I'm sorry user

But currently we have no job openings for a white male college graduate.

If anything comes up I'll be sure to not let you know.

Wat do Sup Forums?

That's alright, this was just my back up job. I'll happily work for my father's company.

Stop applying for jobs in the Castro District at salons.

like mate, what did they do with your old dick once they severed it?
You see I'm a dick collector and would like to sow a black cock next to mine to have this weird diverse Swiss Army dick.
When i get a handjob it will be like watching a girl go downhil skiing

But I identify as a black homosexual female.

>You can't discriminate on the basis of race!

I don't see any black or latinos working for your fathers company user.

I will have to fix a complaint with the Office of Equity and Diversity.

If you put paint on a pig, is it still a monkey

We full up rite now. Maybay try back n 2 years.

aussie bantz at it again.

Um wow are you kidding me I identify as a pre post op mtf reborn cis male non religion identifying male. You had better bet your ass your pronouns are more complex than mine you over underprivileged shitlord! You fucked with the wrong xenohim

Isn't your dad a pimp though?

We ax all our potential google empoyays...

What u feel iz yo best qwalitays dat you gunna bring to dis comnay?

6ft white male, I got a good job in my field 1 month after graduating

We're going to make America great again, anons.

Imma need to speak wit yo supahvisah.

th-thanks...

sex change like op pic

>Nigger giving whitey any meaninful job
hop ravioli

but I'm trans-black..

Get a bunch of fellow economic outcasts together to start a worker owned business.

Go back as a female with a wig and dress. Record the whole thing. Obviously get looks of disgust. Target their company on Facebook and local news.
Generously settle for damages out of court.

Start an arrangement with 3 "under privileged people" where they all get office jobs and pretend to work, but rely on me to actually do their jobs remotely. They don't get fired for doing 1/3rd the work of a white man, I get half their paychecks.

How are these requirements for the DMV?

Got all of that recorded. I'll be getting a big payout in the lawsuit. :^)

*comes back with a luger*
nuthin personell, kid

I'm not white, I'm Jewish.

Start my own business.

She'll likely scratch your eyes out.