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Are they liberals so we empower kek to drown them

Or Trumps so we can will the bankruptcy of the state?

Guys I'm in Oroville but I can't evacuate because I can't leave my bed what do I do??????

Why did I let myself get so fat fuck this gay earth I don't want to drown

I voted for Trump twice by mail will someone come save me?

build a wall out of liberals friend!

Sorry cant do more T_T

Is that an American city or is it occupied territory, if the latter then fuck em let em swim.

just ride it out user..fat floats

I live on Veatch street my parents left for the weekend what the fuck am I going to do?

Should I call the police oh fuck what if the dam breaks

Anons my name is Vincent remember me

Hahahahahaha so long user hahahahhahah good luck hauling your fat ass all the way to heaven might was well roll yourself to hell

sorry bro, all commiefornians have to go

But I fought in the Meme War seriously I think I'm going to call 911 and ask for an evacuation this is fucking bullshit

What am I going to do with all these piss bottles

Vincent what? Goddamn it ehatbis your last name so we can identify your body?!

get comfy

live feed of happening.

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Yeah dude, you should obviously call the police, and after you are rescued, how about a fucking diet Vincent?

WE DID THIS BROTHERS OF KEK

DO NOT DOUBT THE CHAOS FROG GOD KEK

HE BLESSES US ALL WITH MORE CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION

wew

shouldnt play around with chaos gods desu

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Live feed that isn't on facejew.

Shoulda spent money on damns and not harassing me and destroying my shit.
There ya go.

BAHAHAHAHA I HOPE YOU AND YOUR FUCKING STATE WASH AWAY INTO THE OCEAN, CALIFORNIA SCUM

One of us needs to be in the wreckage brother

KEK BLESSES US IN A THREAD WITH DOUBLE DIGITS A TRIPLES POST FORETOLD THE DOOM

God damn it 911 is fucking BUSY what the fuck oh shit guys this isn't funny I can't move how can they be busy???????

I'm more scared than I have ever been before

Kek has spoken.
Shadilay, filthy commies.

God promised he would send a flood.

I'm not a commie I voted for Trump twice by mail I don't want to die how can 911 be BUSY WHAT THE FUCK

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Keep calling dude
You seriously cannot walk at all? Like not even get up? Do you have family nearby? Friends?

Live stream of the dam
youtube.com/watch?v=vwIst1YiMdo

why are you calling 911?

just get the fuck out bro

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Call friends, maybe uber driver.

He's too fat to walk

I haven't walked in two years I never leave my bed but it's never been a problem before today!

I've been screaming my head off for 20 minutes hoping someone hears me and my cat is freaking out!

Fuck I have to at least let my cat out I can't. Oh fuck I really think I might die you guys

I hope sacramento drowns too, used to know this genetically fucked up attention-whore from there, she was a big annoying cunt
if 3 or doubles kek wills it

If you are that fat just keep your head above water. You'll be fine. If you get stuck in your house you better have lots of water, you can last for quite a while without food being so fat. But seriously lots of clean water.

Call 911. Hurry.

Be safe my murrican friends. Even if you voted for shillary there is still hope for you, and if there's a chance you can be saved from your idiocy there's a chance we can be friends.

And I don't want a friend to drown.

HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON

are you really that fat senpai?

Can't you just go to WalMart and steal one of the fat fuck karts?

RIP shitlord state

GOD WILLS IT
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3 counties evacuating now!

I can hear sirens outside going down my street but 911 is still busy....


Guys I am terrified right now I have to let my cat out I might break the window with my bucket so he can escape

My name is Vincent and I fought in the Meme Wars.

Please don't forget about me you guys you're my only friends

I just watched their presser a few days ago. "No need to be alarmed", "It's all under control", "we don't anticipate any problems with the spillway".

Goes to show you should never depend on the gov't to tell you the truth. I bet all the officials got their families out of harm's way.

If the dam gives way, it could be a real happening. Wouldn't be the first one in California.

try and roll yourself to safety

Yes I have a thyroid problem It's normal and not my fault.

My whole family is large by normal standards. Fuck I'm actually crying as I type this

>lives with parents
>doesn't have car

THEY WILL NOW REALLY NEED FEDERAL FUNDS TO REPAIR THEY WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KICK OUT ILLEGALS, WAS THIS PART OF TRUMPS PLAN???!!?!?!?

too bad the california government couldn't subsidize a raft for your fat ass.

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RIP fat user

I can't believe your last fucking post, the last thing to remember you by, is a shitty meme.

Kek rest your soul.

HIS NAME WAS VINCENT

Someone give me a rundown here.

How bad can this get? How many potential deaths are we looking at?

False flagging shill detected

RIP in peace Vincent, too good for this sinful state
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amazing

One super fat user, killed by flood waters and his own glutteny.

HIS NAME WAS VINCENT, HE DIED AS HE LIVED, ANONYMOUSLY.

Timestamp. You're either a fat fuck full of regret and 7/11 big bites or a faggot larper and either way need to submerged permanently.

Must be that I turned off the wifi in case the power goes out and I will need to be a hold of 911

How can they be fucking busy for this long it makes no sense

I live on Veatch street I can hear sirens outside but they don't hear me yelling

>this is no time to panic
>DO NOT GO BACK TO HELP YOUR FRIENDS OR FAMILY! GET OUT NOW!

>doesn't have a cell phone
>can type on Sup Forums but not call from computer
fucking shill. the newfags from le_bumbled cant tell a slide thread from their cock

>how can you be so cruel as to build a wall to keep out mexicans

>oh no, the wall we built to keep out life-giving water is breaking

typical leftist hypocrisy

I can hear loudspeakers now they are telling us to evacuate immediately by they can't fucking hear me oh fuck I'm crying my eyes out I don't know what to do I have to let me cat out

I'm going to do it. Im going to break the window with my bucket

911 is still busy!

I can hear them up and down the street I keep screaming and yelling

Post a photo God damnit

Shit dude try to roll to the window or something, use your self preservation skill
Do you know how painful it is to drown?
DO IT NOW

The water rises

>I live in Sacramento

D-don't say that user

kek

>USA
>Not third world

Quick user, this might be your last chance to speak your last words to the world

I think we can all agree to promise to pass on those last words with no modifications or amendments

Guess who's gonna wan more welfare money.
Guess who's not getting welfare money.

Sheriff just said he's going to give us "A brief little rundown".

STOP FUCKING WITH MEME MAGIC!

oh shit, the bogs are involved

Please Mr. President Trump, may we have some of that infrastructure you were campaiging on. Sorry about the anti-fa(gs), we didn't mean it, heheh

What street do you live on? Maybe some one in cali with balls will save you.

Oh god 911 is on a PRERECORDED MESSAGE NOW TELLING US TO EVACUATE TO CHICO IMMEDIATELY THERE IS NO ONE ON THE OTHER SIDE I'M FUCKIN DEAD IF THIS DAM BREAKS

GUYS I'M SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING IM SO FUCKING SORRY

I live in chico which is right next to Oroville. Mainly in this area are conservatives we don't deserve to drown

one phone call could save that dam

but it will not be made

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Time stamp or quit larping, write it on your fat fucking gut

I live at 1649 Veatch Street

It's going to be my tomb

THIS ISN'T THE END MY BROTHER

OPEN YOUR HEART TO JESUS AND RECEIVE ETERNAL LIFE

9/11 2.0

LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM

I don't have any fucking pens dude this isn't fucking funny this is my life and my cats life

Fuck this, breaking the window with my bucket now

Looks nice on street view

Might buy the land once they shoved out your corpse

MAY GOD BLESS YOU user

RIP

We will remember you Vance

I uhh, have you thought about you know, ending it cleanly before the waters come?

Drowning is an -awful- way to user.

If digits, the dam will burst!

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What was his name again?

>California has drought
>Trump tells them to just turn the water back on
>California mocks him
>Faucet breaks and now California will have more water than they can handle
Kek protects!

Dude, he can't get out of bed, I doubt he can manage to kys himself right now
Fucking do it, put your head out of the window and scream your fatass lungs out until you can't scream anymore

LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM

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