>In a crucial scene in “Return of the Jedi,” Han Solo pilots an imperial transport ship onto the forest moon of Endor. Trying to avoid detection by the enemy, he offers Chewbacca crucial advice: “Fly casual.” This, of course, is Clinton’s mission for the next two years—to stay visible without attracting too much attention by staying visible.
politico.com
DARTH DRUMPF BTFO!!!!!
Why can't leftists create their own memes?
What's with the extremely shitty movie comparisons to real life by the media as of late? First Harry Potter and now Star Wars.
Clinton's mission is to give up her political ambitions and try not to end up in prison.
Trump's mission is to try not to crash the country or get assassinated.
The media and Clinton need to stop pretending that she has a chance or that she would even be a good choice. For fuck's sake, America needs a purge from top to bottom.
Soo..
Hillary Cunton is Ham Solo?
thank you my white friend.
>Retarded shitposter is at it again
>He's aiming to rile somebody up
>Shitskin genetics encode for cackling at the funny sounds his keyboard makes
>His sod hut barely resists the wind
>Behind the shitposter's ancient laptop, a chihuahua's skin dyed like the nazi flag trembles
>Thunder booms right outside the hut
>Shitposter leaves his hut and looks up
>A huge shape in the air eclipses the sun
>It's Natalia Poklonskaya
>Her uterus strains to contain a thundercloud of lust
>She's bloated into a pear that's nearly a sphere
>Natalia drifts to the ground and bounces off a pulsating belly half her height in diameter
>Buttocks forming a peach as wide as Natalia is tall begin flexing, pushing her through the air
>Thighs shaped like doughnuts kick feebly
>Her labia part and close, expelling moist gusts of air to keep her thirty feet in the air
>Shitposter gawps at her breasts and his boner stretches his sweatpants forward
>Her boobs are eggs as big as her belly, stretching her wifebeater to its absolute limit
>Natalia glares at the shitposter, face ensconced within a globe of a second chin
>"REMOVE TARD FROM WEB" she bellows
>Her boobs are hugged together and start lactating
>Shitposter is slammed to the ground by geminal geysers of breast milk as Natalia moans with pleasure
>Last thing the shitposter hears over his autistic screeches is the boom of Natalia's vaginal flatulence
>Shitposter's skeleton is reduced to powder by the current
>Natalia heaves a sigh of relief before suckling at one breast
>Thick, creamy milk dribbles down the corners of her mouth and over her second chin
>She orgasms and one deafening queef launches her ever higher
>Another Natalia appears
>Then another, and another
>Dozens upon dozens of Natalias appear, teenaged versions of their leader
>The clone army sets forth to deliver the same fate to the DNC
I like this plan a lot, considering Hillary's total inability to fly casual.
>politico fanfiction trying to reconcile why Hillary dropped off the face of the earth
Starwars and Harry potter
HILLARY CLINTON THE HUMAN, SHE'S JUST LIKE HAN SOLO! BE LIKE DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY, FIGHT TRUMP! POP CULTURE REFERENCE, SUPPORT GLOBALISM!
>Muh kids movie analogy
I can't wait for the nukes.
>dem childbearing hips doe
>filename
>literally admitting to working for CREW
Haha I just made it that to troll you. CREW doesn't post on the /POL forum
Project Veritas literally showed undercover footage of DNC operatives admitting to hiring mentally disturbed people to cause trouble. This was explicitly referred to as "bird dogging" and was a legitimate practice.
You think that shit doesn't happen?
Can't run for president if you're in jail
>left is STILL using pop culture memes
Do they have anything else?
Can't hold public office if you mishandle classified information, intentionally or not.
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Stop trying to make Hillary happen. Just leave the country before you get arrested for child trafficking you idiot cunt
>too intelligent to be intelligent
The left can't meme for shit. This is really sad.
Both sides of this are wrong though. Fucking libshits.
Shareblue
Media Matters and its affiliate Shareblue plan to become the reference point for liberal news media, especially online
In particular, they plan to provide their own "research" to friendly media outlets to push liberal narratives
At the same time, they will try to censor non-aligned outlets, including by having Facebook, Google and Twitter penalize them
They will also heavily push the "fake news" and "Russian propaganda" angles to discredit non-aligned outlets
They intend to deploy social media analytics to catch developing stories as they emerge and direct their shill armies, called "truth squads" (not even kidding), to shape the narrative; this will be done via their proprietary tools and communications network, so it will appear to the outside world as if a genuine grassroots movement is happening
their 2017 budget is $13.4 million, with 81 staff
Why only $13.4M? There's tons more money out there. Seems like the powers that be aren't very confident about this approach.
thats per year
>/pol
There's no CTR/Crew/Shareblue here.
Just anons larping for (you)s
Sup Forums hears about these groups then starts trolling it's self and the gullible take the bait fueling it further.
Kinda pathetic really.
OH YEAH, THATS WHY EVERYONE GOT A 2 WEEK GLOBAL BAN EVERY TIME THEY BROUGHT UP 100 DOLLAR BILL FACES AND PESCETAREAN DELIGHTS AND LEGUMES
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