Cali Dam failure thread 6,000,000

couldn't let it go with the old thread? needed your (you)s that bad?

EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSION!

It's breaking from all the snowflakes melting

BTW What do they mean by deploying "strike teams"?

IT FLOWS IT FLOWS IT FLOWS YAH!

We beseech you great lord Kek, bring down this dam.

Is this the work of kek?

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MORE ROCKS

CAN'T WAIT XD

The water rises

haha fuck you manitoba

we'll name one of our new beaches after you
maybe

KEK

A catastrophic event like this might actually motivate the GOP into infrastructure spending

>tfw live near a dam

I can see it from my window

can you feel it?

>autism in a picture
>Mission Accomplished

ROCKS AWAY!

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Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

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IS THIS A GODDAM?

PRESS F TO DROWN THE LIBERALS

What was up with those fucking DAK threads anyway. Bunch of larping faggots.

PUTIN HACKED THE DAM
>PUTIN HACKED THE DAM
PUTIN HACKED THE DAM
>PUTIN HACKED THE DAM
PUTIN HACKED THE DAM
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PUTIN HACKED THE DAM
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what was the world like before the dam

I need a super quick run down

good thing i dont masturbate to edgy bloody loli trash

youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ

>thread 6,000,000

Nice

Russia probably has the sense to make sure there's ample failsafes on their shit

California...? "we built it and it's there but we'll see if we ever use it" - 1968
"yeah it's fine whatever" - 1969 - 2017

still ok thanks got

WE GOT BOULDERS IN WHITE BAGS!!!!!

Someone give me a basic gestalt on the whole dam thing

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hold on I'm calling you now

IF DIGITS WE GET EARTHQUAKE

global warming did this

posting text on Sup Forums is not "live action", you worm

Sacramento Kings just beat New Orleans Pelicans...

Katrina 2.0 probably wont happen tonight

THEY'RE DISPOSING OF THE EVIDENCE!

A massive landslide will cause a Vajont-like disaster if digits
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajont_Dam

whats the world

That would be like a kick in the teeth for them.
Also buy a fuckton of MAGA and other Trump gear to give to the victims.
Then film their reactions when distributing the clothes in shelters.

Is this gods doing?

YOU ARE LIKE A LITTLE BABY
WATCH THIS

Put me in the screencap

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Fuck California tbhfam

If this happens (highly doubt it) I should still be ok I'd just live on a new peninsula

Take a pic for me ruskie bro

Kek bless us with thy presence.

I beseech thee mighty lord. RELEASE THE RIVER!

youtube.com/watch?v=ue_eOP4x_fo

I masturbate to this.
What happen?

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The Bogs are cocksuckers. There's your fucking rundown.

YOLO STREET

#NotMyDam

twitter.com/search?q=#notmydam&src=typd

Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim

yeah but it wasn't flooded and Europe wasn't flooded before they built this dam.

c
checked Ireland.

Live webcam, but it's fucking nighttime
parks.ca.gov/?page_id=29411

Nice town you got there.

I hope when I wake up tomorrow the spillway has collapsed and everything all the way to Crapramento is flooded, killing thousands.

46 and 2 just ahead of me

Save us, Cure-chan!

Good god that was close

>Russia probably has the sense to make sure there's ample failsafes on their shit

???

STILL 901 FEET!

yeah stick to trannies and bbc instead you rancid cuck

>on the terrorist site Sup Forums
kek

parks.ca.gov/?page_id=29411

this is the only LIVE stream of the dam out there

if the water is rushing like crazy, time to panic

oh, you beat me to it you pastanigger

*spillway

It's the spillway you fucking retard. It was built to drain the reservoir. The dam is fine. They are letting out the water as fast as possible and it's still starting to overflow the dam.

Sonny Perdue prayed for it

THIS WALL IS RACIST

WE NEED EQUALITY OF ALL WATER, NOT SEPERATION

WHY SHOULD THAT WATER BE WALLED OFF

#WALLSDONTWORK

MR BROWN, TEAR DOWN THAT WALL

Hopefully it collapses so I don't have to go to work tomorrow

I may also be dead

But that's not my fetish either

Don't know what you faggots are celebrating for. It'll destroy the conservative areas of Cali leaving only liberal scum. They'll probably drain the flood and use the newly free land to house illegals.

WEW
ROCKS

>Literally the only part in the gulf of Mexico that doesn't going to flood is where i live.
Kek is with me

yes go to bed

wATER WILL lubricaTE the FAUlt and SLip

Yes, the county next to Sacramento is called Yolo..

It has a gigantic ziggurat

alright ill give a (you) user just stop posting that

if digits the water flows all the way into sanfrancisco

WE ARE GOING TO

DRAIN

THE

RESERVOIR

>be reoccurring white car
>white car speeding toward the dam
>no one knows what's happening
>driver throws open the door and dives out, rolling into the water as the white car crashes into the dam
>the dam shatters into pieces
>the flood kills the last of the possible escapees during evacuation
>they didn't know
>he can't keep getting away with it

T H I S
H
I
S

stereotypes or no, they know not to trust an untested 50 year old emergency spillway at the very least

keked and checked

How long until libs find a way to blame Trump for this?

>Leftists protesting the flood by throwing rocks at it.