How do we stop meme magic when it goes too far?

How do we stop meme magic when it goes too far?

Why would a single man even go to see that shit?

>Why would a man even go to see that shit?

FTFY

To fuck the woman there. That's why they put up the ban

To get his dick sucked afterwards.

someone should notify them that that message is sexist and can only be ethically correct if they also ban single females

Are they banning faggot couples?

Wait
What?
This isn't real right because this seems like bullshit but this fucking country is so nuts that I could believe it.

any single man going to see that shit should be shot.

>paid a prostitute to get past the no singles policy
>falcons laughing at me as i pass the aviary to get into the shower room
>prostitute sees my penis inspection certificate (certified by the theater)
>mocks me and reports me to cinema police
>get thrown out of the garbage chute
>don't get to see fifty shades of kino
kill me please

>an actual, real no-singles policy
Which boards have the most meme magic, anyway? Sup Forums is clearly number one, followed by Sup Forums. Who's number three?

Is it legal?

It seems fair enough to me. All the single guys will be posting butthurt wailing rants on imageboards anyway, so there's no need for them to be in a cinema.

it's a publicity stunt
>zomg, this movie is so steamy, single guys wouldn't be safe hur durr

Dude, these women are getting so horned up watching this shit that they will probably start sucking your dick just for sitting there. That's why men are getting banned. If I wasn't married, I'd totally go.

Time for a lawsuit :^)

>to fuck the women there
How? It's not like you can hit on a woman during a movie. Besides only niggers talk during movies

...Hilarious, but;

Why WOULD a single guy being going to see Fifty Shades Darker?

I imagine 99% of their male audience is captive, there at the behest of their partner.

This is like an Obese, Smelly, Hairy Man saying;

>Sorry hot girls, you can't touch this

/tg/? All the WH40k stuff, after all.

only men not women

...

So there are guys treating multiplex cinemas like cum stained 70's gay porno theaters?

Odd.

women are the niggers of gender, and literally masturbate while watching these movies at the theater. Saw a pic of some janitor cleaning up after and finding fucking cucumbers in condoms under the seats

To fuck horny housewives. They're going to be on high blast after it ends.

This film is haram.
I found a copy of the books in my moms house and threw them out. I will destroy all copies of this book I find and will not allow any one to watch this trash.
This should be outlawed.

>4444
GD up

Yup. It also helps create this idea in the public consciousness that links the movie with uncontrollable lust, thus netting additional sheckles. Theyll prob get sued and back down tho

ZING
checkmate athiests

this is a ploy to get single guys to WANT to see this movie

By torrenting Secretary and watching something half-decent.

>This is like an Obese, Smelly, Hairy Man saying;

They're using MGTOW methodology against the ronery.

Savage

>Theyll prob get sued

Probably not, the odds of a single man actually trying to watch 50 shades darker at this particular theater are slim

its a money making thing. twice the people, twice the money

Sup Forums found a way

thats probably a guerilla/viral marketing campaign

to fap into womens backs probs, thats why they are getting banned

(((They))) are using reverse psychology.

>Reverse psychology is a technique involving the advocacy of a belief or behavior that is opposite to the one desired, with the expectation that this approach will encourage the subject of the persuasion to do what actually is desired: the opposite of what is suggested.

WAIT DID THEY JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?
IM A SINGLE INDEPENDENT WOMAN YOU KNOW.

Do these women not own dildos?

Oh wow
This is going to backfire into a tranny lawsuit for real

what the fuck are those? dildos?

A cucumber costs 39 cents and is disposable, why would you smuggle an expensive dildo into and out of the theater

cucumbers
>how can the white man compete against the vegetable jew?

good any fuckin loser creep going to see that alone should be fuckin executed anyway

I'm good with this as long as other businesses can turn down fags and dykes.

>tfw you think you're wife is pregnant but she gives birth to a salad

kek

Imagine that forever alone who will go to theatre watch soap opera, hahah.

>Women are the niggers of gender

5 years of my life largely spent browsing Sup Forums,

absolutely no ragrets.

Never change, lads.

>Reading piece of shit NZ leftwing government propaganda news sources

Nature's dildo

Did you just assumed my gender?

Yoko Ono said that like 70 years ago

>sneak past the usher to get in by myself
>they almost catch me, so I throw my bag as a diversion
>it worked
>sit in seat ready to watch 50 kinos darker
>somebody seems to have aggrivated the falcons, and they're all swooping around looking for places to land
>that's ok, I'll just make sure to put on my-
>oh fuck
>left falconer glove in bag that I tossed as a diversion
>let out a scream as one of the falcons severs some of the tendons in my arm
>riot ushers immediately accost me and throw me out
What did I ever do to deserve this?

Those chairs are filthy.

No shit, fat old ladies were just fapping in them

I dunno about third, but /x/ is definitely last. Nerds can't even summon a succubus ffs....

>tfw when /x/ is my home board

Even though this isn't really an important story can you faggots PLEASE STOP USING SCREENCAPS OF FACEBOOK AND TWITTER POSTS AS YOUR SOURCE.

What did they do?
I am only aware of the Death March meme

HAHAHA holy shit single men BTFO

how does it feel knowing youre sitting at home jerking off while hot chicks with their CHAD date are out watching 50 Shades Darker and immediately going back to his place to fuck like rabbits after the movie is over?