/ptg/ President Trump General: THANK YOU HAARP EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #3 2/10/17
youtu.be/Am1DfjmGcvc
>Pres Trump & FLOTUS @ AF1 - New EO 2/10/17
youtu.be/ZfyDEzjXL_M
>Pres Trump & PM Abe promise to make animu real 2/10/17
youtu.be/a9bDERrKYWI
>Pres Trump & PM Abe Handshake of Love 2/10/17
youtu.be/GWbP8eC-SIw
>VP Pence swears in HHS Sec Price 2/10/17
youtu.be/U10XasH7XHI
>Pres Trump responds to 9th CC ruling 2/9/17
youtu.be/3cnawY2lUqU
>VP Pence @ Westpoint 2/9/17
youtu.be/85sE83SaXmM
>Pres Trump/VP swear in AG Sessions 2/9/17
youtu.be/JIrKpvyLcm0
PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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>this is their actual plan
Sacramento is fucked

The dam will break before Wednesday, but only if you reply to this post with "EXPLOSION"

who here /surroundedbyliberals/

i only stay sane by posting here

FUCKING
ROCKS

>mfw I realize Trump now controls HAARP and is using it to cleanse blue states
Based.

ME DWR

ME THROW ROCKS

Alright, I hate to say current year unironically, but in 2017 our technology to fix a dam is to throw rocks at it? That's their plan?

GOD HIMSELF IS COMING DOWN TO PERSONALLY DEAL WITH COMMIEFORNIA

There'll be an explosion in my pants when Sacramento is underwater.

Awoo~

When is Trump going to address this, and how? Not meming here.

EXPLOSION

>spillway breaks
>fix it by dropping rocks on it from a helicopter

Not even the power of stone will save them.

Minorities truly are cavemen holy shit

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

EXPLOSION

We do not know

Fuck those guys who told me the dam would break in 60 minutes

This might not happen til later this week

Fucking really?

>Sacramento is fucked

wait I'm in Sacramento how close is this fucking dam where the fuck is oroville

Dude just throw shit LMAO!

Califag here, this isn't funny. Drumpf needs to do his job and help us. He is not that petty about berkley right and the fact that we refuse to acknowledge him as our president. I get it he is our president now, he should save us.

TIME TO KILL EVERY LIVING THING WITH VIOLENT MOVING BOULDERS IN 50' OF RUSHING WATER

>Trump now in control of entire US military, Nuclear arsenal and most powerful weather manipulation technology in the world

On a scale of 1-10 how much are the globalists shitting their pants right now?

I guess Obama withdrew his protecting hand. Remember "this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal"

He's going to fly over and rescue people himself with a squad of secret service

Donald Trump is a vengeful god.

NTNN WHERE U AT

>Dropping rocks from helicopters
>Not commies

12

EXPLOSION

Do you think its simple to throw rocks big enough to make a difference? Does that not take a decent level of tech?

Tetrapods, I assume. Kansai Airport uses thousands of them to fight back the sea.

I sincerely doubt it will help, though. Not at this point at least.

can you swim?

Rain forecast!

Dis gun be good.

HAHAHAHAHA

is this real? lmao bernie what a fool

>how

Trump here

NO

> Too much rain

> Climate change

...

EXPLOSION!

>YES GOY WE NEED A CARBON TAX, YES THATS IT NOW LET US ROLL BACK MORE OF YOUR CIVIL LIBERTIES TO TACKLE (((Climate Change)))

Too late

Also nice Al-Quaida propaganda pic there

KILL ALL COMMIES. THEN KILL THE COUNTRY RESPONSIBLE FOR CREATING COMMUNISM.

Somebody's been watching Superman

>rocks
>not reds

sorry trump is not available, please call gov moonbeam

HAARP can't break dams, they cleansed themselves.

It can definitely throw some rain on the wound though

HAIL

>not relishing the opportunity to edge for a few days a blow your load Wednesday just as the dam bursts

>Tetrapods, I assume. Kansai Airport uses thousands of them to fight back the sea
Yeah, but dropping them on a dam that might blow any hour?

I would start packing now and head in any direction that isn't where you are

shameful

You're going to fucking drown.

Kek
The drought climate change is real!!! No more water!
The flooooodss climate change is real!!

LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM

When your resources are being funneled in to supporting an enormous and growing population of welfare parasites.......

EXPLOSION

Maybe they should have fixed their fucking dam!

I suspect they just want to do "something" to show the public they're trying.

6 Gorrilion.

Oh God

PLEASE BREAK DO IT FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I need a happening

>people are handing out water

I know what they meant, but I still laughed.

a lot of rain caused by more evaporation which is caused by higher temperatures

>spend billions on vague climate change initiatives
>dams continue to go to shit

WOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED YOU DESCRIPT OLD COMMIE

EXPLOOOOSSSIOOON
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>MFW I'm a dam

Thanks Satan

Run. NOW.

>All those Likes and retweets

Rocks? Sad!

>tfw Arizona

I fucking hate this old kike. Taking advantage of a tragedy and thousands losing their homes to shill global warming.

A FUCKING ROCK

Parents still going

Unga bunga that's me rock

...

AWOOOOOO

THIS IS ALL DRUMPF'S FAULT

>yfw live in affluent white neighborhood
>yfw some houses still have Hillary signs up

Glad I'm not the only one who kek'ed at that

EXPLOSION

Run or swim.

Kek wills the destruction of Sacramento and the death of 100,000 cucks.

Blatant botting

Meh, it's mainly going to flood the valley if it breaks.

>Non-whites swimming

>Dam hasn't been properly maintained since '60s

>Somehow this was climate change's fault

>"California has plenty of cheap workers, why don't they get all of those illegals in their sanctuary cities to rebuild the dam"

ayy

I'm not seeing it did he take it down?

Run before kek smites you

...

You mean Arizona Bay? :^)

>bro gay
>downstairs neighbors gay
>downstairs vertically across the court neighbors gay
>

BYE BYE