Mfw the left is so beta that they think a normal handshake between adult males is a victory

>mfw the left is so beta that they think a normal handshake between adult males is a victory

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That is sad.

>a handshake is the biggest display of dominance in the history of Canada

spbp

>a normal handshake is the biggest display of dominance in the shistory of Canada

Why does it sound like the tweet is mocking Canada ?

>trump opens the match with the palm down handshake of dominance, common is business dealings
>trudeau has studied for this day and returns with an aggressive upper arm grab. it is common to go for a light slap on the shaking hands or forearm, so justin must mean business
>oh and trump responds decisively! he holds the handshake for longer than trudeau is comfortable continuing his charade. note how justin looks down for just a second, in a subconscious submission to trumps superior handshaking accumen

the headline is literally insulting as fuck and i think canadians are cucks.

That fucking chin stick-out is so goddamn autistic. Leafs need to fucking ensure this faggot leaves the planet after his term.

Also, build my wall.

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I know huffpost was trying to bash on Trump but this is just insulting to Canada top kek

>Biggest display of dominance in the History of Canada
Huffpo with the bantz

White flag french jokes when?

this shit is gay as fuck. this shit is all made up ill palm up shake with chicks and dudes id slap the fuck out of. palm down shake with people who make 10x my salary and are obviously more intelligent. Body language in handshakes is 90% fake news.

that one is shopped right?

t. little boy hands

nah watch the video, he does try to make his jaw look big.

shit is awkward but this is what happens when two guys know the fucking media is going to be reporting on posture for 20 days. "Canada wins handshake" country is still tiny as fuck with 1/30 the trade of mexico and a tiny as fuck gdp. just make them a state already atleast texas will stfu then about "muh area"

They have nothing left. All they can do is nitpick.

>Ow aboot ya quwit bean raysist ya big dummy

h-how much further does the left have to fall???

Yes Trudeau has little boy hands

If trudeau gives a strong handshake
>OMG SO INSECURE
If he gives a weak handshake
>LOOK AT DONALD HE IS DOMINATING HIM

fuck this shit Sup Forums

>he doesn't understand how small cues can give you the tiniest mental edge in negotiations
That's why neither you or I will never be billionaires or president

>The biggest display of dominance in the history of Canada
They're trying to make it sound good, but it sounds so pathetic. A handshake is the most impressive act of dominance.. in the history of Canada.

>digits
The wall just got 33 feet higher

Trumpcucks getting triggered when Trump can't jerk around another world leaders hand in a desperate attempt to display power.

These people are amazing

They spent the entire time talking about women and how to help women and the Huff and Puff Post reports this?

I dont have time for the nonsence. seriously i dont like to shake hands with people i even care about. Is "Hi" not enough? talk about insecurity.

I for one, am glad my president is not jerking off foreign world leaders for once.

Did I miss the link? if not

WHERE IS FUCKING LINK?

Make it 77 feet higher we're not paying for that wall

Someone post the webm of trudeau getting knocked down in his sparring

I think it was a slight at Canada, too.

The American media are actually poison, in every way.

he definitely "jerked him around" you should watch the video.

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>""""dominating"""" a 70 year old man is impressive

It seems to me that Trump got so used to handshakes that he started pulling people as a way to spice them up.

I don't get it. What did Cuckeau do to "dominate" Trump? I didn't see any of that.

Go back to work Pablo

>the mental gymanstics of drumpflets

holy shit

Not being completely dominated by a trump handshake is apparent!y a victory

post webm of video in oval office trump aalmost jerks the cunt out of his chair

The left have been reduced to drooling sperging fucktards who are this close to suicide. It's fucking glorious.

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Wait so are they saying that the most dominant action taken in the history of Canada was a handshake?

LMFAO!

Can you name another victory they've had?

That is sped up. But it kind of makes it look like they are buds. Did they go out for a rip after?

this

100/10 I haven't even watched this shit yet

DO WE HAVE WEBMS?

>It seems to me that Trump got so used to handshakes that he started pulling people as a way to spice them up.

By jumping into contact that dudes who know each other do, like shoulder smacking and near-roughhousing stuff, he is controlling the frame of the inter-personal relationship. He is forcing the interaction to be more casual, friendly and boyish.

It's like you didn't even read the thread. Not surprising.

(Tu)

NOOOOOO I PUT EVERYTHING ON THAT HANDSHAKE

LEAFS GET IN HERE.

YOUR COUNTRY JUST HAD ITS GREATEST MOMENT OF DOMINANCE

How is his chin so fucking big, jesus wept

uh huh, on the plus side though it's very entertaining to watch these media snakes fall over each other desperately trying to twist trivial shit like Trump's choice of cereal into something that could be perceived as evil.

They're like irl personifications of dopey cartoon villains or something. SAD.

I support Trump but goddamn if his handshakes aren't cringey as all fuck.

>"Justin Trudeau Uses His Yoga Muscles To Beat Donald Trump At His Asshole Handshake Game"
>"Justin Trudeau Resists Donald Trump's Alpha Male Handshake"

MSM is batshit insane

>"I used to support Drumpf but X"

Sharia Blue, is that you?

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So you are saying the freaks are still shilling their fake crap? No way.

What about the War of 1812?

The leefs (and bongs) literally burned down the White House.

GUYS WE NEED TO STOP WITH OUR CLEVERNESS,

I've no doubt this headline was inspired or directly ripped from our threads discussing exactly this.

unreal. MSM OUTTTTTTTTTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

not an argument

Huffpo seriously btfo leafs with that headline

>biggest display of dominance in the history of Canada.

Oh Canada, you're adorable.

this is some jojo shit

That's part of the plan though.

Yeah I don't really see anything here either. Then again I almost never see or agree with what ""body language experts"" say about this kind of thing. Is it full of bullshit, or am I just an autist?

this

>tfw made a huffpost headline
>for free

>Huffington Post thinks they can recognize male dominance

Cute.

jesus christ

+1

>...Handshake....is biggest display of dominance in Canadian history
>Not seeing the irony in this

lol

This is an insult to Canadian history

Back in my day a man would just grab a bitch by her pussy and make her his wife.

In their defence it is the most dominant a candian has ever been

It's true!
When you're alpha as fuck they let you do it!

You guys are just mad that weedman fucked Ivanka.

Pack it up Sup Forums, weedman has finally stumped Trump.

It also helps to have huge penis,I guess.

Meanwhile hitler invaded france in 2 weeks, brought out the exact same train car used to sign Versailles, and sat in the same seats the french and british did after the first war, accepting their unconditional surrender.
Oh how the world has fallen.

Leaves are a fucking joke

No coverage of what they actually talked about

Huff and Puff Post is not journalism

Personally, i do quick lightly held handshakes. I do so because I don't like touch things that ppl have jerked off and wiped their arse with.
But you can the faggots who try the "powershake" bullshit. They either come in high or swoop up from below. I just keep my hand nice and straight and force them to do the same. They always try to twist their hand to the upper postion. I like the look on their face as they realize that they realize that they failed.

All the leafs I know are bro tier. But I'm in a niche narket.

NEW MEME

TPBP

HuffnPuff Post!

This is was Trump was doing btw.

>handshake
>biggest display of dominance in the history of Canada

How pathetic is this country exactly?

The jokes on you! I jerk off with my mouth so you get second hand contact with the peen when I do that European kiss thing.

On the internet...

Fucking sad isn't it

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Telegraph and Huffington Post are not mainstream, you fucking idiot. They're personal blogs. Quite literally.

Nice history canada

t. speedwagon

Trump did get absolutely BTFO by the Canadian demigod Trudeau. Donnie's shitty attempt at body language dominance failed spectacularly and only served to highlight what a dumb cunt he is.

Lets see this

The best part is...I actually think you are serious lol!

You call that a handshake?
THIS is a handshake:

youtube.com/watch?v=BcIjFeWE4fE