You hear someone knocking on your door

> You hear someone knocking on your door
> You come to answer and its The God And Emperor himself
> What do you do?

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Ask for a small grant of 1 million to start a business.

Offer him a Coca Cola and ask if he will sign my MAGA hat

Pledge allegiance

Ask for a job.

Ask for 100 large to send my daughter to college for engineering. My degree cost 32K.

Ask him if he will ever help Make Brazil At Least Okay For Once

Ask him if he's lost and offer my phone so he can call the US embassy.

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if you really want it

Ask him to bless my industry

Offer him a cup of tea and a digestive

be locked in an eternal handshake to prove myself as a worthy ally.

Slam the door.

Fuck donald trump and fuck white people.

I would break down into tears and thank him for blessing my home, and ask for a job building his wall.

See if heel tweet pic related.

you know what we say pepo: hosť do domu, boh do domu.

Make it clear as to what I meant when I cast my vote.

I would offer him a coffee, ask for a nice autograph on a A4 paper that I will hang on the wall and take a pic for you guys, of course.

fuckin nailed it

>Trump knocks on your door
>where u at nigga
>the crusade began 45m ago

I would make selfie with him and cash zillion $$$ every fucking journalist that would like to know who the fuck I am.

And then you choke on describing the 'business' to him that you just made up.

I say that we are full and don't offer refugee status to ex-presidents anymore. Yanukovich was special exception.

Greet him and ask my president what I can do for him, like I would any other visitor.

sign autograph made out to Sup Forums

Touching my door is a violation to NAP
*Recreational nuke flying to White house*
What do?