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Sup Forums KEKED

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the pussy hole goes

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Holy shit she looks like shes ready to jump opn his faggety >LEAF cock MGTOW bros we're right can't trust these bitches

today is truly a great day for leafs, kek's chosen people

>alright, alright you can fuck my daughter
>put er here

I couldn't resist Leaf Boy either, to be completely honest. He is a worthless cuck, but he is just so good looking and dreamy.

kushner is basically just a kikier trudeau physically.

She's just trying to think who he reminds her of. Pic related.

IVANKA'D

> be Ivanka Trump
> get to be president's daughter
> get to set up a summit with another world leader
> be excited because you are able to do this shit and it's going down
> Father welcomes King Cuck to summit, King Cuck tries dominance game, fails on a guy 30 years his senior
> photo taken
> Canadians bathe in baby oil because their King Cuck appears relevant, which makes them somewhat relevant... Somehow
> King Cuck comes to sit next to you
> Get up happy to greet him because you literally set up a meeting with a leader of a foreign country and that's cool shit
> Canadians who hate your father and masturbate to you start masturbating furiously trying to live vicariously through their King Cuck
> pictures taken
> Sup Forums pol users from Canada injure themselves due to masturbatory injuries
> Canada wonders why everyone laughs at them

>shakelets projecting this hard

>amerilards this triggered by a handshake

Leafs are such cringe.

that bitch wants to get LEAFED

So let me get this right, Canacucks are doing victory laps because Trump's heel came off the ground when he was leaning at a 70 degree angle over King Cuck, and because Ivanka was happy when she greeted him...

... And I'm the one projecting. Fucks sake Canada, I'm all for shitposting but come on.

Trudeau is a complete douche but damn him and Ivanka would make some good looking kids

Does anyone know off the top of their head why Ivanka is hanging around like this? What position does she hold?

>he can't handle the banter

You just know leafs are gonna write fanfiction about this from now on.

she married a jewcuck, pls leafboy clean her thoroughly

Trudeau is objectively good looking and I wouldn't be surprised if he LEAFs her kike husband

> call us triggered
> 4 posts on pol about the handshake alone from leafs

Canada are you all ok? I'm being honest I'm seriously starting to get worried.

Ivanka is ugly. No matter how many surgeries she has, her Drumpf genetics shine through

2024

I think he handled the weirdness of Trumps weird version of a handshake just fine. What's the issue here.

He is training her to be the first female president

CANADIAN COCK CONCUBINE

>covering groin with hands
He's nervous.

t. I've seen Criminal Minds

Rare Ivanka

She's the temptress

pic of Donald grabbing a pussy

So for now she is simply hanging around with no official position?

>taking the time to reply to obvious shit posts

autism in action

>> /r/leafyishere/
see yourself out, burger

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Trumps weird handshake is to assert dominance from people who are on equal footing with him. People he sees as equals.

He isn't intimidated by king cuck. He has no reason to show the omega he is the dominant one

rare ivanka

> he can't handle the truth

King of handshakes and charisma

i bet shes wondering how many miles of cock he had taken in his ass and mouth.
And if its even possible to touch him without catching any STDs

its official

canadians are the new niggers of this board

treat them accordingly

Holy shit

How can one man be so good at shaking hands?

Fucking fashion.

THat's a good meme

and drumpfkins are the new buttmad betas who get cucked

it all works out in the end

He practices with a shake weight amongst other things, if you know what I mean.

He's good at taking more than one

WE

NOT

KEKZ

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SHIEEET

>KEKED
>Implying she isn't actually thinking about mind-breaking that little twat into being her personal mobile human toilet.

LEAFED

well, the background for this particular photo is to make the awkward virginal japs a bit lustful while trump negotiates with them. Observe how she keeps her distance just enough for her presence to be in the peripheral vision their guests. Like the jewflag said, ivanka is the temptress of the white house
/autism

Jesus Christ.

>Ey how aboot ya quit bein a racist ya orange bastad

>he keeps replying

>leaning into foreign leader
>almost to the point of jeering
>king cuck is scared
>kuck tries to push him off by putting his left hand over, on his left side (obviously fake move)

So you are legit retarded. I thought that was just a meme.

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First Lady obviously

better a fagboy than a kike, tbqh

He's displaying his alpha male dominance

rare melania

Would bang

It's like a dad giving his son a handshake.

>ivanka slowly starts taking off her dress.
>she bites her lip
>"do you like winning justin?"
>tredeau unzips his $15 dress pants he picked up at walmart
>"i like refugees ,i like them" tredeau mumbles
>he then pulls out his 13 inch penis dripping in maple syrup and spegtti sauce

Man if only i wasnt drunk i could habe kept going

I love those, reminds me of a time when Sup Forums was good, do you have all?
Plz share

I can't tell.

i only have 2 others

>I was only pretending to be retarded

LBJ might of been a nut but he was very good at intimidation

>pic related

However because Trump is ACTUALLY shorter by an inch or two of the cuban love child, him doing that made him atleast seem equal hight.

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If real. HOT AS FUCK
Trump is such a fucking Alpha

>pretending to be a retard on Sup Forums
user please we are all retards here

Are Anglos really that quick to jump on meat? I danced with lots of women i didn't fuck, but that's just a look. She got eyes you know.

This is why cunts shouldn't be allowed to vote.

>only able to get women with your dads money

Since when was this alpha?

Lyndon was 6'4" fucking prick.

Thx man!

Anyone else see Trump with world leaders and still can't believe that we won lol

lol you serious m8?

What the actual fuck Ivanka is doing there? Trump is a fucking loser who can't separate his family interest from the country's interest? Who the fuck is she? Just because she owns yet another cloths company from daddy's money doesn't mean she should be considered a businees leader

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>we

the surgeries are making her worse

Kek she's looking like "wtf is wrong with him? Pence is gonna have fun with this one when we get the shocking rocking. "

> almost topple yourself over trying to yank the other guy's arm during a handshake
> other guy maintains perfect ramrod straight posture
> other guy physically moves you around by your bicep while looking at you straight in the eye
> I-i sure intimidated him, r-right?

>a woman who is 95% plastic and mailorder is hot af

Yeah, I do like trump, but the appeal of Melania is zero to me.
She looked great at the inauguration though, I admit that.

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these have have disgust in them...ijs

>sits next to a leaf
>gets disgusted

everything seems legit here

>That massive eye roll, right?

she has an advisory position I think

These burgers are too salty for my liking

She's married with three kids. Who cares.

I hate Trudeau but this is a fun thread

MOAR!

That's the funny maymay frog, the golden peep!

LEAFED

Trump is a poor man's idea of a rich man, a weak man's idea of a powerful man, a dumb man's idea of a smart man.

Doesn't look like her though.