"We have a president capable of standing in the rain and saying it was a sunny day"

>"We have a president capable of standing in the rain and saying it was a sunny day"

This man is fucking brilliant.

Every day is sunny when you're a winner.

Agreed. All drumpkins can lick on my 9 inch bbc ;)

Yay John Oliver! Don't let the fact that you've been proven to be undoubtedly full of shit and wrong, time and time again, to stop you from being a voice to those who enjoy running from reality! Good on you, m9 :D

>ELLO AND WELCOME TO DAILY SHOW
>*applause*
>NOW BEFORE WE KICK THINGS OFF I WANNA TALK ABOUT DONALD TRUMP
>*raucous laughter*
>DONALD TRUMP-
>*raucous laughter*
>DONALD TRUMP IS-
>*raucous laughter*
>-AN IDIOT
>*raucous applause, standing ovation, people throwing Peabody awards*

EEEIIIITTTT CURRENT YEEEAAAHHRRR!

I love you father

Reading from his Global Warming script?

Nothing but blue skies babe.
keep your gloomy raining days at the door.

/thread

Lmao read that in his slimey limey voice

I wish this faggot would invite based piers Morgan on his show and gets destroyed.

Anyone got the screenshot of the post by the psychologist who studied the show format and rhythm?

>They deduced that it is in fact a verifiable form of brainwashing with the short time in between a "fact" with a joke, cue audience laughter, quickly repeat...

>a month ago the US government has an aneurysm about Russian hackers and how they influenced the elections, put out no evidence to back up the claim and eventually the media shuts up about it because it didn't happen
>now current year man complains that trump is "lying" about illegals voting for Hillary.

No he's a moron, and his audience would laugh at anything as long a Drumpf or Republican is in the punchline.

What Oliver fails to mention is that for the last 8 years the media were more than happy to report that it was a sunny day. Suddenly, they now feel an obligation to actually be journalists.

>based piers Morgan
what
Piers was a HUUUUUUUUUUGE cuck on CNN
Why am I findout out he's suddenly """conservative"""?

this is actually so satisfying to watch, liberals are getting so bent out of shape I love, there is 4 fucking years of this haha

stay mad jew boy

He was always conservative. He's just anti-guns, and usually obnoxious.

waaah dada drumpf never lies >:(

>We have a president

"we"
i thought he's a brit?

>No he's a moron
Doesn't make him incorrect.

>"We have a president capable of standing in the rain and saying it was a sunny day"

At least Trump is capable of standing.

>conservative
>antigun

That term doesnt mean what you think it means over here

Hitchen's ended the audiences of these shows years ago

>brainwashing
Source?

Oh I didn't know adalia was doing comedy now. She looks a lot different.

Because He was a winner on the apprentice

Piers Morgan is a conservative on every single point except guns. That's pretty much all there is to it.

But he's also a prick and you should keep him in your country forever because we don't want him here.

The point of the video, Steven, was that words are losing their meaning.

Anti-intellectualism lead to anti-science lead to politics of feels lead to post-fact world.


The RNC is demonstrably not an ideologically conservative organization.

We don't want your trash here either.

It doesnt matter what a conservative is in England my dude. You cannot be a true American conservative and be antigun. Its like the central premise of American conservatism.

Do you people actually not get it?

Do we watch the same show?

Proxy shills alive and well. Don't you guys ever get tired?

1) whyd you call me steven

2) I dont disagree. The RNC is full of RINOs.

>John Oliver thought terrorist attacks in France wouldn't happen
>Paris attacks happened

>Oliver thought Brexit wouldn't happen
>Brexit happened

>Oliver thought Trump wouldn't be president
>Trump is now president

What else is Current Year Man going to be wrong on?

You disagree with me, therefore you must be paid to think like that!

do you pay attention to it?

ShariaBlue is funding him and pushing for his acceptance by the conservative crowd.

Piers isn't 'in' on it, he's just happy to get attention again.

hahaha Drumpf BTFO

But by replying to him, the make the thread more visible

>You cannot be a true American conservative and be antigun.

So Rudi Giuliani is a communist? Carlos Curbelo is a liberal? Bob Dold, Scott Rigel and Peter King are all socialists?

There are plenty of American conservatives who support gun control. This is because gun control is merely one issue amongst many. It is not the only political issue and it is not a defining political issue.

For the record, in 2013 the Senate heard a bill that would require background checks for all firearms. It was defeated because four Democrats opposed it. Mark Pryor (D-Arkansas), Max Baucus (D-Montana), Mark Begich (D-Alaska) and Heidi Heitkamp (D-North Dakota) all opposed gun control. That does not make them conservatives.


Tough titty. You have him, you're keeping him.

As a britbong, I actually 100% agree with you. I consider myself republican rather than conservative, albeit in the USA it is pretty interchangeable, in Britbong, Republicans would dominate.

oh man, someone really missed the mark on this one.

>Shareblue-rename-before-posting

KILL YOURSELF MAY ALLAH MAKE ORPHANS OUT OF YOUR CHILDREN

kek
cant wait for 2020 when shillary dies on live tv

you and I both m8, it will be the best wank of my life.

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Mightiest of KEKS

Yes pretty much.

The citizen soldier yeoman is the central and vital component of literally any strain of American conservatism.

Without the uninfringed right to bear arms there is no such person. There are only classes and politics. With the 2nd Amendment, there arent even other Amendments except in the Academic sense.

How in gods name can you be conservative if you have no interest in preserving the most fundamental tenet or any of the ideas of American conservatism?

This is why literally no one respects the opinion of Euros when they try and suggest that Americans are not free, or that they enjoy just as many freedoms as we do. And that you cannot grasp this boggles my mind.

ayyy also our Republicans wouldnt try an ban all your porn.

why would anybody wear those wtf

>implying it can't rain while it's sunny

these gosh darn slippery fingers of mine

>1) whyd you call me steven

Sometimes, user, trolls employ a meme in which they name an user based in the flag of the poster (i.e. Sweden = Anders).

Steven just so happens to be the name of my father, the most American man in these United States.

>that's the joke

Jesus you are autistic as fuck even by Sup Forums standards.

>hes never seen it be sunny and rain before
its rare but it does happen

lol

it was raining, raining lib tears.

>they deduced that it is in fact a verifiable form of brainwashing

source?

It's even funnier in his voice because it's literally what happens.

I haven't seen the proven undoubtedly full of shit and wrong part, care to fill me in?

That broke the shoddy dam the conservatives built.

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I suppose that's high praise by Sup Forums standards.

They didn't deduce shit. It's not verified for fuck. Some retard took psychology 101 and concluded something they didn't like was brainwashing. Find me someone who actually know what the fuck they are talking about, not some screen cap of an autist claiming to have a biased intelectual discussion with his friend that, in all likelihood, does not exist

>verifiable form of brainwashing

This is hard to say there was a movie making style that constantly stuck to brainwashing techniques years ago. People throw this shit into their work all the time.

>same opinion is parroted over and over
Yeah, there are opinions repeated. Yours. The left's.
And we don't have to argue like you think in if you don't give one in the first place, dumbass.

Sure, Oliver has a political agenda but I haven't caught him lying to date.

Have you?

commiefornia cant find water and they're the west coast, and when they do get water their infrastructure is in ruins because they spent all the money on LGBQBBQWTF rights parades.

He lives in the US.

Has a wife and everything.

theres always sun you huge homosexual
no matter if theres rain, there's always a sun during the DAY you sad piece of faggot

Still means Trump should be kicked out of office at the earliest convenience.

like clockwork

John Oliver is subhuman

I actually lol'd to his infomercials desu

It's Always Sunny in Washington

>not knowing what a /leftypol/ is

this reads like someone whos never actually been on Sup Forums

>never heard of a sunshower

>DONALD TRUMP IS SO DUMB
>[audience laughs and claps]
>I MEAN COME ON, 'MUSLIMS R EVIL, JESUS IS GOOD' GIVE ME A BREAK
>[audience members begin to cry while clapping]
>TRUMP COULD LOOK AT THE SKY AND SAY 'IT'S GREEN' I MEAN COME ON
>[multiple audience members approach the stage]
>ARE WE STILL LIVING IN THE DARK AGES? MUSLIMS ARE HUMAN BEINGS!
>[half the audience.is laying facedown on the stage floor humming in a low tone]
>IT'S
>[the pitch of the humming increases as more cover the stage with their own bodies]
>TWENTY SEVENTEEN
>[the hum becomes too high for adults to hear but shatters the camera lens and damages children's ears]

Meanwhile in Ollie's basement....

>Trump is so powerful the forces of nature such as bad weather don't affect him one bit

PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR

kys

You mean Last Week Tonight?

It doesn't matter. They're all the same to me.

I find "commiefirnia" funny due to the fact that I remember California under republican governatorship for quite some time. How did it fall so fast? Why isn't North Carolina (recognized as a quasi democracy) recognized as North Commielina?

Sup Forums is an echo chamber, and if you honestly don't think so then you are dumber than a bag of bricks

This. Current Year Man should visit Hawaii.

>it's impossible for it to rain while it's sunny

Tip top kek, has this fucker never seen rainbows outside of the degenerate flags being toted in his cliques?

>doesn't believe his lying eyes

What is a sunshower?

two weeks behind cuck is still two wait three weeks behind. amiright?

>Sup Forums is an echo chamber, and if you honestly don't think so then you are dumber than a bag of dicks.
ftfy

Your not fooling anyone brock and come up with you own memes

John Oliver is literally brainwashing propaganda.
Pic related. Eat shit, OP. You faggot shill.

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A fucking cross

Why did the media put a Brummie as the spokesperson of liberal propaganda?

>cant rationally process information while receiving them simultaneously
>because of the sharp quip

Are you retarded?
This is not quantum physics
What kind of autists are you that you need a pause to accept or discard simple concepts?

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pics or gtfo

>Thinks John Oliver is brilliant
>subjugated leafboy to the Crown

fuck off