OH FUG

Zuma, you gone fucked up.

Trump phoning Zuma today...

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>zuma

literally who?

Trump was playing golf the weekend with SA Golf champ (White guy) Ernie Els, along with the Japanese President... oooohh fug, did Trump get Red Pilled?

King nigger of South Africa.

>american edecation

African version of Trump

Why the hell would he be phoning Zuma?

>telecon

wtf is that?

Teleconference, probably, but who knows with these nogs.

Telephone Conference

Danish education.

Telephone conference

>Trump: Zuma, is your refrigerator running?
>Zuma: no
>Zuma: :(

conference implies more than two parties, yes? probably a "white speak" interpreter. our president never went to high school remember.

Obligatory-

youtube.com/watch?v=FfDJ6CZGee0

This is what it's like when whites become minorities in their own countries.

dude what

Make no mistake, despite the shit you might hear Trump is 100% our guy. Trumps got your back here in some form or fashion.

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Why phone him though? Zuma is a fucking Chinese commie nigger who wants Whites destroyed.

>yfw it's to negotiate the transfer of white boer refugees to America

>their own

gold probably. it's always gold with us.

HOLY FUCK PLEASE BE REAL

Kek wills it

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OHNRABUL DOHNALD

>shieeeeeeeet

> the phonecall that will save the afrikaners

Cheeky

Wait they actually made Zuma the President? What the fuck.

>anc are literal communists

this is one thing i'll never get
it's the height of the cold war but we gave up our colonies to all these literal gommies

fug

700+ charges of corruption later. they lived to regret it. live and learn, hey?

>Jacob Zuma is a polygamist who has been married six times[164][165] and in 2012 The Daily Telegraph estimated Zuma to have 20 children

>estimated

new flag soon boys

>zuma

isn't that beer for chicks?

We're basically a single-party state right now so all he had to do was win over the rest of the ANC.

they're more socialist. the SACP (one of the older communist parties) is part of their alliance but largely useless.

No... it can't be.

Trump on SA in 2015..

As I have long been saying, South Africa is a total - and very dangerous - mess. Just watch the evening news (when not talking weather).

You are basically fucked

Long live Mandela as dumbfucks would say, eh ?

said the burger to the norweigian

Kek

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better off than france, i'm afraid to say.

Safe zones in South africa incoming

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it's a conference using your telephone

Please, don't exagerate, your country died with the end of the apartheid, mine is just in the hospital for a general cancer

Honruble Membuh! You may not take my sides!
Giv them bek!
Pay bak the sides!

"Ernie Els played golf with Donald Trump and the internet is not stoked"

thesouthafrican.com/ernie-els-played-golf-with-donald-trump-and-the-internet-is-not-stoked/

Kek has blessed you vriend

it's sad though. in both cases.

i worked for a frenchy once, best boss i ever had :'(

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Well shit if he plays golf with fucking Ernie Els that means he gets more red pilled about the shit here than any other president can..

Holy fucking, it's the habbenin..

needs a better looking springbok.

He seems very aware of the situation so maybe he'll command Zuma to do better

>Honruble Membuh!
holy shit i kek'd at those vids

mg.co.za/article/2017-02-08-a-south-african-link-to-trumps-inner-circle

dailymaverick.co.za/article/2017-01-17-president-trump-sas-white-rights-white-knight/#.WKGl8G996Uk

businesstech.co.za/news/government/157047/donald-trump-set-to-call-zuma-on-monday/

ewn.co.za/2016/11/09/donald-trump-on-sa

southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/south-africa-is-oppressed-donald-trump/

>77
Send them to California
Also, why am I rangebanned?

What about the Anglos?
My pops was Rhodesian.

>Trump set to call Zuma

No that's not what's going to happen

unfortunately, that will never happen.

it's about gold or mining, i can almost guarantee it.

YA ZUMA FUCKED UP

China will annex us if he tries to rescue the tax payers desu.

Don't think China would want to directly fuck with Trump in that way.

>Someone post the list of things Trump will never do

Have a little faith, my heavy.

We won't leave you guys behind. Regardless of ancestry we both got fucked by the bongs.

make south africa white again

Every time i'm lurking in these threads I'm glad my parents moved when they did

PLEASE KEK

speaking of a trump call, does someone know what happened between trudeau and trump last days in the call/meeting?

Wasn't Zuma found guilty for siphoning billions out of the govt for his personal estate?

Ja they wouldn't give him an excuse to gas the commies, but a man can dream.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Ernie Els?

Also,
>South African intellectuals
youtu.be/nqNa6992ih4

It's a joint call between Trudeau and Zuma, Zuma has to send all the whites here to Canada, and Trudeau must arrange it all with Zuma.

Millions, but he said he'd pay it back so it's all good apparently.

Ernie Els, huge golf champ, super wealthy, homes everywhere, lives in Cape Town most of the time, I believe.

Trump-Trudeau hasn't happened yet. I think it's either today or tomorrow.

thesouthafrican.com/the-top-10-south-african-inventions/

Pretty sure its billions broer

Ayye Lmao

>tfw just got back from Joburg
God I love how weak the rand is kek

All done during Apartheid
>What a coincidence!

Make it happen boys.

DELET THIS

You are going to get nuked, there wont be any flag left.

you probably lived like a king, hey?

Shit, meant for

Yeah kek. I like how Sandton is the richest in the whole continent but was like a cheaper uptown Dallas.

It was fun though. Soooo many police checkpoints.

Our GDP is billions breh, not even Mugabe's at that level.

the traffic is sandton is shit. i would rather die than sit in that traffic everyday. FUCK that.

Oh and to SA's credit, your beer was kick ass. Loved Castle Milk Stout and the likes.

>visible policing
wat

kek, that's a kaffer beer mate.

Gautrain?

yea this

Are you sure you went to South Africa ?

That's wog beer but it is pretty good desu

Take that back, I drink Black Label, fool.

Yeah that looks like Gautrein, kek.

Hey I enjoyed it no matter what. Beer anywhere is better than American beer.

enca.com/south-africa/president-zuma-has-paid-back-the-money

>Get R248
>Pay back 7.8
Hmmm, I really can`t think any hard than I already am.

>Traffic a shit

Are you black?

where are you fags?

Helderbergfag checking in.

You really fail to understand Trump then. 90% of people here still do. I assure you he is putting him on notice. I really doubt he gives a damn about gold in South Africa.