Brit/pol/ - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZNY BTFO Edition

>Hitchens on Sunday: The BBC isn't trying to revive Civilisation - it's destroying it
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/02/peter-hitchens-the-bbc-isnt-trying-to-revive-civilisation-its-destroying-it.html

>BLACKED and GLOBALED! Tory MPs demand that 52 mostly nonwhite countries have immigration rules relaxed to "send an important message" that Brexit wasn't about lowering immigration
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/11/commonwealth-citizens-should-have-uk-visas-fast-tracked-brexit/

>Paul Nuttall has had to flee his home in Stoke over threats to his safety
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/10/ukip-leader-paul-nuttall-denies-lying-about-being-at-hillsborough-disaster

>What happens when the Tories are completely certain they'll win?
spectator.co.uk/2017/02/what-happens-when-the-tories-are-certain-theyll-win-well-find-out/

>Labour's Article 50 rebels to receive formal written warning. No, really
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38856992

>/ourguy/ Milkman plans on helping UKIP in Stoke by stealing as many Labour voters as possible
ibtimes.co.uk/tim-farron-will-lead-last-ditch-lib-dem-drive-stoke-win-over-pro-eu-labour-voters-1605826

>Stirgeon on Brexit: "Does anyone even read these headlines? Fucking philistines"
pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/politics/holyrood/1165648/sturgeon-says-nobody-should-be-surprised-if-the-tories-sell-out-scottish-fishermen-on-brexit/

>Juncker claims the EU wil not stay united during Brexit talks
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/11/jean-claude-juncker-doubts-eu-will-remain-united-brexit-talks/

>Tories: "If you voted Leave to lower immigration you're in for a rude awakening - Cuts in immigration are not achievable"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-immigration-voters-eu-nationals-stephen-crabb-white-paper-a7562466.html

Other urls found in this thread:

ft.com/content/37aa67a0-e94e-11e6-893c-082c54a7f539
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-us-trade-deal-donald-trump-theresa-may-nhs-privatised-food-standards-beef-chicken-a7545536.html
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-latest-news-10-ways-eu-protects-british-workers-rights-in-danger-european-union-a7531366.html
nakedcapitalism.com/2017/02/brexit-big-lie-uk-could-have-reduced-eu-immigration-by-82-under-eu-rules.html
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-workers-zero-hours-contracts-rights-warning-a7565761.html
thelondoneconomic.com/news/vote-leave-director-admits-won-lied-public/08/02/
news.sky.com/story/majority-of-firms-say-they-will-hike-prices-after-pound-slump-10758182
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/leak-reveals-low-priority-industries-for-brexit-talks-q020z5clb
ft.com/content/e22c9d5c-e95c-11e6-893c-082c54a7f539
uk.businessinsider.com/brexit-white-paper-jpmorgan-shallow-lacks-detail-2017-2
thetimes.co.uk/article/128e56c2-e4d8-11e6-8358-fb49f2dde797
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-02-01/new-u-k-trade-deals-can-t-soften-blow-from-brexit-niesr-says
theguardian.com/environment/2017/jan/29/britain-us-trade-deal-gm-food-eu-rules
economist.com/news/britain/21715652-leaving-european-union-means-country-has-less-not-more-control-over-its
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-australia-india-tell-uk-relax-immigration-rules-free-trade-deal-eu-visa-restrictions-a7540036.html?cmpid=facebook-post#commentsDiv
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/27/uks-super-rich-appear-to-get-special-deal-from-hmrc-says-watchdog
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-steel-low-priority-leak-mps-angry-comment-port-talbot-a7573576.html
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/28/quitting-eu-regulator-would-leave-uk-waiting-longer-for-new-drugs
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/06/uk-tourists-face-mobile-phone-roaming-charges-post-brexit-paper-says?CMP=twt_gu
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/uk-us-trade-deal-donald-trump-theresa-may-meeting-benefits-eu-single-market-small-upsides-bank-of-a7546866.html
youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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>Brexit

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Would you rather have Diane Abbott's body and Corbyn's face, or Corbyn's body and Abbott's face

get your fill of vacuous and vapid luvvies at the BAFTAs

>UHH


>RACIST AND BLAIRITE MUCH?

He wasn't lying tbf. BASED (((true))) tories.

The Mail really goes full shill when it get close to any elections

>UK faces struggle to redesign trade relationships, in charts
>ft.com/content/37aa67a0-e94e-11e6-893c-082c54a7f539

>Theresa May refuses to rule out private US firms taking over NHS services and lowering food standards
>independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-us-trade-deal-donald-trump-theresa-may-nhs-privatised-food-standards-beef-chicken-a7545536.html

>Workers Rights under threat post-Brexit, Leaving the EU means giving up safeguards on employee protections.
>independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-latest-news-10-ways-eu-protects-british-workers-rights-in-danger-european-union-a7531366.html

>Brexit Big Lie: UK Could Have Reduced EU Immigration by 82% Under EU Rules
>nakedcapitalism.com/2017/02/brexit-big-lie-uk-could-have-reduced-eu-immigration-by-82-under-eu-rules.html

>With Brexit, British workers 'facing explosion of zero-hours contracts and fewer rights'
>independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-workers-zero-hours-contracts-rights-warning-a7565761.html

>Vote Leave director admits they won because they lied to the public
>thelondoneconomic.com/news/vote-leave-director-admits-won-lied-public/08/02/

>Most firms to hike prices after pound slump
>news.sky.com/story/majority-of-firms-say-they-will-hike-prices-after-pound-slump-10758182

>Leak reveals low-priority industries for Brexit talks
>thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/leak-reveals-low-priority-industries-for-brexit-talks-q020z5clb

>UK food industry fears Brexit exodus of EU workers
>ft.com/content/e22c9d5c-e95c-11e6-893c-082c54a7f539

>JPMorgan on Brexit white paper: 'Shallowness of the analysis and absence of detail are matters of great concern'
>uk.businessinsider.com/brexit-white-paper-jpmorgan-shallow-lacks-detail-2017-2

>Trade deals ‘won’t make up for EU single market losses’
>thetimes.co.uk/article/128e56c2-e4d8-11e6-8358-fb49f2dde797

>He wasn't lying

Any brave fuck drumpf speeches so far?

>New U.K. Trade Deals Can’t Soften Blow From Brexit, Niesr Says
>bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-02-01/new-u-k-trade-deals-can-t-soften-blow-from-brexit-niesr-says

>UK consumers could be exposed to American farming practices currently banned by the UK and EU after new US trade deal (Pesticides, GM, Food Additives, Chlorine/Acid-Washed Meat, Synthetic Hormones)
>theguardian.com/environment/2017/jan/29/britain-us-trade-deal-gm-food-eu-rules

>Britain’s excruciating embrace of Donald Trump shows how little independence it has gained from Brexit
>economist.com/news/britain/21715652-leaving-european-union-means-country-has-less-not-more-control-over-its

>Two countries have already told the UK they must relax immigration rules if they want free trade
>independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-australia-india-tell-uk-relax-immigration-rules-free-trade-deal-eu-visa-restrictions-a7540036.html?cmpid=facebook-post#commentsDiv

>UK's super rich appear to get special deal from HMRC, says watchdog
>theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/27/uks-super-rich-appear-to-get-special-deal-from-hmrc-says-watchdog

>Anger after leak shows steel industry is ‘low priority’ in Brexit talks
>independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-steel-low-priority-leak-mps-angry-comment-port-talbot-a7573576.html

>Quitting EU regulator 'would leave UK waiting longer' for new drugs
>theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/28/quitting-eu-regulator-would-leave-uk-waiting-longer-for-new-drugs

>UK to face mobile phone roaming charges post-Brexit
>theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/06/uk-tourists-face-mobile-phone-roaming-charges-post-brexit-paper-says?CMP=twt_gu

>US trade deal will have 'small upsides' for Britain, says former BoE economist
>independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/uk-us-trade-deal-donald-trump-theresa-may-meeting-benefits-eu-single-market-small-upsides-bank-of-a7546866.html

I'd rather fuck that psycho on the right

>posting the same links

Please try harder in future, xeno poster.

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Cocoa > Karen desu

I'd like to thank the United Kingdom for sending their best over.

The one directly to the right of Corbyn is the best, those hollow shitskin eyes remind me of this classic pepe

>this American at a fucking British award ceremony giving an anti-drumpf speech

WEW

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

disgusting poortugal as always

National treasure, I love his proper British voice it's mint innit

source please? this is actually really interesting if it's real

Got it. If you watch youtube you're a sad loser. Anyone who discusses youtube is also a sad loser. Got it.

Repostan cos new thread

What do you do for a living? How do you pay the rent? Have you ever quit and changed career?

we're all (((global))) citizens now la

So how long does he have left lads?

Current student. Also labourer for an events company. Will be accountant when I graduate
Stay with parents (doing second degree >tfw Scotfag so uni fees are fairly cheap)
No

NEET. Starting uni in September apparently.

Hardly, it just shows that the whites that have been in America longest voted for Trump, not exactly surprising m8

David Jones is about to get into shit for posting this.

>Muricans have to be 21 to buy beer

Just imaging how shitty an 18th birthday is over there.

>"w-w-want another red bull?"

Doing wut?

Nice try FBI

Imagine going to university and not being able to buy booze until you graduate

>a film about MARK FUCKING DUGGAN

Abolish the BBC

YKTD THIS IS YOUR MUMMY. PLEASE COME DOWNSTAIRS. I HAVE COOKED YOU CHICKEN NUGGETS AND GOT YOU A NEW SPORK. I HAVE ALSO PUT ON SOME RECORDINGS OF PETER HITCHENS TO SOOTHE YOUR AUTISM.

PLEASE COME DOWNSTAIRS NOW OR IT WILL GO COLD

Meh, the e-cigs will get them through it.

What a stupid caption to begin with, he obviously doesn't understand the cartoon

Why do we pay for this?

Did you put dissoluble Diazepam tablets in his orange juice?

Moggy triggering Jess Phillips over Trump on Sky News atm, top fucking keks. Saying it as it is about Hillary only being anyone of relevance because she was married to a President.

Can't wait until he's /ourspeaker/ and sorts out the clusterfuck Bercow has turned the role into.

>Welsh autism
Quintessential clip
youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo

We only send our best. out of interest is this about American nationals from Britain? Or descended from Brits?

>spending money on making a film to raise awareness of an issue that everyone already knows about when you could just have used the money to help the people instead

The whites have become black

Drinking to get drunk is the height of degeneracy

Then why fucking drink then

And yet, as i view the crumbling ruins of our once great nation, it is my only solace

Shhh don't listen to him YKTD. I've already told you it's not Valium it's just vitamins to keep you happy.

WE ALL LOVE YOU YKTD AND WE AGREE WITH YOU THAT THE BRITISH PUBLIC IS DOOMED UNLESS THEY ALLOW YOU TO RULE THE UK WITH PETER HITCHENS AS YOUR SECOND IN COMMAND.

Does it even matter by this point?

Alt-rightists claim to be all high and mighty yet revel in the very shit they're meant to oppose.

>Implying I do

>t. Bore with no friends

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>all these actors pretending that getting a BAFTA is a fucking oscar

>tfw we're in the timeline where he survived

Stephen Fry has made a Trump joke in every segment he speaks

Reality hurts reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

How conceited do you have to be to place such significance on a movie you've made? Let others say it for you; they surely will if it's any good.

I am a consultant and pay rent with my salary ofc

Never changed career

Salty Tory boy tears incoming

You know that's the one moment Junker and all those other Eurocrat dickheads are going to look back at with misery and think 'if only things had been different' when they're fucking and their union is collapsing around them in 4 or 5 years time.

All it would have taken is a slightly worse crash or landing at a different angle and history would be completely different and we'd be somewhere completely different and worse today.

The local liquor store Nigerian knows me

a friend bought a newspaper for the day his daughter was born. True story.

He won't be laughing when Mike "fry the queers till they see sense" Pence gets into power and straps him up to the olde hetero defribrilators.

Is that the picture about the northern bloke with the dodgy ticker who has to go on the dole and moans a lot?

It was boring AF.

The Tories agree with most of it though

Immigration can't be decreased? It's ok, we voted for relaxed borders and trade rules with Ghana anyway

Less red tape? Jolly good, now we can have the work ethic of those strong-backed Chinese

>getting upset by Guardian and Independent articles
Only if it's your first week on the internet

He ordered The Mirror?

What is the film about? Benefits cuts? Can they make a film about having to work 60 hours a week and losing 50% of your income in taxes?

>it's racist to check to see if someone is here illegally or not

FFS CAN YOU COME DOWNSTAIRS AND HAVE YOUR CHICKEN DIPPERS ALREADY. BIG DAY TOMORORW - INTERVIEW AT TESCOS FOR THE SHELF STACKING JOB. YOU NEED TO EAT SON!!!!!

>expecting a literal gommunist newspaper to be rational

limited options

Check your privilege selfish tory scum etc

Nice digits

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>>Britain’s excruciating embrace of Donald Trump shows how little independence it has gained from Brexit
>>economist.com/news/britain/21715652-leaving-european-union-means-country-has-less-not-more-control-over-its

>independence means sucking up to open-borders globalists, not protectionist nationalists

Think my daughters one is just a picture of a jihadi in a proper balaclava or burkha

Didn't keep it

No one is illegal

remember muh holocoast,,,

no1 watching the mystery meats showcase?

The Tories didn't vote for increased immigration you turbo loon. It's been the top concern for 85% of voters for years.

And most people didn't vote leave to have the same work practices as the gooks.
This is all going to back fire deliciously if the Tories are so deluded they think that people!E voted brexit to increase 3rd world immigration!

don't feed the troll

> do not reply to YKTD posts
> do not reply to YKTD threads
> do not reply to YKTD posters

Anons, I'm writing a timeline for a thing I'm doing set in the future, and at some point in the coming decades, there's pretty much a coalition between a really right-wing Tory party and a revamped BNP. The Overton Window has been shifted pretty far to the right by the 2050s and so I'm needing your help with something:

What's a good populist slogan that I can use for this fictional future Tory PM that's basically Donald Trump but British?

>Make Britain Great Again?
>Keep Britain A Great Britain?

> The Tories didn't vote for increased immigration you turbo loon

Then why did they vote for a party that does?

Make Britain Great Again.

By 2050?!

Fuck This Shit, We're Leaving For Hungary

Going to have to happen long before that until you want this to be a shitskin-infested, Muslim majority country.

"Britain Forward!"

Let's Do Us Proud
with "Us" underlined

Nigga, it's an entire timeline I've written, there's shit that happens before that.

These are good.

>THINGS

A Greater Britain

Why do all the Pakis vote for Corbyn?

gibsmedats

imagine not buying able to drive to a gun store

Make Britain Back British

>A tripfag that shitposts 18 hours a day gets more tail than you