H-hi dad, this is my boyfriend

>H-hi dad, this is my boyfriend

What do you do?

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Have another kid and force this one to donate to a sperm bank.

Tell him he can be gay all he wants but hes not bringing around any degenerate boyfriends and queer friends and i don't wanna know about his queer life

Tell him to go be a faggot somewhere else for the rest of his life.

No sodomy, kids.
Kissing boys is great but absolutely no bumming.

Uh, I'm not your dad. Who are you?

Now you're thinking.

Get the cables

At least he's white.

Tell them both to redesign the inside of my house with their token fashion design trait

Pimp them both out. Get them working to pay for the shame.

The more disapproval I show, the more he'll 'rebel' and act more faggy so I act like I don't care.

I have no children, I don't even have a wife

What are you doing in my basement? get out

Dressed the same, how pathetic

Call Mike Pence.

what is his name again?

beat his and his faggot boyfriend's shit in and get drunk

Drink

kek this

At least he isn't black. Wait when the fuck did I have a kid?

>not blonde
Shit taste senpai.

Is he autistic too? Glad you finally found someone as retarded as you who will put up with your baggage. Does he know about your aids?

Aren't they all sluts though?

Join in ofc

Only logical answer

bog.

Present the offering.

My husbando is pure!
Pure!
But, yeah, for 3DPD blondes.

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>implying artificial insemination is legal in italy
wew lad

too old

Disown.

Wife don't like it, divorce.

Why are you both wearing matching white t shirts?

>matching white t shirts
you mean normal white t shirts?

Welcome him to the family unlike all of you closet cases.

What he does in his house is his business, but he's not doing it in mine.

This.

You are not my son, since I am virgin.

Also I am a virgin, and never had a girlfriend, to be specifically 100% sure I wont have child.

Unless I get raped I wont have a children, and even at that case I wont since I am a male person, and the rapist wont go back to me and say "here is your child". Well unless he lock me at some room or something like that.


>"never had a girlfriend? What this have to do with it?"
To avoid getting so blindly in love that I will accept have an children with her

This.

Why would anyone want a faggots child? LMFAO. You're obviously retarded and never donated sperm.

kick him in the teeth

kek

Because supporting his decision is totally not going to lead to making him the next popular transexual porn actor from brazil. Good going champ.

You either stand against degeneracy or it multiplies infront of your eyes.

hang him and his fellow faggot from a tree deep in the woods

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>and THIS dad, is my boyfriend's bull. we're in a cuckolding relationship

What do you do?

disown

no contact ever again

Thank fuck my pathetic genome is coming en end.

Electricute both of them until homosexuality goes away.

Seriously, if they can re-assign your gender they can sure as hell make pills and treatments for de-gaying you.

Guy on the right is cute and I'd suck his dick :^)

Cool.

Fuck the boyfriend's boipucci, just to make sure it's safe and my son doesn't get one of those fag diseases or something.

Most gays aren't that extreme.

You sound cute :^)

Why would he want to be a trans? I don't get the logic here. Gays don't want to be women.

I would fire up the gas chamber.

white girls are so goddam awful i'd almost prefer to see this.

been trying to teach my two kids that you dont find wife material at a bar. that they need to look elsewhere. volunteer at the local food shelter or animal shelter, there are girls out there who spend their saturdays helping others instead of whoring it up, but you'll not find them if you're out whoring too. join clubs, be active in the community. you might even need to (gasp!) go to church to find the sort of conservative old-school girls you'd want to wife.

but yeah, i'd rather my sons bring Milo home than a cookie-cutter skank.

Now this I cannot get behind. Being gay is one thing but my son being an emasculated cuck? Serious talk moment.

I don't have children

Shut up slut, and stop using that emoticon every time you post or I'll cut you.

Push their heads together and fire a shot through my son's temple.
No one likes to put a sick dog down but it has to happen sometimes.

Gunpowder & lead is the best fix for them.

...

Now this is shitposting.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnno :^)

Also, post penis

Death to the cucks!

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Tbh I just wish I had the courage to tell my parents. I've been a Christian most of my life, stayed celibate, but can't shake or pray the gay away. The thing I can't stand are people telling me that it's a choice. For fucks sake if I could choose to be normal I would in a second.

Hans you shame yourself

this guys got it right. electroshock therapy works. there is a reason liberals hate it. also christian camp sounds reasonable

Anti racist Bavarian leftist why do you have to use emoticons all the time? honestly you are the only person here who uses them, it's like a tripcode

You realize that's not actual going to work, right?

Nah, I'm shy. Post yours, cunt.

I always make it a hobby of mine to locate Len-chan whenever there are gay threads.
You always do show up.

Fire a tank shell

Are you being ironic?

Oh it's this f u c c b o i again.
plz /kys/ \|||| f u c c b o i ||||/ scum.

>For fucks sake if I could choose to be normal I would in a second.
Seeing someone suffering from self-hate kind of breaks my heart, user :(
>Hans you shame yourself
By what metric, ma'am?
How else would you spot me and initiate contact so we can continue our online love affair? :3
no that would be DEGSHENDERADE

Beat him silly, buy him an hour with a hooker and send him to military school.

>Bulgegaria
>Saying gays not welcome.
Oh honey.

Would never happen but if it did I would go upstairs and pack his things into a bag, give them to him and tell him to never come back to the house ever again.

Good thing you will never reproduce :^)

h-hi boyfriend, I am dad

As long as he's not a nigger I don't care.

Evil filthy sodomite pervert

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What do you mean?

You're no Christian you are a filthy evil pervert. God has rejected you, read Romans 1. Kill yourself you pervert.

Well looks like someone is gonna be disinherited

ITT: faggots try subverting Sup Forums whence more.

>electroshock therapy works
It works to make an aversion to men, not attraction towards women. The only thing that worked was those crazy 1960s scientists who would stimulate the pleasure center of the brain when a gay schizo in their care saw the opposite sex. But just punishing a person for being gay is a little cruel; The reason so many suicides come from that is because they felt lonely before, now they're worse off without their same sex. Clockwork Orange type shit

How about I come over and subvert your asshole?

Whenever there is a gay thread, you always post Len and get lewder with every post.

This.
The only way to save your soul is to have another christian kill you now and ask for forgiveness later.
You are the devil's windchime and you should hang from a large tree, preferably an oak tree.

Always citing the Jewy parts of the Bible.

There is neither Greek nor Jew

How about I come and subvert your penis with my mouth? :^)

Electroshock Therapy

If my kid was gay I'd be really sad. Just as sad as I'd be if they were a fat weeb who posts on Sup Forums. I just want grandkids

Is birch or pine okay senpai?

>Check flag.
I thought you were catholics there? Put down the buttplug and live another day faggot Pole

I appreciate a good joke told by my son because I raised him well and he is not a fag

Regardless. Fags are still reprobate and going to hell.