What the fuck is wrong with Asians?

What the fuck is wrong with Asians?

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it's a different culture, get the fuck over it, faggot

Date a couple like I have and you'll never date them again.

They are totally fucking different from white people.

I still have yellow fever so I'll always have sex with them, but damn there is no way I can be with one long term.

This reminds me of that time my sister wanted to have practice sex to prepare for her date. She came home after school one day all flustered and said that her crush would only date her if they had sex after dinner. Mind you she was 16 and this dude was 19 (got held back a few years), while I myself was 11.

She told me to put on a suit,light up some candles on the dinner table and microwave a spaghetti TV dinner. I didn't have a suit so I put on my dad's which was hilariously oversized,even if I was pretty big for my age and did as she asked. I love my sister so I didn't question much but when she wanted to practice kissing after eating I got a little nervous so I backed out a little. We ended up doing that thing the dogs did in Lady & the Tramp which made it a little less awkward.

My sister had never had sex before, and obviously neither had I. She had no real formal sex education (bible belt) but had seen a porno flick after sneaking into the theater last year. I'm guessing that's where her knowledge came from because she had some pretty detailed requests, asking me to take off her bra and rub her breast,and in turn she would take off my pants and poke my weiner. We went to her bedroom and she gently tied me to the frame with her bra and took off her underwear. I didn't know what was going on and I didn't have any real sexual attraction to my sister but I got a slight chubby and she got on top of me and slid it in her vagina. She told me that she'd do all the work because I didn't know how and kinda started jumping up and down on my semi.This scared my penis a bit so it became flaccid and she was tired from all the movement so she kinda just laid on top of me with my penis in her for about thirty minutes before she told me to release. I thought she meant pee because I didn't know how to ejaculate yet so I peed inside her and then she cancelled her date because she thought sex was gross.But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

East Asians are white.

If you don't like that, you probably aren't white yourself.

well, what is wrong with them then?

Fucking gooks are subhuman. We shouldn't have stopped at Nagasaki. We should have nuked every single city and village in east asia and wipe these disgusting animals out.

They smell funny and the Jap's food is bland.

what the FUCK am I reading?

This 100%.

I was deployed in Japan and Korea. They are just weird. Asian culture in general promotes being introverted, but girls tend to be a weird cross between social and shy. Just like any other girls they like strong, handsome dudes except, and this goes back to them being weird, when it actually comes time for sex they act like they don't like it. In fact, they act like they are dying or are in pain during sex. Then when you wake up they like you again.

They're fucking weird.

I have no problems with what they eat, only how they prepare it, boiling dogs, live seafood, etc. animals deserve basic rights, kill them (humanly) before cooking them, I'd be lieing if I said I wouldn't try dog meat once in my life

That's kind of hot senpai

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>when it actually comes time for sex they act like they don't like it. In fact, they act like they are dying or are in pain during sex.
this is my fetish tho

That was actually a cool story. Congrats, fag, you live another day.

>jap food is bland
take it back

Nothing, he's just inferior and knows it. Poor little guy, thinks he deserves to live...

Did you continue practicing afterwards?

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You eat white rice and radishes every day in your bento boxes, sure isn't bland.

Did I mention they are a corpse in bed too? They don't like un-orthodox stuff either, and as a westerner you might consider something normal and they definitely will not. Anal, foot stuff, swallowing, etc. are some examples of stuff they won't do.

fucking copypasta

But the real question is did you enjoy it?

Plants are still alive too. Cabbages in grocery stores experience circadian rhythms.

smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/your-fruits-and-vegetables-can-tell-day-from-nightand-even-get-jet-lag-1424660/

I disagree,while the wall might be seen as an expense it certainly will bring many benefits from moral,giving the americans a sense of security and pride (like a hoover dam)and therefore boost the economy,to practical like the Israeli border that has proven to be useful and certainly worth it in terms of criminality.

>tfw when you'll never get to have awkward practice sex with your sister, why live?

Should have said "uh could you not"

Can verify this.

Damn dude, I banged a few Jap chicks in uni, as well as some in Taipei. From my experience Asian chicks pretend to be modest about sex but then are actually closet nymphos.

That being said, most wear padded bras>_> and beware of doggy style, unless you're into bruising your legs on a bony ass. But they also tend to be tight as fuck

Constant overpopulation has made sure that existing hierarchies have continued pretty much unchallenged for centuries if not milleniums. People in the middle ages ate anything and everything and were very cruel to eachother. After Black Death had wiped 1/3 of the population out there was a laborers market which did not only mean that the previously unshaken power structures became challenged but also brought forth a change in culture. Western stife towards capitalism and equality under law all were ideas that can be traced back to post-apocalyptic aftermath of the Black Death.

You just reminded me of all the vegetarians I know who have no problem eating octopus

Makes my blood boil

Haha

Post maor Asian qt3.14s

Nothing. Smarter than us desu.

What the fuck is wrong with Whites

Nobody cares that all your sexual experience with Asians come exclusively from porn.

You think that's bad?

So this is what Sup Forums has come to...

have you ever considered maybe your cock is too big, tyrone?

Tight I agree with. Other than that I wish I could've found the same Asian girls you screwed because I was honestly better off going to a graveyard it was so boring. They'd lay flat on their back, legs would be up, and I'd just go to work. I'm not exaggerating when I say I sometimes contemplated putting on ear protection because the noises they made sounded like they were fighting for their life. I originally thought they were being generous, but if that was the case there must be a lot of generous women in Japan.

Not enough Jesus.

nigger what

REAVE ASIAN ARONE

>I finished my first year of college: the post

And people in the west eat baloney sandwiches for lunch.

Are you really going to judge the culinary achievements of a country based on cheap lunches people have at school/work?

youtube.com/watch?v=fGLABm7jJ-Y

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard

>not an argument: the post

>Asians

I'm white and am 6 inches and some change, that ain't big. Average or maybe above average, and I'd honestly say above average is being a little polite to myself.

Watch amateur Jap porn and you'll see I'm telling the truth.

That's cause you only slept with military whores.

The average asian penis is less than 5 inches, your penis is literally to big for the standard they're used to.

Sticking your genitals in people asses or all over their feet is disgusting you fucking degenerate. Again stay away from the military whores.

We dont give a fuck about animals, that's why we don't have niggers, spicsand arabs overrunning our country.

Whites are fucking retarded.

TFW you found out what race you really were.

we are just like you gweilo

That's actually Korea, not China.

>that last sentence

It's not the length that matters, it's the girth.

>Be roughly average length
>Need to wear XL's anyway because it's too fucking thick
>Even women who have given birth before gasp when I put it in
>Have actually been turned down before because they saw the size and NOPE'd the fuck out

Is it wrong if this gave me a boner?

That doesn't make any sense. If they are whores why aren't they used to getting dicked? I guess they could've been pretending but ALL of them were pretending? Seems like a stretch if you ask me.

Show me a chart, I don't believe that there has ever been an official penis measuring for races.

this is my new fav copypasta

what the fuck

>But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

>I didn't know how to ejaculate yet so I peed inside her

At least you didn't fart.

>But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

ilu

Please PLEASE tell me there's more things edited in this way, i'm in tears over here.

>But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

I'm just breaking your balls. I worked in Japan for 4 years, used to live in Chiba and Yokohama. Usually the one's that go for foreigners, especially for military, are the worst; they are either crazy or societal rejects. Also, not every girl there is a wet fish (maguro, as they call it) I've been with girls that were pretty nuts when it came to fucking, but yeah a lot of them are like that.

>CukLoL

Asia muthafucka, there is no understanding it

Lack of Neanderthal admixture

FUCKING CITRUS RANGER 2nd best behind LET ME SPAWN

Dated 4 asian grills and fucked 6 of them here.

They are qts. Especially if they're blended with a little bit of Spanish.

I respect certain things about asians. I like that they value education, hate ghetto mentality, and work hard. They also are extremely racist and hate black people.

Horrible to date one long term though. Anybody who marries an asian grill is a fucking nut case. They are extremely shallow people in the abstract sense. Like they don't explore different philosophies or anything like that. They really just care about making a lot of money, getting educated, traveling, and buying shit.

That's it. If you ask them the meaning of life they will tell you "travel, work, fun" completely unironically.

Most charts I've found put asians at a size much smaller than whites and blacks "slightly" bigger than whites

collegetimes.com/sex-dating/average-penis-size-countries-around-world-finally-revealed-93345

>ID

They have approximately as much as the French. The difference is that they also have the most Denisovan DNA.

yo wtf happened here?

Top tier post, would read again.

I'm currently fucking a Korean. The sex thing ends two roots in - but the fact emotions/child like demeanor thing crops up occasionally.

Kek BTFO

I guess you don't like octopus.

hot

>CukLoL

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White people have souls, Asians don't.

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