal immigrant
Am I blind in this situation?

i thought there are legal ways to get citizenship?
even without marriage.

The only gf I need is Trump

Sorry but you have to go back.

>You find out she's an illegal immigrant
If you didn't know it after being together for three years, you don't really love her. Get her deported

rape
murder-suicide

This. Cuck logic. Ops scenario means she lied to me for years

Upgrade to a newer, more economical and prettier model. This one is like a contraband nigger

REPORT AND DEPORT

>dating mexcrement

Hide her

If I've kept her for 3 years there's a good reason why

>You find out she's an illegal immigrant and about to be deported. Do you hide her in the attic, or report her to INS

Hide her in the attic, and inform her that from now on she'll be letting you fuck her up the ass four times a week or you'll snitch on her.

>cute

She has a mustache, dude.

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Now, let's imagine she made a trip to Syria and is now being prevented from leaving the country.

Would you still support Trump's ban?

this

I'd fuck her shortly before telling ICE that I have an illegal in custody. I'd then wait for their arrival, and have her watch me as I send her off to them. I'd be the last face she would ever see on American soil

fuck & report

wasn't there a simpsons episode about that, and apu just had to do a test

Report. I don't date shitskins anyway. Probably a god fearing latina who will gain 300 pounds as soon as we marry.

>Ops scenario means she lied to me for years

No, it means you are a fucking imbecile.

slide thread

>GF

That would imply I went out at least once in the past 3 years.

Beat her every day until she tries to leave me, then threaten her with the ICE

A woman leaving you to go on a trip by herself is a redflag.

she most likely fucked sixty niggers while you weren't looking.

Slide from what?

The inmigration ban?

If you care about her you buy her a bus ticket to Mexico and get to work on the paperwork to have her immigrate legally.

Or chain her to the wall in your basement sex dungeon. Whatever.

she could be a 10/10 but that nose...

>gf of 3 years
sounds like i need to go back on the schitzo meds

At the very moment she feels me nutting inside her from behind she also gets to hear me calling ICE to report her.

underrated

Yes.

Naturalization. If you been in the country long enough you can get past a lot of requirements and just have to take test and pay the necessary fees.

>implying 99% of Sup Forums aren't kissless virgins who vent their frustration online

Deport her for lying to you about something so important for so long. If she had only trusted you, you could have helped her attain citizenship.

I was banging chick from Nigeria one time and I found out she wasn't a citizen. I used that as excuse to dump her after I got bored by telling her that I would never know if she really loved or if she had ulterior motives. She cried and it was sad. Overall she was nice, but over in Nigeria when she was a baby they cut marks on her face to signal what tribe she was from and they even removed her clitorus. She said she never had an orgasm and that she probably never would be able to. Africa is fucked.

bah-bye biatch

Why the fuck would anyone let alone my girl go to Syria other than to shoot shitskins? The fact that she is wearing a hijab as well makes her unfit to be with fucking anyone on Sup Forums.

Free slave is what I see

Obviously use it as leverage for the rest of her life.

Id marry her, get her pregnant and have some milk with my brownies.

If my gf wanted to go to Syria I'd behead her myself.

But it's the Jews fault that white women don't want me!

I thought Trump was first going after illegals with criminal records.

Why don't people understand this? It is especially true when they go on overseas trips alone.

>three years
>doesn't tell me she's an illegal

I throw her out the fucking door.

>find out your GF of 3 years has lied to you about who she is

dropped

Sup Forums

Humanitarian trip

>shit colored hair
>shit colored eyes
>subtle shit colored skin
i would never havea girlfriend that is that much less white than me

but for the sake of entertaining your hypothetical, i would call ICE immediately

Chain her in the attic naked ,while building a Sex Dungeon in the basement....

That's easy!

Put a bun in her oven.

Shoot her to prevent deportation

I can guarantee you that deportation hurts more than a bullet to the head

>implying I wouldn't ask her if she was legal before dating

Marry her?

i would deport her myself. fuck that bitch. anyways, variety is the spice of life

Report her, i dont racemix

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> rape, murder-suicide
> Deported
> Illegal immigrant
> Flag
Why? Because you be confused and jealous at the same time?

>Willingly go to Syria
>Alone, without the man she loves
>Not a huge redflag
Yeah I'd probably leave her before she even packed her bags

>dating a latina

No. I'd ravage her butthole one last time then call up ICE.

tell her to get deported and then send her help to get through the border legally

Do you know where you are? Mudslimes aren't human, wtf is wrong with you?

I would tear that ass up one last time and then go find a qt white girl

Get married or get a visa

Hide her in the attic and then report her to INS. Don't want her to escape so by faking protection I can ensure she gets caught.

Then I move out of town so her drug cartel relatives don't gun me down.

Lock her up in the attic and make her a sex slave.
Keep telling her ICE is outside so she never escapes.

>look her up in the attic
no i would put her in my wiafu dungeon, what kind of weirdo are you?

Just marry her

eat the muffins, get one last blowjob and then report her ass.

Is that Jada Stevens?

GET OUT NORMIE

>Not vetting your gf properly

It depends, does she swallow?

Build a catapult, and deport her myself.

>illegal immigrant
not that hard to ques now is it?

I'd feel betrayed and deport her ass

she's not even that good looking

extort and steal as much as i can from her and then have her deported.

Report of course. I am obedient citizen.

Only a woman has no loyalty to the tribe. Any man who didn't was rightly killed so his offspring would not be traitorous.

>not already being married to her to avoid this
you both deserve it

Report. What else did she lie about?

Send her down to Mexico to stay with my spic relatives and pay for her visa so she can come up legally