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Are Jedi's Muslim?
Gnostic
>no tell secret
midichlorians aren't halal
No, they hate sandpeople
Probably, in recent times I relate to the Empire more cause the jedi are exactly like radical Muslims
no, there are Jedi, dumbass
The Jedi religion was based on Daoism.
this
No, they are Jesuits.
The only Muslims in star wars lore live on tatooine
Killing sand people was his first step away from being a Jedi.
>Warrior monk "emissaries" that slaughter the opposite when talks break down
White lotus clan confirmed
and Samuri. George Lucas is a weeb.
Pretty sure theyre like the Shaolin if anything.
no, autists
Progressives=Sith
Democrats=First Order
Republicans=New Republic
Libertarians=Jedi
>Jedi's
"Jedi" is an irregular plural, faggot.
Everyone who is talented is a weeb
Jedi are Jews. They have Secret Council controlling The Republic from shadows. They are even running the wars. However an angry man get's fed up with them and murders them all (never forget!). Then the remnants lead a multicultural rebellion to topple the established order. It's all like in reality. They even have weird beliefs, rituals and think they are chosen by "Force".
i logged in for the first time in years just to call you stupid
Magic warrior monks.
This, this is what Lucas was getting at
Jihedis are Muslim, yes.
The republic was a fucking Weimar degeneracy project and now the force fanatics are set to bring about the empire's reign because they're butthurt about it putting an end to the multicultural circlejerk that was the republic in the first place.
Insurgency will forever be punished. Intergalactic terrorists BTFO. Fuck Obi-Wan Kenobi and his Talibs!
This is pretty redpilled senpai
IRONIC
>logged in
Super Christian
The Sith are redpilled. That's why their lightsabers are red.
Praise kek, this man speaks the truth
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