can someone please give me the Joe Rogan copy pasta.
Can someone please give me the Joe Rogan copy pasta
Jace Adams
Joseph Reyes
>"Yeah, Jamie bring that up"
Logan Johnson
>wow, that's so important
>but did you see:
>*pulls mic closer*
>hey Jamie, can you pull that up?
>did you see that interview from last we-
>yeah there it is
>wow
Parker Clark
First I'm gonna spend 9:17 talking about how you need to train with kettle bells!!!
Logan Scott
lol g1
John Collins
You mean the rundown?
Jace Gonzalez
Do you mean this one:
BUCKLE UP BITCHES!
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
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>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
- Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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cue the hempforce mustard
Daniel Young
not what i'm looking for.
Asher Bennett
Those chimps, they are fucking brutal Jamie.
Matthew Ortiz
bonus
Hunter Cooper
well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds
Easton Bell
how about
>Jaime pull up that video of...
Nathan Butler
'member when Gavin called him a smart dumb person? And Joe put on this real dumb look trying to figure out what it meant.
Ethan Clark
>Jamie pull that video up that talks about how to lurk moar
Jordan Wood
is it this one
fagtron
Luke Ramirez
...
Samuel Nelson
Kevin White
>
That's a bit rich coming from Gavin.
Levi Morris
Thanks for the laugh, that was fuckin' brilliant.
John Foster
well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years the cells in your body actually completely change
I was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jamie could you get that article up? yeah but it's because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvinate faster... here we go
look at that...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds
not as good without the picture
Jaxson Cooper
Kek, yeah what the fuck. Gavin is literally the same as Joe but less conspiracy theory bullshit.
Juan King
Delete this image now. MODS!!!!
Colton Phillips
...
Nolan Murphy
...
Nathaniel Jones
underrated.
Aaron Brown
hahahaha
Isaac Hill
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get Karl Pilkington with these two dudes and have the three of them talk about chimps for hours
Julian Butler
this. Ty so much. Nude folder comming soon. If this thread dies will post nudes on diff thread.
Camden Hall
Someone post the alex jones spinoff please
Jaxon Roberts
All I'm saying is why does it have to be either Oswald did it or there was a second gunman? What if they were both trying to kill JFK? All I'm saying is there's no reason it couldn't happen.
*pulls mic*
So basically Joey Diaz I just don't think we can say definitively that we know what happened that day
>JOE ROGAN back in 1994 when I heard Kurt Cobain killed himself I was breaking into a house and the guy jumped out of bed and pulled a shotgun on me, that guy's name was OJ Simpson DAWG
Damn dude...that's crazy. You ever see that fight where Conor McGregor knocked the guy out? That guy is so fucking powerful, it's CRAZY
>JOE ROGAN he's a fucking monster dawg
Jamie pull up that video of the hyena eating that water buffalo
damn that thing can tear you to fucking pieces
Josiah Cook
Joe: Yea man I like my weeds and my guns...
Guest: Yea I dont do pot, but once I did an edible and...
Joe: oh i love edibles. My wife can out them away like a savage...
Guest: ...yea well when i...
Joe: and then she eats everything HURRHURRHURRR
Guest:...so I
Joe: Jamie pull up that video of the creepy bird that looks like a prehistoric creature. So I got this cool smoker for my meats. Its totally organic way of cooking.
Guest: *looks at phone*
Joe: Theres guest looking at phone. How dare you how dare you hurrhurrhurr
Josiah Morales
Lol. I reread it every week just for a quick laugh
Ian Hernandez
...
Dylan Richardson
Michael Bell
Anyone know what time on the video he said it?
Aiden Gray
Dude this makes me laugh so hard every time.
Fucking Schaub got rekt so hard it bent time and space
Chase Morris
2h17m50s
Lucas Wood
thank you.
Charles Russell
Old setup always looked comfier
Blake Sanchez
did Rogan ever have Jordan Peterson on?
Dominic Miller
Evan Anderson
Austin Hall
awesome thanks