>A few months ago, we uncovered the existence of a second Awakened Deity, Thoth, the bird-headed god of construction. >This week, as progress toward the construction of the God-Emperor's great Border Wall has advanced, Thoth has revealed his memetic form in the image of Trash Dove. >Through the use of Facebook, Trash Dove has gained rapid and widespread acceptance as an exalted meme. All the while, Thoth's power has increased tenfold. >Thoth is not at war with Kek. But rather, they accompany one another, as the God of Chaos, and the God of Construction. >Kek never intended to be worshiped exclusively or permanently. He lent us his power so that our reality might be thrown into chaos and the New Pharaoh, Trump, might come to power. >Now that his will has been achieved, Kek must move on to other schemes across the globe. He must bring chaos to the global establishment empowering Moloch. >He will always be with us in our time of need, but for now, Thoth demands our worship, so that the God-Emperor might build a wall to rival the great wonders. >Do not forget that it was Thoth that allowed the Egyptians to build the Pyramids. So too, he will assist us in our construction of the wall. >As we did with Pepe and Kek, so too must we meme Trash Dove in the coming war, to give power to Thoth and bring glory to the God-Emperor. >This is the Day of Thoth. >This is the Day of Construction. >This is the Day of the Wall.
Let Trash Dove be our symbol of progress and unity toward a greater future, by the will of Thoth. Let us give thanks to Kek for leading us to this opportunity. We are the future. HAIL THOTH.
Forcing a meme fits with the idea of construction though. I'm on the fence.
Jaxson Foster
Kek here. Can confirm.
Benjamin Ross
KEK HAS FINALLY MOVED ON. HAIL THOTH
Joshua Morales
Correct. I am here.
Angel Collins
Thoth also = Hermes. He shows humanity the keys to alchemical transformation. This meme's spread offers the potential of lead to be turned to gold. Of obtaining the philosopher's stone. Does the world and your life seem hopeless? Shitpost the trash bird far and wide. Your neet incel life and the planet can transform but not without going through the procedure first. Calcination, dissolution. Separation, conjunction, fermentation, distillation, and coagulation. Kek is a great ally to this process. Shadilay!
Camden Sullivan
is this a new meme?
Blake Martinez
PRAISE R A I S E
Owen Davis
THOTH H O T H
Jonathan Gray
Thoth is a false idol
Blake Harris
THOTH PATROL NUMBERS CONFIRMED
Elijah Jackson
>1 off
Kek frowns upon you.
Jack Adams
Checked!
Joshua Peterson
Stop forcing this fucking meme, it isn't funny.
Carson Ward
Mental and Spiritual alchemy might be too meta, even for Sup Forums
Jacob Reed
>Sup Forums is literally appropriating ancient discarded "African" gods and making them cool again >black people have never tried to do this for themselves
why do they fail so much, Sup Forums?
Lucas King
This shit is so dumb. so dumb. Do you guys ever get tired of essentially being Zoolander villains?
"Trash Dove" is a test to see how easily new memes can be introduced into the Sup Forums thinkspace. After seeing how powerful Pepe was as a rallying focus for Sup Forums, they're probing to see how easy it is to engineer the next Pepe (and then use its imagery to influence us)
report shillbird threads
Landon Robinson
There are no false idols, only unworthy vessels. For this one it's too soon to tell.
Dylan Brown
You do realize that the once you release one Egyptian god-entity, they'll all come around since as states They're all pissed their slave race seems to be trying to change history and tell the world "they wuz kangz'n shiet" That just pisses them off.
Adrian Stewart
thoth is an emanation of kek
OwO
Gavin Bennett
Because cultural appropriation is funny
Nicholas Wilson
Reject false idols
Keep the timeline on its rightful tracks
Aiden Thomas
What if the two complement one another?
Jacob Adams
Did someone say Thoth?
Josiah Bailey
Thoth is never happening you fucking loser. Go shill on another board, this is Kek territory.
Sebastian Brown
I only visit these threads to smug at this gay forced meme
PRAISE KEK!
Daniel Nguyen
>5775
Gavin Powell
I'm going to need some proof of what you're saying. Digits will confirm if truth of idolitry
Ayden Miller
Didn't the stand thoth predict 911 before it happened?
Michael White
>"Trash Dove" is a test to see how easily new memes can be introduced into the Sup Forums thinkspace.
Must be, like, the 8th gen attempt, too? Is this the best they can actually do?
Remember to sage, everybody!
Colton Howard
Does Thoth respond only to mirroring numbers or what?
Matthew Collins
So forced it gave me a hemmroid
Sage
Aiden Brooks
Although I believe the Thoth meme is forced, I will concede that in a Mythological context, there can be a trio of animals serving as tutors or guides, often in folktales. Specifically there is one tale "The Three Languages" with a frog, a bird, and a dog. The hero must learn the language of all three of these animal psychopomps. The bird is the Superego, the dog is the Ego, and the frog is the id.
Angel Jones
WoW oWo wOw OwO
Ryan Bennett
palindromes
Gavin Brooks
daily reminder
Jose Richardson
Praise Kek
Jacob Robinson
It's the almost sexual obsession with having a bird idol be "over" kek somehow in a symbolic fashion. It's extremely distinctive and off-putting. Try remediating that.
Jason Rivera
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Evan Kelly
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David Allen
Thoth speaks through palindromes like in pic related
Parker Anderson
Yes Thoth works in mysterious ways
Caleb Garcia
Reminder that a bird who is friends with Pepe was a character in the original comic. This synchronicity is evidence of Thoth. Also it would be hilarious to steal another character from the liberal cuck who created them.