ASTEROID

ITS HAPPENING
Asteroid 2015 BN509 larger than London’s Shard could SMASH into the Earth after soaring past last week
thesun.co.uk/news/2854944/asteroid-2015-bn509-larger-than-londons-shard-could-smash-into-the-earth-after-near-miss-last-week/
theweathernetwork.com/news/articles/astronomers-catch-asteroid-as-it-makes-close-flyby-of-earth/78990

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ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=2015 BN509;orb=1
youtube.com/watch?v=dpmXyJrs7iU
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

*it's happening

wat is a steroid?

>thesun.co.uk

Just hope it hits Africa.

>american intellectual

Wont happen, sorry.

>Please be in London

>thesun

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>could

Stopped reading there.

why are there so many scare threads here

please

Sure it will. We'll all be dead by then though.

Fun.

Every little thing is going to be okay

...

>could SMASH into the Earth
potentially, when it returns decades from now. but now that we've spotted it, we're tracking it, and with enough warning we could easily deflect/destroy a 600 foot asteroid

that's the most click-baity title i've seen in a long time. puts in a heap of scare words to elicit a reaction.
Asteroid. London. SMASH. Week

People trying to meme oblivion into reality, testing meme magic to see if they can bring about armageddon through it. They figure it made Donald Trump happen, so why not?

An asteroid that size would do just a little more damage than the Barringer Crater.

Even if it hit nothing would happen, unless the extremely slim chance it would crash into a non rural area.

Finally, something is going on

Have we angered kek!?

yes

You get them on your asshole

no kek loves us

did someone say SMASH?

>not Israel

I hope so i really don't want to get a job

>make peace with the universe user, send me your money

You're right. It doesn't matter where it hits, so it should hit ur mom.

Id prefer Bradford but London is the epicentre of ragheads. Gods way of cleansing the vermin.

MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD! THIS IS IT BOIS

Haven't you woken up and asked yourself if you are really even alive anymore?

there will be another time shift when this happens:

one side will be a time where Trump will be able to successfully stop the asteroid

On the other side will be death and destruction as liberals will prevent Trump from destroying the asteroid

Pick a side Sup Forums

>tfw picking team Trump

about time

Oh, I see, were trying to get digits so it will crash and kill us all


It's got aliens on it

PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN

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Fake news. Space is a demonic lie

Please just end us already

what if the asteroid strikes china or africa? should we really destroy it?

I think the whole world would be fucked with a asteroid like this, he's a big guy

KEK WILLS IT. THE NUMBERS SPEAK TRUTH

We're fucked

WE WUZ ASTRONAUTS

>could
space doesn't exist. please keep the fear porn for Sup Forums

i hope it hits california

Sup Forums used to hype up several asteroid scares a month.

Nothing ever happens.

to divert people attention from the real happenings.

Shit, it doesn't even come back for over a century.

ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=2015 BN509;orb=1

IT'S A GIANT MAYNE-STREEM METEOR!!!!!!

WE GOTTA SAVE DONULD TROOMP!!!!

You guys don't remember this shit?
youtube.com/watch?v=dpmXyJrs7iU

looks like a missile, desu.

> Nothing ever happens.

Oh yes, it DID...

This time you could perfectly see, that IF there is something approaching, you will NOT be WARNED, they will tell you only when it is safely out.
It was also not listed in list of "known hazardous asteroids" just few years backward, which is supposed (or _pretends_) to list ALL asteroid threats for next century...

Here you could perfectly see, that forecasting astroroids is really insufficient and preliminary warning are NONE to not cause any harmful panic...

I hope it falls in my fucking head.

>2015
Fake and gay

Remember how one was gonna hit us in October 2016?

Remember how one was gonna hit us September 2016?

September 2015?

July 2015?

Wtf I love stoping amongst the stars now

Shadilay was a death prophecy

We are dinosaurs

Shadilay

Plot twist: They came to bring back Hitler

new x

Asteroid falls and hits Mecca
Deus Vult

London's Shard isn't that big. It'll probably be nothing even if it hits.

"close" to scientists is like 250,000 fucking miles

Hit California or Canada

thank you kek

Smash Brazil pls

So basically Africans get an instant death and you get to die a slow death in the post-asteroid apocalypse.

Keek
Your astral forms are doing battle for keks will

i hope it hits somewhere in southern california with a high concentration of lefty celebrities.

SHADILAY