*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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Small arms and Mexican wife, sage

May I help you? I think you're looking for /fit/.

Take your squat plug too.

KEK


*Naruto run away*

*bang*

distract him with a baggie of coke

*Calls in /arelad/

Is th...is that Adam Sessler?

Seriously though OP, do you think Sup Forumsacks are NOT carrying heat? At least the Americans are, I dunno about eurocucks

tfw finally able to rape Morgan

>gloves
good luck getting choked the fuck out faggot

*paves your block*

>2016
>fighting with limbs
Even a rock would suffice.

...

Lol is that the guy from Xplay?

I WANT WEBB TO BE MY MOMMY.

just remind him tech tv and its spawn are dead and he will never snort coke off Morgan's chest again

This board keeps making me lose respect for people I used to like

well he better be able to fight with no balls or eyes
cause thats what im tearing out first

any current pictures of Morgan webb

Oh fuck it is. Prepare for some nostalgia

youtube.com/watch?v=wp9O6FvyD0U

yeah,
this one

>pull out glock
>2 bags

*ask to see ID*
*run ID for wants and warrants*
*if ID checks out clean, ask politely for him to move along*

"I swear man I don't have any more coke, please leave me alone"

Is that David Harbour

still prefer devin panera

/thread

>I can't fight like a man because I'd get my head kicked in so I have to use a weapon
topkek.

look at those puny little arms lmao what a pencil-necked geek

isn't he like 5' 2".

Just because you can't does not mean I can't.

>current year
>using legs and fists
>not slapping them unconscious with your cock
it's like you don't even know how to fight like a man

>10 oz gloves

>no shoulders
>no traps
>no biceps
>beer gut

balding doesn't mean you're tough, faggot.
Out of my way.
Heil Hitler

True, but we all saw how well that worked out the last time one of us drew iron in public...

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> warn him he's making a big mistake as I place one hand on my katana
> tip fedora and smile
> "nothing personal, kid"
> teleport behind him
> cut him in half
> tip fedora again
> "they just pay me to do the dirty work, heh"
> turn 1080 degrees
> walk away

Legit fuck him up.... What the fuck you want me to say?


Guy is a fucking professional nerd.

I seen the image from a distance & thought it was Matt Riddle, then I realised he wasn't jacked.

>2017
>Fighting like an animal

I give it a four..... Out of five.

out of my way, old man. you time has passed

>pull out a ten bag of coke
>throw it on the other side of the room
>watch him drop on all 4s and chase after it like a rabid dog

SHIT IT IS

This is where I remember the guy from, when I was younger and times were more innocent he would just talk about games.

Now he's turned into meme antifa. WHAT IS THIS REALITY. I WANT TO GO BACK. Where did everything go so wrong?

look him right in the eyes
>seig heil, motherfucker
i'm alpha like that. also, i like to hand out criminal records to people who can't keep a handle on their shit.

*pours coke on the floor *

...

*shoves 10mm in face*

*builds wall* try punching your way through that!

>p-pls don't forget about me

give em a good box around the ear and if he's still conscious, heel hooks galore

>I'm bigger man so let's have a fair fight unarmed my muscular body versus your 120 pound twink body

I really doubt you nazi larping faggots would even land 1 punch.

"THANK YOU SKELETON"

You low test CREW fgts couldn't fight your way out of a paperbag.

THANK YOU SKELETON

CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE

I know what you mean. Ever since I was a teenager I wanted to meet Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb. I was a huge fan of G4 back when it was called TechTv and filmed at the Metreon in San Francisco.

youtube.com/watch?v=BR-fpvVv-kw
youtube.com/watch?v=Ht6_hcIMWpo

I miss these shows. The internet has killed them but the "Let's Plays" and other gay shit that has moved in place is terrible.

>Olivia Munn not listed under 'people also search for'

Sad!

kek. Morgan Webb is 5'7"

>i cant fight with my brain so i must resort to being a cavemen
get gassed mahmood

I had a nohomo man crush on him, desu.

-t. 100% straight guy who's actually had his peepee in a vagina

found a better pic.

SWEEP THE LEG!

I'd hand that pot bellied faggot a stepping stool so he could kiss my ass.

double leg takedown and smash him

She has 3-4 inch heels on and is the same height. He has to be at most 5'10. How tall is the other guy?

Throat punch him and pray he doesn't die and you end up getting charged with a hate crime because he's obviously a faggot

Lol seriously tho we cant let plumpf get a hold of those nuclear codes.

Leo Laporte is a huge cuck now, but John C. Dvorak does a fantastic podcast called No Agenda, check it out, it's pretty redpilled

*grabs sissler by the pussy*

Whose bald child is this?

>podcast

youtube.com/watch?v=oxGWENAv_oA

Podcasts formatting don't have the ability to create classic moments like video related. TechTV was the originator of several proto-memes.

UNSKREWED was the best variety show on television.

Colbert pretty much absorbed that audience.

>memes
oh dude for sure; I remember an episodes of TSS (OVER TEN YEARS AGO HOLY SHIT) where these guys performed this live, you sure as shit wouldn't see that on TV today lmfao youtube.com/watch?v=wzDIClx-_pY

but also don't underestimate the podcast meme game youtube.com/watch?v=JMkk0cNrl58

You know why TechTV doesn't exist anymore? Because those evil fucks at Comcast devalued TechTV until they could force their hand into selling to Comcast who then fired everyone except Sessler and Webb and raped the network of all its good content and turned it into a mainstream MTV clone until it died a painful and shallow death years later, devoid of its original beauty.

>citypages.com/news/allen-scarsella-black-lives-matter-shooter-took-target-practice-for-when-we-have-to-shoot-black-guys/411060235
Those faggots blabbed and bragged about it beforehand. And texted back and forward about shit.
District attorneys can call up your phone provider and have your text records sent to them and ON THEIR DESK within an hour.
Remember this friends.

Always folks......ALWAYS keep that power level hidden.

>wearing boxing gloves in a street fight

Kek

I can't find the height of Blair Herter, but Sessler is definitely nowhere near 6 feet tall.

No traps
Clearly pushing 50
Must physically assault people to feel like a man.
Has shotty boxing gloves no bozer would ever buy...

>wtf do you want turbo?

The guy doesn't have his own gloves lol theres a bin behind him full of stock gym gloves

also, if this sells you on No Agenda:

after TechTV died in a fire and I was still young, I listened to Leo Laporte's TWiT podcast network a lot. the main show, This Week in Tech, had John C. Dvorak on nearly every week, along with a lot of other chucklefucks who didn't know what the shit they were talking about, gushing over iphones and shit. I stopped listening to the podcast years ago, but last year, while taking redpill after redpill, got stoned one night and looked up Leo and JCD to see what the fuck they were up to. turns out Leo sperged out on JCD on an episode of TWiT because JCD thought Ahmed the Clock-Boy was a hoax, which triggered Leo, so JCD left the show and never came back. there's SO MUCH MORE juicy e-celeb drama and cuckoldry surrounding Leo & friends if you search around for it, it's incredibly interesting to read about imo

Any chance we could meme this pic?
Since he's bald, you could shoop his shirt
to be pro nazi, and spam it everywhere?

Morgan had epic tits.

Shoot with gun

youtube.com/watch?v=LwHAK_HJO0I

Certain sacrifices had to be made to avoid the Hellary timeline.

*just for show*
*to get liberal boy pussy* \

Do you know what you call someone who wins by cheating?

A winner.

Checked also THANK YOU SKELETON

Realistically, grab his balls and call him pony boy

sexual humiliation will put down literally any straight man

THANK YOU SKELETON

Yea I know this.

I will need to check these memes you speak of. Still, I know the days of the past are gone. Today we are in the era of post-smartphone memes that are watered down for social media consumption.

youtube.com/watch?v=F32Fb6DugLU

Do not let this slide

THANK YOU SKELETON

Question Sup Forums

How tall is he?

Wiki and all other sources I looked up says he is 6'0 which is HORSE SHIT! Morgan Webb is supposedly like 5'7 and every video I see of Adam he is like a god damn midget compared to every other man.

good thing i'm not a nazi

Noice

All trump supporters are nazis.

You better prove you're not a nazi to him right now boy

Don't mess with me Sess, I beat Battletoads!

smarter man wins boyo