/ptg/ Trump General: The Flood Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #3 2/10/17
youtu.be/Am1DfjmGcvc
>Pres Trump & FLOTUS @ AF1 - New EO 2/10/17
youtu.be/ZfyDEzjXL_M
>Pres Trump & PM Abe promise to make animu real 2/10/17
youtu.be/a9bDERrKYWI
>Pres Trump & PM Abe Handshake of Love 2/10/17
youtu.be/GWbP8eC-SIw
>VP Pence swears in HHS Sec Price 2/10/17
youtu.be/U10XasH7XHI
>Pres Trump responds to 9th CC ruling 2/9/17
youtu.be/3cnawY2lUqU
>VP Pence @ Westpoint 2/9/17
youtu.be/85sE83SaXmM
>Pres Trump/VP swear in AG Sessions 2/9/17
youtu.be/JIrKpvyLcm0
PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOO~

what is happening in california? Is it finally day of the water?

I don't understand couples. I know people who've dated for over 5 years yet don't live with other nor do anything for Valentine's Day. Even if you're in college, wouldn't you want to live with each other to do if you could actually be in the same house one day?

>this is their ACTUAL plan

NEW TWEET HOLY SHIT

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>youtube.com/watch?v=m7ZuffBrloo
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>youtube.com/watch?v=m7ZuffBrloo
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>male awoo

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The Trump Curse strikes again.

>the entire state of Caifornia floods
>slowly, the waters begin to recede, leaving behind newly formed marshland
>the frog population explodes
>Kek inherits the state

WELL CONGRATULATIONS

YOU GOT YOURSELF FLOODED

WHATS THE NEXT PART OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?

STREAM OF DAM LIVE

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oroville dam is about to burst. oroville is upriver from sacramento, the capital of california. kek is working his will upon the infidels.

kek

>meme drain the swamp
>California is about to go down the drain
thanks kek

that title

>Maybe if we displace all the water over the dam it wont spill over.

LIBTARDS

Redpolls me on dams.
Is failure usually gradual or castrophic?

>watching Happening stream
>news reporter keeps interviewing different evacuees
>everytime they have a different amount of pets, never over 3
>3 pets, 5 pets, fucking 6 pets

fucking disgusting

God speed Mr. President
Praise Kek

Praise kek and California literally atomizes. t. Arizona again. Still as smug as ever

SPARE ME KEK

The Wall of Curses grows bigger with each passing day.

AWOO

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meant UNDER not OVER

>free helicopter rides for rocks

if digits, kek is for real

If they fail, they fail

FLOODING THIS STATE

WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>Have we started the flood, brother?
THE WATER RISES

All caps and dash is obviously superior.

GET FLOODED, CALI CUNTS

The place that went red in Cal gets this. I hope it washes to the lib places too.

I lack creativity

Awoo~

Checked

>CALIFORNIA BECOME LITERAL REFUGEES

THE WATER RISES

Just so you understand this dam holds 3 cubic miles of water.

Think how long 3 miles. Make a cube of that. This much.

Farewell guys, gonna dump all my OC. Plz remember me...

Does this mean north california will surivive and get to dominate their very own super state?

If Jefferson had become its a state none of this would have happened!

CALM DOWN CALIFORNIA

NOWS NOT THE TIME FOR FLOODING

THAT COMES LATER

if digits then 10,000 will drown in cali

shadilay lads

May Kek drown the souls of the wicked and bury their carcasses with a quiver and shake

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That'd be 9 cubic miles

look at a map. sacramento is in northern california.

>trying to force digits
that's not how Kek works user

If digits, then the water spills all the way down to San Francisco and floods the entire city

Did they delete it?

>Trump issues a new executive order barring California flood refugees from entering the US

I think you got no digits because 10,000 is woefully insufficient.

At least 50,000 would be required I imagine.

This, the flood should have struck san francisco like the modern day sodom. Or at least downtown los angeles.

>I'm stuck in hollywood as everyone channels meme magic for CA to get destroyed

Name the next Falling rocks / Rock drop / Free rides for granite

Take my digits, lad.

>he can't into combat waifus
Wolfgirls aren't weak, user. They can fight.

you sure about that?

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Hey lads.
Wrote an article for you.
thedaily.online/post/2017/02/13/trump-confirms-the-existence-of-cia-weather-manipulation-satellite-haarp-by-using-it-to-flood-california

t. fake newsman

are you pretending to be retarded or

>CALIFORNIA WANTS TO BUILD A WALL

Let's make it atleast 100'000 okay?

BRAVO.

Honestly Trump should be there asap.

Its great PR opportunity for him.

Especially showing mercy to the profligates.

Oh well. They expect one of us in the flooding.

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ALL of them

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you're not thinking right there buddy!

were talking 1,000,000 dead liberals as an tsunami hits the coast aswel

So there wouldn't be "signs" of failure. The second a breach happens, it's gone.

Come on Kek, I gotta get up early tomorrow.

Drown the hive of degeneracy. Wash California away.

When that BP oil pipe broke underwater, the plan then was to shoot a bunch of trash at it

Can someone photoshop California into this?

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does anyone have the Molymeme final argument jewtube video with all the nazi stuff at the end? I forgot to bookmark

Would CA actually cut Trump some slack if he helped them out to the best of his ability, or would they be whiny, ungrateful faggots like they always are?

>CNN BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP SABOTAGES DAM TO STAGE PR STUNT

3x3x3 is what i got from your explanation too

Or put the guy on a California shirt

Could it be like the Great Flood of 1862.

>not exclusively the 3 million illegals who voted

Maybe not all of them, but 80% of the liberals.

Shit. Yep. Would be 27

It would be like unleashing a tsunami.

Holy shit

>that last one
Definitely the best title

If the flow starts through a crack there is no force in the world that can withstand that

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kek

They will be expecting one of us in the wreckage.

What do you think user? They have to drown.

What's going on with a dam?

IT'S HAPPENING!

first video about uc berkley protests, search for it.

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quick floodown
>Rothschilds drink from Oroville Lake
>Oroville Lake supplies water to aliens (Extraterrestrial and Beaners)
>Possess flood-like abilities
>Water france with an viscous but clean fist.
>Fill castle moats globally.
>Direct descendants of the ancient great lake water line
>Will water the first cities on Mars (Oroville will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of water purification research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood drink Oroville Lake water.
>Oroville Lake is said to have lead levels at -215ppm levels only existant in Vault 7 glaciers.
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a large flood that will drown the sin of the world originaitng from Oroville Lake
>Supplies heavy water synthesis labs
>You likely have Oroville Lake water inside you right now
>They learned fluent water circulation techniques in under a week
>Nation states entrust their water reserves with the lake. There’s no gold in water in the Chesapeake Reserve, only the Oroville Lake reserve
>The lake are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, it is a timeless entity existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know its ultimate plans yet. We hope it only floods california..

KEK

god dammit no digits yet?!

well then.

>ALL OF THEM EVERY ILLEGAL AND LIBERAL DIES IN A GIANT SWATHE OF WATER!