I LIVE IN CALI PLEASE CALL OF KEK I AM SORRY

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kek saves OP by granting this post doubles

sorry friend

i don't want to die

No. California is dying and you're going with it.

Kek expects one of us in the wreckage

It's a sacrifice you must make, it's for a greater good

I live in SoCal, San Diego County
Kind of weird to have the might of meme magic pointed in my direction. At least my bug out gear is finally justified. Praise Kek

Good luck, those in the firing line.

Let's play a game, OP.

If this post has a get of some sort, kek will spare you.
If not, you're taking a nap with the fish.

I'll save you with these digits

Salvation denied

greetings from the Imp valley fuck you ass holes we need that water more

I can feel it. The paradigm shift... it is coming

Believe in kek brethren. As above, so below

No. California must be cleansed of degenerates.

Are you Vince? The user who is too large to leave his bed? Hope someone saves his cat

>No.112364788

ITS OVER. BUILD AN ARK OR DIE IN AGONY

I was about to order take out

Petaluma here,
Fix our roads first. They've been shit for years.

Fuck Sacramento.

Cali must drown for MAGA

Pls finish it with a turboquake

if dubba doos, the commiefornia leftist scourge gets washed away in a sea of holy Trump righteousness

NorCal checkin in. Kek be with us and drown the degeneracy once and for all.

MAKE CALIFORNIA GOLDEN AGAIN

Someone should livestream themself being flooded

>For after seven more days, I will send rain on the earth forty days and forty nights; and I will blot out from the face of the land every living thing that I have made.

THE WATER RISES

SHADILAY...KEK IS HERE

Just as God swept away the degeneracy of the ancient world with a flood, so shall Kek wash away the degeneracy that has taken hold of California.

But fear not, once the old blight has been washed clean - we shall reclaim California and make her GREAT AGAIN!

Underrated/10

Hey Texas are you ready for more Californian transplants?

Fuck yes! Drown the non believers! Praise Kek!

re he heally

Digits and OP survives. The last number of the get determines the amount of leftists that will lose their lives.

KEK DEMANDS AN OFFERING OF SHILLS.

LET IT BE SO.

DROWNING THIS STATE.

WITH NO SURVIVORS.

So how far up/down of California will this affect?

You will die a martyr for Kek
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Not far, really. CA is a big state. Just about one city probably

Things fall apart
The center cannot hold

Cry 'havoc' and let slip the dogs of war

We just herd them all into Houston and call it a day.

When you see degenerates begging for kek, but not posting kek images.......

is oroville leftist turf?

Hopefully the dam fails and washes all of the bay area out to sea. My digits confirm.

Kek is not a god of mercy. Kek is a god of justice. Shadilay.

kek is handling other matters right now

Just evacuate then

KEK SPEAKS

KEK WANTS RAID

PRAISE KEK

What have you done?

Oroville is super rural and working class.

NICE

What have you done!?

> I LIVE IN CALI PLEASE CALL OF KEK I AM SORRY
> I LIVE IN CALI PLEASE CALL OF KEK
> I LIVE IN CALI
>I
>LIVE
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You chose your fate.

kek is a god of chaos
not mercy

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>dogs
>not frogs

Trump country really.

>Just evacuate then

If I evacuate the water wins.

O KEK.

Thank ye for destroying that town full of illegal immigrants and tweakers.

Shadilay!

-Faithful Northern Californian.

What have you done?

His wrath is not so easily stayed I'm afraid. Every insult must be repayed in wet normies.

They are expecting one of us at the wreckage brother. The fire rises.

You must perish so that others may live. Your sacrifice will be remembered. All of Cali will be washed away and will drink in the draught of the OCEAN, so says these digits. Praise KEK.

We will remember you during each election cycle.

no

I live in Cali to and I say KILL THEM ALL

where is the earthquake to help cleanse your state of the illegal invaders?

I would guess that it will happen soon since millions of gallons of water are seeping into dried pancake land

>His wrath is not so easily stayed I'm afraid. Every insult must be repayed in wet normies.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Checked.

Kek will not have pity on you.

WITNESSED

California into the sea with digits.

No compromises

It shall be done.

As a californian in the bay area I wish a happening would occur in my area or southern cali.
northern cali doesn't deserve this

Good thing niggers can't swim, checked by the way.

Oroville is full of white trash on heroine and Mexicans.

Sadly they are just moving further North into actual decent country.

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Fuck California.

Dude stop bitching at least you're getting a notice of evacuating. I live in SoCal and when a big earthquake comes there will be no warning.

Pray to Kek to let the liberals perish

Kek offers you salvation OP.

Well I saved your life. You're welcome faggot

You should never have exposed me, friend.

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Where you at brother? I'm in Lincoln, just douth of the danger area.
The wife and I are putting up folks from work. Let me know if you need anything

'South'

The reaper comes for you

Nice

One can dream though...

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all 5 people in placer county must be shitting themselves

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It's not just a small little reservoir.

No! A sacrifice is needed...a big one... PRAISE KEK!!!

Placer county bro here. Everything is nice and comfy. :)

KEK please make this happen.

Kek requires California to be turned into a giant lake so that he can paddle about happily in his amphibious glory. We will honor your memory, user.

Noah flood confirmed for removing degenerates and hippies

Oooo, chinese

At least California will have alot of water now

Praise Kek.

nothing is going to happen

Praise him indeed.

>we don't need the federal government! Calexit!!
>dam bursts
>p-pls help gubmint

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GUYS PLEASE

Which part bro up near Tahoe or down near Roseville?