VENEZUELABROS: ARE YOU DED?

Seriously anons, where are you guys? Haven't noticed the flags on the forum for a while now.
>Are they ded Sup Forums?
>Did socialism not work out as intended?

If you are alive, please give us an update on the socialist wasteland.

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Giving this a bump. I've been wondering about this as well.

their entire country is collapsing, they don't have time for shitposting, there's trash to be sorted through for food.

>socialism

lol

They're all gone OP

>F

I feel bad for the bros. Last time they were actively posting here, it sounded awful. I remember they said something like
>each day they would be provided with a bag of rice and half the time they wouldn't get anything

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Not ded, in fertile american soil now my friend.

the last thing I heard is that they no longer can provide passports because they don't have the materials to print them lol

Everyday brave venezuelans die fighting for these.

>F.

They are in hispachan's Sup Forums

They just hate le ebil murican capitalist pigs.

Looking how Maduro is handling thing, I feel bad for them Venezuelan people I hope they can get out of this

>got out
>tfw listening to song about how we all got out and are now scattered across the globe

youtube.com/watch?v=4LCWsb_QaPc

I hear most of us are in Ireland now, believe it or not.

They need satoshis, they came with the idea of youtube video ads but you rejected them

Also, my government is offering a reward of $30000 dollars for our former president, hes on the US and if you (any honorable membah of Sup Forums) catch him it could enforce Trump migrant policies:
bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-38948354

You made it out, good for you user!

How bad was it at the end?

They live in tribes now

Venezuela is living on borrowed time. They closed borders in december which indicates how terminal the situation is.

>socialism failed
people never learn

You ever see that picture of chronos eating a baby?

Imagine that happening a lot in loads of different dark alleyway, lots of grieving parents and others who stopped sending their kids to school outright.

There were stray dogs that people hunted, but then they started getting feral. You ever play bloodborne? like that.

Law and crime became one, our military police mugs citizens a lot, theres a lot of human trafficking, and there are roaming mad max style biker gangs that steal peoples food. It's like judge dredd except its "the day the law died" instead of typical fun dredd.

There's been a rise in santeria to the point where it legit looks like something out of predator 2.


The entire country has turned into a complete science fiction apocalyptic wasteland with rampant cannibalism, crime, drug use, human trafficking including the prostitution of children and the forced surgical removal of limbs and organs of stray people so that underfunded hospitals can operate at all, and even then the hospitals are using literal medieval era medicine because we dont have even electricity to run the equipment, water is running out, buildings still get expropriated and people can lose their entire livelihoods in a single bad chavist raid, and the government literally runs away from the people in giant protests. It's not africa tier cause at least the common person has dignity to not try and fuck you up. Even then, lots of criminals escaped jail and there's a situation comparable to fucking supervillain gangs roaming around.

Thank god that me and my family could legally move out as soon as we could, otherwise we'd be fucked with a president threatening the US with war.

I'm writing a book about it. Hopefully to open peoples eyes about how fucked socialism is.

We should send toilet paper

we are here, burger.

with my degree and white guilt in a liberal city it was cake to land an engineering job lmfao

Their women are being trafficked here. Can't complain desu. I fucked a few of them. A lot of them have fake tits tho, which sucks

>Vine por Chadú

that isn't true, it's been a while since anything has been posted there, at most it's only 2 or three guys who still do it...kind of wondering how long their situation will last, i mean Maduro seems to be having a blast while tons of people are either getting mugged or dying of diphtheria or starvation.

Goddamn son. Well I'm happy you made it out man and that's awesome you're writing a book on it. Libfaggots need to know the reality of socialism.

They're pretty much all here
They seem nice

We're busy starving

kek

How does it make you feel user when you read the news and see a bunch of privileged, white, western faggots talk up the merits of socialism when none of them have actually experienced it?

i think its you go back

Why aren't you huebros trying to actually do something about it?

Why are you all just laying down and letting your families starve to death.

How can you all allow yourself to be so cucked?

That shit looks bad

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inb4

>hurr durr not real socialism

this guy might be onto something, perhaps putting together the accounts of many people who managed to get out of there before shit hit the fan and publish a book might help preventing people from falling into that trap and support those wackos. It wouldn't be the typical douchebag who watches everything from afar, safe in his/her ivory tower, but instead people who had to was on the streets watching the bizarre show, trying to survive.

*was on

>Why aren't you huebros trying to actually do something about it?

Do what? Venezuela made illegal to get food through the border, and they have it closed since december i think.

perhaps because by doing so they would be just taking in shit tons of jackasses who might stilll think that meme ideology works but they didn't get lucky enough to have a good leader to do everything down to letter? Also, Maduro crying out loud: muh conspiration, the huehues want to overthrow n shiiieeeet would be possible, and as far a si know, Brazil's got its own problems to deal with.

Yeah That's essentially what I'd like to do. I'd like to make a very concise but relevant history of the country mixed in with stories of how chavism slowly corrupted everything into anarchy. Sadly I'm not very well connected with other venezuelans online and I don't live in an area with a whole bunch of them. I do live a few counties away from one of the bigger venezuelan immigrant conglomerates in the country, though, might take a trip there.

I got used to all of that stupidity. You can show them all the facts and they still say "muh economical sabotage"

>Nobody here wants to die for a lot of people who act like rabid monkeys in their everyday life
>People is unarmed (law forbidded weapons for civilians). Army and chavists paramilitar groups are very well armed.
>Entire army is happy with chavist corruption and narco-business

holy shit, that is retarded...
I get that they probably want to boost the local industry, but still....

I hope fridge pupper user is ok

Holy shit that sounds bad, glad you're ok. Are you fridge pupper user? Are you fridge pupper user?

>Venezuela made illegal to get food through the border
holy shit, maduro has fucking lost it...he's dancing and saying bullshit while diphtheria is spreading like fucking wildfire and people are starving...the utopia indeed

I'm all for teaching libtards how bad socialism is.

But is shit really that fucked up? Do people have any guns to defend themselves? like shotguns, hunting rifles, fucking BB guns?

How many kids are getting trafficked?

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PRESIDENT TRUMP MUST INVADE
LIBERATE VENEZUALA
DEUS VULT
AVE MARIA

>law forbids citizens from having guns
And that kids is why I'm pro second amendment

>they probably want to boost the local industry
that's not the reason

Pirala mmgvo deja ese país de mierda largate ya no joda

If there were enough of you it shouldn't be that hard to ambush a small group and take their arms though if you had enough people.

All I'm saying is that it's surprising and disgusting to see a country get to this state without it's people trying to actually resist and revolt especially when the current state is literally due to the government in charge.

What industry, they don't have none left. There no flights anymore because they ran out of fuel months ago, they don't have mcdonalds anymore because they literally ran out of potatoes, They don't even have toilet paper i shit you not.

No, and I hope he's doing well, I hope he got out of the country with his pup.

Government banned all our guns.

I dont have an exact number but literally the last piece of local news before I went to the airport was of a kid found dead in a highway with both of his eyes plucked out.

But yes its very bad and not limited to children, it happens to university students as well and a lot of people cant pay ransom or even dont get their children back when they do pay.

I suspect americans dont report on it or the current brazilian happenings because it obliterates the gun removal narrative.

Hope you're here legally, otherwise you'll be lumped in as a Mexican, and over the wall you go!

I feel sorry for them
>but it wasn't socialism, I swear

Hello

>socialism

Ex fucking dee

Trade protectionism is a form of socialism too, before you get excited trumptards.

>kid found dead on the highway with his eyes plucked out.
What the fuck. Is this related to Santeria stuff or just criminal shit? Also what is Santeria

Fridge pupper user?

En eso estoy negro, pero no es tan secillo como decirlo. Lo de los pasaportes tiene jodidos a muchos incluyéndome.

>If there were enough of you it shouldn't be that hard to ambush a small group and take their arms though if you had enough people.

Read again:
>Nobody here wants to die for a lot of people who act like rabid monkeys in their everyday life

Also, people here love being cucked by the "opposition"

it's worth it dude, a book like that could save countries and many lives.
Seriously though, will that meme ideology ever die? i mean, it's been tried many times and every single one of them led to famine, diseases spreading throughout the country due to med supples shortage, food shortages, infrastructure falling apart little by little because no more money and people going berserk and start riots because of all the things mentioned above, yet they insist it works it works, only an asshole would keep doing the same knowing it'll fail (especially because your family might get dragged into it and die). I'm not saying capitalism is perfect, it has its own flaws (sooner or later it leads to corruption and that kind of stuff), but socialism fucking sucks. Perhaps i'll never understand why people keep doing it, maybe picking a book and read, as well as hearing the accounts of people who were there when such regimes were still existed, is too difficult...sigh.

how hungry are you /10?

what have you eaten today? be specific.

G-god I don't know how real what said is but fuck, it brought a chill to my spine.

I know we joke about everywhere being cucked out of their guns, but you can still get some shit in places like Canada, Britain, Europe, and auss...

so like.. there is literally no citizens with any kind of guns?

Maybe im a retard.. but living in burgerland has me not believing this.

It's depressing, all you can do if you meet a socialist is try and convince him not too vote

>Ex fucking dee
XFD

I like your taste in film.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santería

The tl:dr at least in my experience is they sacrifice a lot of animals.

They've, in no particular order

>hung horse dicks on trees
>splattered chickens on walls
>poisoned cats and then opened them up on the street
>made texas chainsaw massacre tier art out of rat bodies
>goats sold around for mysterious purposes

They're seemingly harmless but, you know, its a crumbling anarchy with literal animal sacrificing cults doing shady shit, you gotta be careful about that.

memezuelan here, days away from moving to Shitle, ask me anything

>Nobody here wants to die for a lot of people who act like rabid monkeys in their everyday life
i can't blame them though...why would you put your life on the line for a bunch of assholes? Speaking of which, how do you plan to get out of there venezuelan user...

It's literally fucking idea-cancer Hector

Socialism is an ideology that always kills it's host country and every time you think it's gone away, it fucking comes back.

>Britain
Are you for fucking real burger? Yes, it is living in a lovely liberal land like the USA makes you unable to understand. I can't even carry a fucking lock knife m8. You have lost alot of your liberty burger bro, but please don't forget how much you have, don't let them take more like they did with the (((patriot act))).

Only criminals have guns, and so many guns that they can even overrun the police

>Pic related

you fucks better stay there and stop spilling into my country. I heard plane tickets to Punta Cana were dirt cheap

Are people besides you actually moving?

Are you fridge pupper user? Look I'm going to ask every Venezuelan that pops up that question. And where are you moving too?

>Lo de los pasaportes tiene jodidos a muchos

what did he mean by this?

just buy more food though.

Not him, but last I heard chile is going through a venezuelan immigrant crisis with fucking fallout tier garbage shanty towns built in and around the border

>literal pagan cultists that sacrifice animals
Can the Catholic Church grow a pair and Deus Vult in to save you guys? I'd volunteer

typical american neighborhood.jpg

except everyone would be fatter and have liquor/weed

how bad is it? is your family OK?

>what is Santeria
something similar to voodoo, magic and that kind of stuff. If they are doing that it means they are desperate as fuck

>What's the worst thing you've seen there?
>How have you been managing food and water?

>mhu cono sur

they don't have the materials to print them, no joke
at least that's what their government says

That's at least 1,000 pounds of protein in that picture.

they're not being trafficked here bro, they're sailing across themselves to spread their legs and germs

we still have guns they can't take our knives.

Wherever heresey spreads we must be ready to tackle it

rumor has it there's a group of people in madurolandia that make fake passport or something like that. Also, it's been said that it is done to help terrorist to get there, not sure about the last part though...

this can't possibly be true.

they seriously can't get passports?
for fuck's sake, Venezuela should count as a failed state.

Santeria has actually been in venezuela for a long time. Venezuela actually has a surprisingly huge diversity in religious groups. We have, or at least had, a lot of chinese immigrants and our government has ties to the middle east. Lots of buddha shops, lots of afro carbibean shops full of weeds and wooden statues, lots of run down churches to straight up nun dens, I mean theres a shitload of occult stuff going on in the country I dont think even most venezuelans are aware of

>shitload of occult stuff
Please tell me more

Legalize my engineering diploma, saving some Trumpcoins, getting my passport and getting out to clean WC in another country

Goverment says there is no materials for making the passports, which is a lie, they're just trying to make Venezuela a huge communist jail

>Sorry for my english

socialism is always working as intended, drain the income and property of a country through taxes and national debt to fund the banking cartels.

Jesus fucking Christ this post is too much third world even for me.

top kek

Yes, literally everyone wants to leave pretty much to anywhere they can get to.

what is a fridge pupper. Moving to Chile.

its pretty fucking awful. My family is struggling, I wont lie to you. Its diffic5ult to find food and even when you do, around 95% of the income goes to buying it since everything is expensive as fuck.

Entire families of 16-19 people, including small children, fighting each other to get trash bags outside of supermarkets, disheartening.

Water aint luxury tier just yet but food is getting there at an alarming rate. Theres just nowhere with a price you can affford, you always, ALWAYS have to overpay food, or get stuck in a socialist line of 12 hours or so, with no guarantee that you will actually get to buy the food.

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>how hungry are you/10?
3/10

>what have you eaten today? be specific
Two arepas with cheese and beacon, one pizza, salad, and finally cereal.

Don't worry your English isn't that bad. And that sounds atrocious, where do you get food?

i guess i retard then.

I just assumed people still had hunting rifles and shit in the country.

Am i making this up?