So JK Rowling has berb running her mouth about how she loves rapefugees so much and I thought of a way to shut her up.
I just tweetee her this:
>Hey @jk_rowling Voldemort never raped children and I dont remember the death eaters throwing gays like Dumbledore off of castle towers
This thread is now a normie meme culture jam thread. For Harry Potter focus of how Voldemort isnt as bad as Mohammad like I did in that tweet.
Voldemort just wants his oppressed minority to be free, he is Martin Luther king of magical negros
technically dumbledore was already dead when he was thrown off the tower
We can tell thst Hermoine wasnt black cause she wasnt collecting welfare from the ministry of magic
Holy SHIT!!!! Thsts avtually how he died fucking MEME this I was just making a joke
One thung Vokdemorts folloeers and Muslims have in common us throwing gsus off of building holy shit the memes write themselves
There is very little from the series that is actually an original idea. She "borrowed" heavily from many medieval, Renaissance, Shakespearean sources. Some even claim she stole directly from the master himself, JRR Tolkien. If you dig deep enough you will see how much of a hack she really is.
Top kek
You don't know that. She wrote that he did unspeakable acts of evil to make some of the horcruxes but she wasn't specific.
Aren't you being a little childish getting mad at her? Why are you wasting your time on children's books?
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Good zingers about Hogwarts having a Magical Wall. Im on mobile right now so I cant contribute but a fubby one could be Dumblefore looking gay or surprised or when he falks out of building with "Atleast Voldemorts followers never threw gays off building. Er wait, Nevermind"...
Another one could show walls-.. China etc ... Many great cultures built walls to kerp out invaders.. Show hogwarts.. Then say now its our turn with a eagle and fksg or something whatever
>She "borrowed" heavily from many medieval, Renaissance, Shakespearean sources.
You are a master of understatement
J/K Rowlings thought process:
>What should I name my werewolf character?
>I have it!
>His first name will be the brother to the founder of Rome (Remus) who sucked at the teat of a female wolf.
>His last name with be an adjective for being wolf-like (Lupine) minus the "e" at the end.
>His code name will be the name of the twin to Remus (Romulus)
Brilliant!
>le nothing original
Let's pretend just for this post that this isn't a political board where this thread was specifically made to complain about a specific authors shit political opinions and the tendency of liberals to use her work in their political analogies
You're pulling critical theory tier faggotry to denounce something on the basis of it not being original, by naming generic sources that practically all of english literature is based on.
You are faggot and should be ashamed of your post.
all of those aren't original either
however they are all much better written than HP
Invasion of normie safe spaces amd this slag keeps running her mouth. Thanks for the tip in the horcruxes we can use that
What did she pick for Romanius?
So ee csn pivot to avtualky both Mobammad and Voldemort were serial child abusers.. Or we can do both eho cares the more thr better with this stuff.
I think it's interesting that the story teaches us that when Dumbledore acted out his sexual orientation, bad things happened -- he in fact was evil.
When he sublimated his homosexual orientation, and devoted his life and talents to being a celibate teacher, he became a great man.
This is consistent with Catholic theology, senpai.
can someone explain to me the appeal of HP?
it seems like the lamest and nerdiest "fantasy" concept ever, it's so boring, and every girl is obsessed with it
school is for people who have not grown up
I actually unironically understand why some would be deeply angered by JK Rowling's decision to inject partisanship into her work. The Harry Potter Series is a major part of many people's childhoods, Left and Right alike. Seeing your childhood fictional hero's being used to spread a partisan message opposing your own can't feel good for anyone. That said they are children's books and people who unironically believe works of juvenile fiction are equitable to logical arguments deserves an avada kadavra.
she is a big influence on normies
imagine if she spoke against the rapefugees
For some reason people have a hard on for magic schools and school settings in general. Just look at anime.
>Some even claim she stole directly from the master himself, JRR Tolkien.
I'm sure she did. The most obvious example is Voldemort's Horcruxes. Bits of his soul stored in inanimate objects designed to tether his soul to the physical world and prevent death. Sound familiar? Literally Sauron's Ring without the power bonus.
I love the harry potter movies and they are super redpilled. Fuck JK Faggot
See It's basically "accepted" western anime, except the movies cast real live actors.
It had some pretty in-depth world building and the magic school concept just happened to catch on.
Also, the first film was incredibly comfy.
I don't care what she stole. Her writing just sucks. The final book was some kind of fucking train wreck.
I never understood why so many animes are set in school either, I avoid them
Because the target audience is children. You stupid emu fucker.
It's because anime is for children. Where do children spend the most of their socializing time? School.
what?
the first film is the worst of the lot
completely unmemorable
normies tried getting me into HP, but there's nothing interesting in it
I'm rather fond of this meme.
Rowling didn't write a single book in the series. She is the person they attributed it to, the books were a test bed for the movie series. Rowling should be lynched.
That's annoying.
Tolkien built whole languages for his works. She (and lots of others) just took dumbed down latin.
but it's such a limiting setting, like keeping them in stasis, instead of letting their minds grow free
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School life in Japan is idealised because that is considered the epitome of one's life. After school, people move into jobs which consume their entire being. They have very little time to enjoy themselves and very little time to socialise.
The Japanese can hardly think of a scenario outside of school in which they would enjoy themselves. Given most of them settle down into loveless marriages early in life, it's their only real time of romantic exploration and their time of greatest intimacy with everything.
After school, they work themselves to the bone until they commit suicide.
Beat me to it, was going to post this.
Anyone tried triggering her with it yet?
That's cool and all but Snape, a death eater, used the avada cadavera curse that killed dumbledore and the curse launched him off of Hogwarts tower.
>technically dumbledore was already dead when he was thrown off the tower
There is nothing wrong with making sure that a queer is dead, and using the double-death method works well.
I would be content if I could drive my fist into Australia and drive it into the depths of the ocean forever.
We should be treating faggots the same way they do in Iran. We should be hanging them from cranes.
Shonen anime are marketed towards Japanese highschoolers. Anime used to be more broad in marketability ranging from mature sci-fi series to shows for elementary school kids.
When the Japanese animation economic bubble busted the only thing keeping it afloat was shonen and slice of life uguu shit, porn and pseudo-porn for shut in men.
Japanese highschoolers love stuff that related to them so Shonen typically always involves highschool even if the show is about ninjas or medieval knights.
It's the only film that focused on the aesthetic and the school setting, which was more interesting than the plot that started kicking in by the third book.
One of his horcruxes is a ring.
I know all that, what I'm saying is why do they keep making so many goddam school animes when they all suck (except azumanga)
come at me sis!
Remember this?
>dailymail.co.uk
I don't think it shows when the shit snapped and sliced a half dozen muzzies in half tho. Good times.
>We should be treating faggots the same way they do in Iran. We should be hanging them from cranes.
Or…… we could build a wall that is very tall in places. That way all the dead queers will be in Mexico and no longer our problem.
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I know all that, but im sure even the kids are bored of school anime by now
Please die from abbo aids.
Because you're full of chinks.
They could be, Attack on Titan doesn't have much of a school setting and One Piece manages to do very well without one.
But at the same time you have shit like Sword Art Online which uses a fantasy setting but utilizes an "it's an mmo" plot device so the characters can still be Japanese highscoolers.
Aussie schools are pretty rough, huh..
Why don't we just spam her and ask why she bought up houses to demolish to expand her garden?
Ask her why she didnt instead build barracks for more refugees since she likes them so much.
You know call her out
just cause it's targeted at children, doesn't mean it has to be set in a school all the bloody time or that it will be popular among kids
it's a marketing meme and I don't think it reflects the audience's tastes
With movies at least, setting them in high schools is ridiculously popular because high school is close to a universal experience. People's home lives, and even their college experiences are basically different with a few similarities, whereas high school and middle school is basically the same for everyone with a few differences.
and no, we weren't bullied by roos and traumatised at school >:(
But Snape was a moderate Death Eater, he was one of the good ones!
Isn't that just a lich though? But liches are undead.
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DELET THIS!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Every artist borrows (see: steals) ideas from others. Don't be a fucking autist
Bad comparison. Voldemort's horcruxes are basically the same thing as a lich's phylactery.
In most sword and sorcery fiction, Lich's retain eternal life by binding their souls to an object, their phylactery, which if destroyed will kill them.
This originates with the lich in a lot of classic sword and sorcery works such as those by Robert E. Howard.
All Rowling did was add in the idea that murder can divide the soul so that you can have multiple horcruxes.
Sauron's Ring isn't a phylactery
idiot, the fag dumbledore did die from being magic-sticked off the tower
There's rumors that she didn't even write the last book
She does explain those unspeakable acts of evil: murder. Each horcrux required a murder.
The whole thing is basically "killing people is the absolute worst thing to do, even in the magical world of wizards". But rape was never even vaguely hinted at, the bad guys are just psychopathic assassins.
Man, it started as a joke, but why do girls love roos so much?
What she mean by this?
Harry Potter faggots are as bad as avocado faggots.
That burning people is fine, as long as they do something you dislike.
>rape was never even vaguely hinted at
Umbridge got raped by all those centaurs. Not even joking. Centaurs are famously rapey; they drag her off screaming; and afterwards she's so terrified of them that she panics at the sound of hoof beats.
Centaur gang rape as punishment. Pretty fucked up desu.
Wasn't just murder, it's murder in cold blood. You don't split your soul revenge killing or killing out of necessity, you had to slay innocence.
>Umbridge
Leftists are so obsessed with comparing everything to HP, I don't understand how they don't see that Umbridge is the Hillary Clinton of the wizarding world.
There were a couple people trying to make the argument that Donald Trump was just like Umbridge, based on the reasoning that both are mean authoritarians who want to punish people. It didn't last long, thankfully.
The smug laughs, the constant lies, how they're both lifetime bureaucrats, Umbridge and Clinton are exactly alike.
>This
This might be the most arrogant thing I've ever seen a person do.
>referencing her own book as some moral high ground akin to the Jesus' lessons in the Bible.
No emus
nicetry/10
Didn't know she was so retarded.
Can somebody make an image that says: What do the Death Eaters and Muslims have in common? They both murder gays by throwing them off of buildings
Tweet her this
>Emus literally 2cool4school
How can Australian men even compete?
Or Death Eaters and ISIS might be a better text.. Or both
>Tolkien
>master
Both of them wear hideous pant suits too. Can meme this plz.. And yeah Rowling acting like she is quoting the Bible is insane.. WWHPD?
I don't remember anyone burning to death in the books.
>when you write some terrible kids books where the only notable thing is the setting and you think you're the fucking king of the universe
People this arrogant need to fucking die, what ever happened to constant improvement upon one's art?
Let's get a hash tag going? Any suggestions?
Also, remember a week ago the brown actress from HP got beaten by her brother cause she was dating somebody who wasn't a Muslim.. We can bury Rowling
Im not defending JK LOLING, but JRR Tolkien did not invent every bit of culture either. The idea of souls being stored in objects actually goes back to lichdom in generic fiction/whatever.
this if you read the books there are atleast 2 or 3 different writers the styles change as the books go on
After book 3 her writings is downhill.
I would like it if any company, anyone with enough pull and cash and stock manipulation buys out all of the intellectual property of jk lolings works and makes a last canon book/movie about of the real humans get wind of this secret society of reality bending magics and declares war on it, imagine mechsuits with anti magic generators, dampening fields and a general feel of james camerons shitty avatar, but this time Humanity wins vs the freaks.
Harry Potter is an extremely annoying and unrealistic protagonist. Kids don't simply don't behave that way. It seemed that from the age of 10 he was looking to make it into sainthood.
Are canadians really this embarrassing?
Go back to where you came from, Muhammad.
Crabbe the 'tard set himself ablaze with 'Fiendfyre' (creative, right?) in the Room of Requirement. Malfoy was the main bully and Crabbe was one of his stooges.
Yes. I fucking live here and so many canadians are fucking embarassing to be around. I can't imagine how bad one with a huge ego would be.
I think the original lich story was Russian. Didn't it also have something to do with Matryoshka dolls?
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Fuckin kek
I dunno man it's very similar, granted Celebrimbor made it an already very powerful object, but Sauron infused a very large amount of himself in it, in what ways would you say it isn't like a phylactery? Granted the concept is foreign to me but try putting it in layman's terms
>nigger tier magic
this is why voldeymort is my hero
... He said, placing himself above 35 million people he hasn't met.