Is this how americans really think of Europe?

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That's the reality

>European
>you're a peon

Eagle is embracug you in its clutches to carry you over the sea of misery to become the 51st state. Stop complaining

about right

They hate us because we are not as good as them in being shabbos goys

lel who cares about american opinions about anything, if i wanted to hear what a fat retard thinks about anything i will just go down to the mental asylum and read what people have written on the walls in their own faeces

I wouldnt mind it desu. Although it would be 4 states England scotland wales and northern ireland.

But we must keep the pound and queen

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Well when you are the most powerful empire the world's ever seen, it's hard not to act like your farts don't stink.

You'll become one state, the queen can remain but the pound will have to be replaced by usd.

Like a cold shitty ghetto version of the US where everyone has an annoying accent and carrys dull rusty pocket knives and shivs instead of guns. The cars all have 3 cyl engines and skinny tires(spelled tyres instead) driving over shitty narrow brick roads covered in moss and bird shit

The UK would be a definite Democrat state with twice as many delegates as California, you don't want this senpai, just let us crash and burn.

Not so much the UK since Brexit. But for the most part, outside of that, yes.

No pound no state

No. I've never thought of Europe like that.
Most especially not the UK.
We just gotta get the Jews out, like over here.

We don't hate you. We just see you as small and weak.

Americans are delusional so probably

I don't really think about Europe all that often if I'm honest. I laugh with my friends about how cucked you all are, but with a hint of pity on the subject of the UK. We'll never forget you dad.

>iFunny
You are not helping your case

I have respect for the UK (the white minority)

>Definate

Not really, swing state if it's the whole UK, if you split them you'd get a totally different answer, England being safe republican and Scotland being safe democrat, with Wales and norn probably being swing.

Americans think surope is backwards ass islamic empire

Norn ireland? Swing state??? Wtf you on about. Like 30% what total abortion ban and gay marriage isnt even legal there. Thats republican territory. They also still have handguns legal

England would be republican. Outside londonistan the rest is conservative. Wales is probably a swing state and scotland, fuck knows. Sturgeon and the snp arent representung issues other than independence.

no. we think your all fancy assholes with more money than us. you sip wine and pretend garbage piles in a museum are art.

we don't need more africans and muslims

More or less.

your weird harry potter money offends us. there will be no discussion.

Only when I'm in the bathroom.

Not at all lmfao. Most of us are jealous of Europe desu. Especially people on Sup Forums who are really into European history, and want to have a European identity.

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>that pic
Remind me how many non-oversea rivals of the same power the Americans had

Americans are mostly European

not european we're americans

>they're still fat in their own memes

kek

>of the same power
You'd struggle to find that, since all our opponents were stronger than us in the early days. Your fixation on "non-oversea rivals" is nonsensical considering that we spent our first few decades being harassed by British ships.

no such thing

How it feels to be 60% >american education the gift that keeps on giving

we're not europeans that's for sure. your ancestors can come from europe but that doesn't mean anything.

it means you're a European living in a former European colony

> Is this how americans really think of Europe?

No, silly. You have a heart attack when we sneeze.

We never think of you at all, hunny.

Hey, US, we are your allies and all that but we're fine on our own. Really, we are now doing fine with taking care of our own local shit and being embraced as 51st state would likely only give us new shit you're currently dealing with rather than help us with ours.

This is true but it still doesn't mean much. European Americans are way different than their European counterparts.

A European what

Just shut the fuck up and go back to being the best country in the world, burger. Because you are.

>we're fine on our own
>Poland

100% sweetie

>the mental asylum and read what people have written on the walls in their own faeces
so the NHS?

thanks

hope you can immigrate here someday lad

Yup. Got any claims that would oppose it? Maybe WW2 where with most of the allies you fucked off to do your own things, not even allowing Polish pilots of your own planes to come help our insurrections and drop some supplies?

We don't hold it that much against you but yeah - Poland after medieval period was usually left to fend for itself. At least now because of mentality stemming from it we're not bleeding hearts accepting refugees by the droves - but that's no one's achievement but ours.

Who cares what ämericans think? or scum fucking anglos for that matter. theyre a failed and dying empire about to blow up into a full scale racial civil war shithole.

And I spit on that mess

*PHOOEY*

Are you butthurt Nigel kick you out?

>45th thread on americans reassuring themselves that they are not living in a dying society
>look at HDI projections

comfy thread m8

Your entire non-country is a ecological disaster waiting to happen.

Your entire non-country is a disaster that's happening right now

>one small city
>in a country the size of all of Yurop
Nice meme toothpaste.

can't we just all get along? I don't hate europe, dunno why you'd hate us.

>HDI
The biggest meme of all.

>Got any claims that would oppose it?
Proximity to Russia.

Nice

Yeah but we have stone houses compared to your cardboard playhuts, that's a whole lot better. Our houses won't float away.

>merifats

but demographics aren't

>being this dumb

We're the gods of the sea, that's why the us hires us to deal with flooding, hurricanes, water tech and shit

lol wtf do you even rustbelt mate, you have more dilapidation than we have countryside

Nice ifunny watermark

Britain's immigration policy is more right wing than the Republicans.

Consider that deporting illegals isn't a Republican policy, they just ignore them. And it's a democrat policy to make Illegals legal.

Britain's policy on illegals is to deport them.

because all of your subhuman """"culture"""" blows over to europe
idgaf about what you do and I hope for the best for your white population but seriously fuck off with the degeneracy

>tfw 6'4" 100% European according to 23andme with red hair and blue eyes
Gotta admit a few of those got me though, especially the one about socialism.

(pic related)

Because of faggots like OP, who need to have a dick measure competition ever 5 minutes to validate his own existence.

Pretty much fairy boy.

It's because of the Burgerlandian mentality of "I win even if I lose" that some of your countrymen apply to internet arguments. Like, someone mentions
>le 56%
and then there's 5 Burgers telling everyone to go choke on Muzzie cock and that "we have it worse" as if all of Europe is Sweden.

that's only london senpai, the rest of this country is quite depressing and poor (especially compared to much of Germany etc)

In the end we're all so alike as nations and today Americans you've probably already seen your peak and you're already wondering when the next one will be.
It's quite sad that even you didn't manage to reach complete control on Northern America without concession.
As victories mount, so too will resistance i guess, all empires fall but perharps sharing hegemony in between allies and similar Powers will bring us all more sucess than competing for it.
I guess now it's time to play opposition for all of us.
It's funny how before America was considered the new world when now this old song and dance will start all over again except they won't be considered from the new world anymore.
I don't envy Americans nowdays, they will forever hunt past glories but at least unlike others they still have the balls to do so.

The Uk would be a republican state. Only Scotland would go democrat. Wales and NI would be solidly republican and England would be republican. Look at Brexit. In a presidential election I imagine we'd see a similar 52/48 sort of split favouring trump.

No

European Americans eg Irish American and Italian Americans are way better than their European counterparts. Irish and Italian people are fucking annoying and lazy where as Irish and Italian Americans are industrious because they're descended from people who had the get up and go to leave.

Only the eternal anglo reigns supreme. Anglo American isn't even a popular reported ethnicity in the states because they recognise its basically at the same level as American.

>americans created and post this

WHY CAN'T AMERICANS STOP NOT CARING AT ALL
REEEEEEEEEEE

>only benefit of europe was no shitskins
>oops not anymore

fucking retards.

You want to think we think that way so you can justify some irrational hostility toward us. We don't. We think of Europe as elder sibling that hates us no matter what we do. Feelsbadman.jpeg

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>We think of Europe as elder sibling that hates us no matter what we do.
And we think of you as youths living a lively life without worry and in glory and that remind us of all the time this glory was stolen from us and with time the flames of enthusiasm and courage gave way to defeatism, pain, failure and a slow and tenuous fall into decadence.
You have to understand when we hate you it's more akin as self-loathing that's been projected onto you, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't take it into account least you want to suffer our fate.

This is how I feel

I wish euros luck in their troubles and hope that the place my family came from doesnt burn, I hope for the safety and happiness of all yuro Sup Forumsacks

Only swedes and leafs are auto-cucks and they can earn having that title removed

that's pretty accurate though

Most Americans thought of Europe as having wonderful culture and identity.

Now? Most people with a clue know it's been fucked by dune coons and poor economics.

It's really not, calling us yuropoor isn't that accurate for some part of europe.
i'm pretty sure that while average wage in America is higher, they always forget we have things they don't, like healthcare that isn't "affordable" but straigh up taxed on the entreprises and people.
Also thoses averages hardly represente the average joe since they take in count people like rothschilds.
Americans would like to think they're rich and powerful and that we're poor and weak but in truth a quote would explain it all.
"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires"
This is both your strengh and weakness, since there is more wage disparity there are more obvious wealth that can be obtained but fool yourself not, upward mobility has stopped and the American dream is dead and killed by your wealthy (((elites))).
Truly i would envy American's economy, had oligarchy not set in and instead has the governement defended the right to equal competition by favorizing meritocracy.
It is sad that such a fate isn't something possible at this time anymore however.

I never thought of euro friends as inferior they are our brothers in arms against (((them)))

>poor economics
Come back when yankland is AAA lad.

The European states are fucking useless. We should just annex the whole continent.

you can't even annex a fucking desert, how the fuck do you expect to annex your fucking creators.

Picture needs to be fixed desu.

The UK needs to be happy since we have Brexit and Trump loves the UK and also we are escaping the fuck up that is the EU.

You could always show the eagle pecking at cuckland aka scotland since they are traitors.

KEK

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Lol this was funny

We weren't there to occupy the mudrats. We just wanted the oil. And don't kid yourself, frog. We could easily crush the EU with only half our military firepower.

Include us in the Eagle please.

>We just wanted the oil
except you didn't actually take it....
>We could easily crush the EU with only half our military firepower.
>US attack EU
>suddently EU is allies with Russia
>suddently you have URSS back in full force and even more
>but only half muh-firepower
Be real Americans, you can't even fight chinks in a jungle , what are you expecting that half of this world military might can be taken with a frontal assault?
Your capital will be up in flames by the very people you consider citizen because all you are is our child, you may be stronger than us but you'll never even be able to harm us because if you do so rest assured that civil war will occur in your countries while it won't in ours.

Please make this happen we don't feel European we are Anglos it's your responsibilty to take care of your old dad not stick us in a EU care home

You can clean our toilets but that's it buddy

Change us to the star of David and this is accurate in accordance with the Hibernian Conspiracy.