/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FAKE NEWS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #3 2/10/17
youtu.be/Am1DfjmGcvc
>Pres Trump & FLOTUS @ AF1 - New EO 2/10/17
youtu.be/ZfyDEzjXL_M
>Pres Trump & PM Abe promise to make animu real 2/10/17
youtu.be/a9bDERrKYWI
>Pres Trump & PM Abe Handshake of Love 2/10/17
youtu.be/GWbP8eC-SIw
>VP Pence swears in HHS Sec Price 2/10/17
youtu.be/U10XasH7XHI
>Pres Trump responds to 9th CC ruling 2/9/17
youtu.be/3cnawY2lUqU
>VP Pence @ Westpoint 2/9/17
youtu.be/85sE83SaXmM
>Pres Trump/VP swear in AG Sessions 2/9/17
youtu.be/JIrKpvyLcm0
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Fuck drumpf and fuck white people

Give me yous!!!!!

awoooooooooment

The person below me is illegal

THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

First for cia

Awoo~

Im glad people have caught on to how much the media lies to them.

i tried explaining this to my step father, but he didnt buy it
>"What about ABC? that's government funded, they dont have an agenda, do they?"

pic related for ABC, when they had an anti muslim senator on

I have to share this with everyone... I ran into a friend I haven't seen in a very long time earlier today.......we made some small talk, and then she said to me, "How do you like what's going on with that SOB Trump...I said, "What do you mean"! She said, "Don't you watch the news"? I knew then there was going to be a problem...I said, "Of course I do". She said, "well then you know". I said "yes". she said, "and"?, I said, " and what", I thought here it comes,... I was right!!!! I couldn't help myself but I started laughing...she said, "what's so funny"? I then really started to laughing. I couldn't help myself.. I just got into a laughing fit!!!..She said, "oh no, you're not one that drank the orange cool aid, are ya"? I couldn't stop laughing because she had this maniacal look in her eyes which made me laugh harder. By then, she said, that she was sorry that she ran into me because I ruined her day and walked away shaking her head....and by then , I was hysterically laughing...I left the store and bought nothing...lol... Oh Well, another friend I lost!

>tfw you realize the autistic friend simulator and bootleg anime porn warehouse that consumed your youth and wasted your best years is actually the unwitting vanguard of a massive subterranean eruption of right wing resentment against generations of western social engineering that is just now reaching the surface of mainstream society, and that future historians will have to pick up the pieces of this cataclysmic event and write staid, carefully researched accounts of how droves of young men with no reason to plug into society were progressively disenfranchised by a feminized liberal status quo until they formed a psychic gestalt with a surplus of asabiyyah like the fucking fremen from dune, wrested control of faustian destiny back from the decadent vaginakin, and righted mankind's true path toward the stars, because they were bored and it was funny

illegal

Hello.

Please repeal the 1965 immigration act.

Clarke has been blue balled for 8 years, and Trump's going to let him off the leash.

We're literally killing this man.

Awoo

@112341837

Let's start again, shall we?

For those who missed it: twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/830904083519242241

You have to go back.

>112341837
No.

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I certainly hope so.

AWOO

Can you give me the basic gestalt on CIA?

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Why he lost his eyebrows?

>you know remember the pussy tape

See, nothing will ever bring him down. People already forgot about most of the shit, that they thought would be his end.

Delete this thread.

Just gonna leave this right here.

I hope he dies the most painful death a human can die. He is the lowest form of life. The world cannot be made right while he exists. The only cure for him is to drag him out into the street by his teeth and put a bullet in head. Put him down like the dog that he is.

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I've always considered myself centrist.

I've never agreed with the Republicans about a lot things.

I still don't.

I also think Trump has said a lot of really dumb shit.

But whenever I see somebody say something "unless you're a First Nations you can't oppose any form of immigration/ :^)" I instantly getting fucking triggered and I wish Trump could be president for the next 10000 years.

Every nation has a right to decide who is allowed to come in and fuck anybody who says otherwise.

Teflon Don

> Fuck white people

Are you Nazi? Did you know that Jewish is also white? Did you know that Muslim people hate Jewish? Did you know that Muslim also hate Nazi? Did you know that I don't give a fuck about what fucking thing that you are talking about, nigger?

Only source I have on Twitter tampering. What's the go to to abuse the algorithms to make positive Trump tweets appear? Is it as basic as keywords or something else?

youtube.com/watch?v=JhU8wJ3UZww

>that's government funded, they dont have an agenda, do they
yeah nah, the government is only filled with people whose lives are absolutely ruled by their agendas but nah ABC's good

They are killing themselves.
One thing to think about, if the make up slathered tv heads look this bad, how bad do the boardroom members and bosses look?
How badly is stress getting to them?

Okay, let me try.

Would you guys get mad if I did?

>they also import rape
Kek.

>California State Senator Kevin "half of my family are undocumented" De Leon is against the ICE raids.
Shocked

I hate slow news days

I love these.

Sweden is such a fucking joke

No way my dude, you'd totally be radical if you deleted it.

>unless you're a First Nations

The leafs are invading...This is not a drill

I don't buy any of the media lies (plus Trump has gone at an excellent pace thus far) but I really want something YUUUGE to happen to completely leave people butt blasted.

Trump is just letting ICE do its job. It's not his problem any more.

Damn, Sheriff. Save some for the Senate race against Baldwin next year .

>Unnamed Undocumented California State Senator Arrested in ICE Raids To Be Deported.
>Zero Tolerance Cites Trump Official

Is it true Sheriff Clarke's kid got attacked for being his son?

youtube.com/watch?v=rfaa0Sjczik

just kiddin jake.

lmao

There's just something about Trump's tweets that make me lol every time.

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I'm genuinely debating it for the amount of shit it would cause. I would just make another and link again. I don't think they would let me bake again though.

Should be a gif.

Didn't a black woman get kicked out of her time slot for Megyn Kelly?

the thought brings me such joy

So I missed it, have we cut funding to sanctuary cities?

Count with my rake!

Woops. twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/830911876145897472

Spain, has Sweden always been a faggot in the history of Europe?
I think Clarke is just the man to do the butt blasting.

I'm surprised he doesn't make him head of homeland security or something big

Sessions was the last YUGE thing really. next two I forsee really is Trump issuing another executive order to ban the 7 countries and then the revealing of The Wall.

The way he structures them either makes you smile or go crazy. It's pure persuasion.

Drudge is /ourguy/

You actually can't delete OPs.

I've tried in the past when two-three got made at once.

I-I MEAN DUMP DRUMPF

What is stopping a shill from making a legitmate thread, waiting for the one before to expire, then deleting the new one?

CNN is now saying that Miller is the mastermind in the White House.

It never ends, does it?

>soon
>be patient

Seems Russia hit them so hard that they went full kawaii

I tried that on another board and it wouldn't let me delete the thread once someone else has posted in it.

>let's fuck with some soda names on this poll
>lol that was fun, now what?
>let's meme Donald Trump into the White House and save the world
>kys faggot, this will be fun

>tfw ICE are literally /our guys/

That was my recollection, I baked one too early but it wouldn't let me delete it. Was wondering if it was a fluke.

and it all ended with a White Male in charge

Never correct your enemy's record when they are making a mistake.

ABC is abcolute shit, and only a little bit better than (((SBS)))

sbs.com.au/

This is what happens when the government funds literal marxist propaganda

>112341502

>8 more years of this

I envy americans. Every day is sunny on Trumpland.

They were calling him "The architect of the muslim ban" earlier. I'm sure he'd be thrilled with that.

We're coming for you Drumpfies, you're DEAD.

Clarke has stated that he wishes to remain a humble sheriff.

Enjoy the fireworks. The left is imploding before your eyes and is not only its political arm. The propaganda machine too.

Who was calling that last week?
>Drumpf is controlled by Bannon. No?
>Drumpf is controlled by Miller!
The media may be liars, but at least they are predictable liars.

>Miller Time
Kek. Can't believe I never thought of that myself desu

Go put your fucking rags back on your head, I think I hear a muslim coming.

PPPFFTTTTTT

They have to catch up with us. We were saying it was Barron all along since the start.

>trump is a hillary puppet
>trump is a cockbrothers puppet
>trump is a pence puppet
>trump is a putin puppet
>trump is a kushner puppet
>trump is a bannon puppet
>now trump is a miller puppet

When is Trump's impeachment? Time to let a real game changer in such as based Hilary or based Bernie honestly. I give it two more weeks tops

Can we stir up Russia to hit them again?
I don't know what the proper version of the Day of Rake applies to Sweden, but boy oh boy they deserve it.

How many masterminds are we going to go through before they get tired of that narrative?

He's going to run for Senate next year and will need our support.

They will never find the true puppetmaster

IIRC he responded to that saying he was "honored" they thought he had that much power or something like that.

That will happen eventually, I am sure of it.

What stop us making new one?

>Trump takes advice from X
>"X is the really mastermind of the Trump presidency!"

>Trump doesn't take advance from X
>"Why won't Trump listen to his advisors?"

Look we are so progressives we have a female minister of defense. Haha sure none have thought that before!

Central Europeans and North Europeans have always been a bunch of cucks
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