WHY ARE YOU ON Sup Forums RIGHT NOW?

WHY ARE YOU ON Sup Forums RIGHT NOW?
FUCKING RUN

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lol flood is a problem in america?

Don't you fat idiots know how to swim? lol kys

can't they just float

I live here, I'm on a hill as high as the lake though so I'm safe. Ask me anything.

Why all the alerts suddenly? Is the Emergency spillway beginning to fail? Is there a Shit-ton of rain coming that the system cant handle in this situation?

how is your mother doing

SHE'S GOING DOWN PEOPLE!! Commiefornians on this image board better head for the hills.

My mother is with me and fine. The emergency spillway is going to get fucked, yes.

East coast here. I couldn't care less about your tiny spill of water.

They put all their faith in global warming causing permanent drought in califoniway. Their faith was misplaced.

Massfag praying for a snow day currently

Do you think people are going to die from this?

WHERE SHOULD I RUN?!

I estimate about 7 deaths

ATTENTION: Do not help any california refugees. They are shit hippies who will fuck up your state. They are coming to fuck your state up soon! Do not help these worthless calicucks!

im sure there will be a few but the majority will be fine

It's funny because only the spics will survive they're not called wetbacks for nothing
Blacks will drown and white liberals will add tears to the flood

Into the nearest mosque with a live pig

Is this a for real happening, or a controlled release that will flood out some empty forests? What will the death toll be?

your mother is feeling very ill tonight, for not having replied to this post.

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Live stream where?

looking at hour-old footage, the water has risen above the emergency spillway's effective area and is now pouring over the parking lot.

If it continues up and crests the main dam.......
the water with quickly erode through the dam since its earthen and not concrete. Oroville will be underwater..

But that would be totally haram!

Holy shit, it's happening!

>FUCKING RUN

Why?

pretty sure that lake is bigger than your country

Its not that big you whiny faggot

Trumps wall will dwarf it

Worst case scenario: Emergency spillway goes, washes out the other side of the dam, and everything goes. And not a single news channel save for the Weather Channel is covering it.

We've had 30 feet of snow in a month up in Tahoe my friend. It's been a faucet over Northern California this past six weeks.

Cuz I'm already on the Illuminati hit list so stopping going on Sup Forums won't change anything

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Less than an hour after I bought my new pets, they grant me this happening. Praise Kek and Keket.

Praise.

sheriff just cancelled happening

>tiny as fuck reservoir
>calling it a lake

what a faggot i hope they eat each other

Be patient

looks like California will be leaving the US afterall

Get fucked commies. Divine retribution for the 9th circuit ruling.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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I'm on long Island, am I safe?

Hourly level data here:

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I'm fine, it's no problem, my walls are paper thin.

BREAK THE DAM!
RELEASE THE RIVER!

This will be good if it fails, it will literally be a tsunami from inland.

Is there a breakdown of what areas are going to get hit/be affected? We talking 50 miles down river or 100s?

dying by nature is completely natural. i would not mind. everyone wants to kill me anyways already. why bother running. pls do it already. i cannot do it myself.

I'M ON ANOTHER CONTINENT, AM I SAFE

Nothing will happen. First California has no water then we have too fucking much. Which is it?

The spillway failed a few days ago

Not from the muslims.

They've been fucking since I got them. Kekpoles incoming.

The dam aside, no Hans, you are not safe.

I know I mean the main spillway fails not just the ramp

Hahahahahahaha never gets old

What if someone took a 50 Cal to the dam.. could we make it crack?

please periscope if you live there

redding day here, it just failed

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The belly of the dragon will drip water.

I bet that drought sounds pretty good right about now huh commies?

What happens when the earth gets all slushy below the dam. Can the dam just give way ?

i hope we'll get video of the collapse

These fuckers have until Wednesday to fix it

Praise kek

It's an earthen dam, if it fails it'll be from overflowing the top. It won't collapse all at once, but the flooding will be catastrophic.

I sure hope it submerges Sacramento.

if †rips the damn breaks next week

LORD KEK IS GOING TO WASH AWAY THIS AIDS INFESTED SHITHOLE.

STAND BY FOR BIBLICAL LEVEL PURGE OF HOMOS NOT SEEN SINCE SODOM AND GAMMORAH

Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>they never anticipated needing more than 5 digits

Why the hell is no major news source reporting this? It sounds like a decent sized happening.

kek

I see that it's severely damaged, but what exactly happens to the water? Wouldn't it just flow downhill anyway?

Sandstone and broken bone
Briny seas displace me
Stuggling things
dead phone lines ring

all is calm
no need for alarm

black people can't swim :)

fuck california

water levels are dropping. it isn't happening

and floods the low lying areas of the town

Outflow overflow lololol

Downhill to a bunch of towns on the floodplain, namely Oroville and Chico.

The concrete portion is anchored to bedrock, it won't fail. The spillway is what's failing, and it's flooding the river below.

>Help! California is in a drought!
>Help! California has too much water!
Make up your minds.

It was designed to get the water far enough way from the dam to virtually eliminate the effects of turbulent erosion. It failed.

>Outflow overflow

I keked here is a (you)

if the spillway fails then what does that mean?

This, it's like in the middle of nowhere. Who cares?

Gotcha, so it's the erosion that's the problem.

eh

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THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE, GOYIM

>middle of nowhere
>town of 60,000
>river leading to yuba city and onto sacremento

really nigga?

The world loses nothing of value.

man i just want something to fucking happen shits so boring i almost wish hillary was elected so i can be out burning shit down

It's going to destroy a bunch of small time Republican farmers... This is nowhere near SF or LA

Probably all parts of the state that voted Trump, too. Serves them right.

Oroville is a Republican city you dolt, they went for Trump.

kek

>The concrete portion is anchored to bedrock, it won't fail.
Are you sure ? I'm worried that the earth will get very slushy, and the slushiness will weaken that anchoring.

The river will flood the closer communities it runs through. If the spillway completely fails, then it'll affect more communities downriver. Which means a lot of displaced people and a lot of money to fix the aftermath.

Shhhh, no, let them meme the spillway into failing first.

bedrock doesn't get slushy, hence the reason it's anchored to it.

>le T. internet engineer

The dam won't fail. It's the emergency spillway that's crumbling. Not much of a happening.