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venezuela - literal mad(uro) man edition

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Why does a chinaman care about South America?

reminder that venezuela, ecuador and panama are rightful colombian clay

>panama
If you had just let us build our canal, it still would be.

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Quote this post if you think that Brazil should conquer Venezuela

Ave Império!

How easy is it for me to come and get a Venezuelan Waifu? Do many Venezuelan women speak English?

>get in puto, we're going to make venezuela poor again

chinese are the only people putting money into venezuela, it's a fire sale right now

venezuelans are speciffically targetting them because they stand out and have outside sources of cash for ransom payments

holy fucking kek...

because latin america is next in line to be highjacked, exploited and turned into a heavily polluted wasteland, like China.

Not gonna lie. Former Maduro supporter here. It has been hilarious to see his country crash and burn. But in all seriousness, we can't let him have the catapult codes.

But the only thing Venezula has is oil. Don't tell me the government is going to lose ownership of their country's oilfields because the Chinese will buy it all up at firesale prices.

Top fucking Pastel!

1. Sell it to China
2. China rebuilds oil wells and refineries
3. Nationalize it again because imperialism
4. ????
5. Economic collapse! Again!

NOT YOU AGAIN

That would imply you have effective police and semi competent governance

>what is coltan
>what is gold
>what is copper
>what is iron
>what is woods

Come on burger, you can't meme me this hard

It seems clear you guys aren't using it, would you mind if we started using them?

Well duh, Maduro let Gold Reserve Inc get its dick all over the Arco Minero and is nowrefusing to pay them for the job, is that what you want?

Questions for any Colombians, can you give a brief explanation if FARC, the civil war, and what it's like now

Another question, how strong do you think your military is compared to other nations militaries?

Chile über alles
(at least here)

Not at all? The army recruits fucking cokehead teenagers because no self respecting venezuelan is going to go to barracks where they fly up thecuban flag and praise fidel and chavez.

I honestly feel nausea every time our president or defense minister gets their mouth full of shit saying we have the best army in the world and whatnot, I just wish trump would actually send like a task force of 5 navy seals, just those guys would be able to storm caracas and pretty much kill everyone before anyone realized they were even there.

country nationalized everything, have plenty of stuff to sell

china is just doing the usual stuff america is doing now
>build extra vehicles to pad companies bottom line
>government buys them
>gives them to another country out of generosity

Go home Prussophile! You will never be in King Fredich's Armee.

tone down the memes, less informative posts are being posted on Sup Forums now

can I get a quick rundown about what's going on in Venezuela right now?

>As of Monday, January 2, international reserves stood at USD $11 billion; a considerable decline considering that on the same date last year (2016), the country had USD $16.3 billion in foreign reserves.

so venezuela will default in 2019?

Chile will one day control every coastline that touches the Pacific in South America, it is your destiny

See there's this forgotten thing in American history called filibustering, not the term for stalling in congress but for military adventurism. Guys would get a bunch of bros and military equipment and just invade parts of Latin America. Some dude owned Nicuaragua for like 2 years. Sounds like Venezuela is the perfect place to bring it back. Since your government is insane and corrupt and incompetent we'd be the good guys! It's foolproof!

Sure, I have time. What do you want to know? There's a lot going on.

:((
We can only hope, chilean kids have dreams of a coastline that goes from Panamá to the end of the continent

When did the military become a cartel, why is it run by Cubans and why did no one try and stop it?

Also, about Pinochet, how is he remembered in Chile?

Pretty much since Chavez institutionalized it as the new Bolivarian Armed Forces, because he brought in Cubans by the myriads to infiltrate the higher and lower ranks. It's run by Cubans because Chavez was used by them to get cheap oil and money in return for their military "counsel" which basically meant forceful repression of protests and secret police. No one tried to stop it because the higher military officials were in on the businesses, In fact they own ministries and companies even when they are absolutely unqualified to hold those positions. They're only there to suck chavez's and maduro's cocks.

Wait a minute. Chavez changed the name of the Venezuelan armed forces to the Bolivaran armed forces, even though Bolivia exists?

It's use to be 50% in favor 50% against, now it's like 65% in favor and 35% against.
He is seen as someone that saved the country from Marxism, if he had relinquished the power after 4-5 years he would have been almost a second Founding Father.

But he didn't, he killed commies, but also people that weren't reds, also the tortures were over the top, so it's still a mixed figure.
Plus, in his government the foundation of our economy was placed, good thing, but he started a CIA puppet and that isn't good.
In the end it's a mixed figure, old people like him, people from all the economic backgrounds like him, some even to a fanatical point.
Was he a dictator? Yes
was a relatively benevolent one? Yes
could have killed less people? Totally

Yes. He also changed the countries' name to Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela.

Interesting, that's kind of how I expected him to be remembered, I just didn't expect the number to be so high

Wat. That's fucking retarded, does he want to recreate Gran Columbia?

Simon Bolivar was basically the George Washington of South America who btfo the Spanish in a revolutionary war. There's shit named after him and dedicated to him every fucking where in South America.

I mean I know who Simon Bolivar is but they renamed the country and there's already a country named Bolivia, seems retarded

Why isn't captcha solving a larger industry there?

>that's fucking retarded
Welcome to Chavez. No, he didn't want to recreate Gran Columbia per se, he SAID he wanted to unite the countries under one socialist movement, which explains the current UNASUR and some of South America's socialist regimes and even some Panamerican ones like trinidad and tobago, barbados, etc which are poor as shit islands that sucked on chavez teat because he gave them oil dollars.... In any case, all of this was name only, as nearl the end of his government he started the trend of blaming colombia for everything wrong here....

Damn Colombians, feeding my people, taking in refugees from my successor who ruined the state more than I ever could

People do that actually. But it pays so little that it's kinda discouraging to even consider it a real job

By the way, I want to thank all the anons that emailed me and sent me some dosh over paypal, I told my mom about it and she broke down in tears. She can't believe people from the internet are simpathetic to our suffering enough to try and help us. Something that may seem trivial to you like 10 dollars is actually a big deal for us, so thanks Sup Forums, you've helped me put food on the table.

He brought peace, I mean, it's was peace forced through fear, but peace nonetheless.
Also old people don't forget the lines for bread and sugar, and I think that in the Balkans the same thing happened with their dictators , some youth took him as a "role model" of a powerful men who could get away with anything.

Also in Chile we praise a lot sharp people, and he was a looney, but an intelligent looney

Also wasn't the Marxist guy we overthrew for Pinochet blatantly violating the constitution?

>Chavez wanted to unite all the countries under one sociait movement
thank goodness the son of bitch die, otherwise more people would be suffering, Maduro's downright madness still suck though, hope the bastard get shot and torn apart for the crimes he's committed agains this own people, i mean:
"...well, you can't go into Colombia to buy some food and med supplies because..err... well, i dont' want to.."
"...bu, bu bu but we're hungry, think ofour children..."
TAKE THEM AWAY AND LOCK THEM UP FOR TRYING TO DESTROY OUR UTOPIA REEEE

>He also changed the countries' name to Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela.
what? i thought it was just venezuela, fucking socialist i swear

This needs to be screencapped.

What rates are you getting?

Also how the fuck do you even have internet dude?

He was a drunk with good intentions, but he violated our constitution, was elected through the Congress (no real majority of votes) he wanted us to be more dependent in the URSS, and he could not manage the people that elected him, plus the Catholic Democracy (major political party) turn over him, also the lines for food and the general sensation of insecurity due the armed wing of the political parties.

My mother and I are both in tears right now. I showed her the emails I got from anons and she cant believe it's all real and that this is a thing that's happening.

Neither can I, Sup Forums there's just no words for what you all have done for us today. THANK YOU.

>tfw complete strangers from far away lands are actually helping this dude while his government is doing jackshit letting everything fall apart
what do you know, Sup Forums got real good guys after all...strange timelime we're living in

Wait you guys had armed wings of your political parties? Wtf

This makes me happy

Speaking of making money online
Why isn't there a flood of qt Venezuelans camwhoring everywhere?
I'd probably throw a few bucks around to get sharpies in poopers and whatnot.

Also, put a sharpie in your pooper and post pics.

Back to your questions

something like 0.02 cents each? I dunno, I didnt want to mess around with that too much

We get internet service here, it's just that most of the country users have the same ISP that's managed by...guess who, the fucking reds. The service is actual shit, we can go 3 or 4 days without internet or over 60% packet loss, and if you try to call the ISP and tell them to fix it they just laugh at you and tell you to turn youir modem on and off again...

Indeed. I dont know when the internet stopped being a hate machine but I am infinitely grateful for it

It makes us happy too user, we cant believe any of this

Oh yeah, it was a really strange time.
Patria y libertad (fatherland and liberty) for the right wing en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatherland_and_Liberty

And the MIR for the commies (Revolutionary Left movement)
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolutionary_Left_Movement_(Chile)

At one point during the dictatorship the MIR tried to bring weapons from Cuba and attacked Pinochet but it didn't worked well

There actually is, it's just that tey're forced to use VPNs or proxies because our ISP blocks those websites so they can't be browsed or used by anyone. I'd suggest some but I honestly don't know any, I could check in hispachan's venezuelan board and report back if you want.

lol no user, you don't want that, I have a way hairy asshole

it's a weird phenomenon I've noticed during threads about South America on Sup Forums I think because most of le edgelords don't know much about South America so they don't come to the threads

Did not know you guys had paramilitary political parties and a failed communist insurrection

lel anons actually wired you money? I've literally never seen that actually happen in 10 years of being on Sup Forums. What a lucky bean.

Venezuela had his own Trump in 1999.

Happened a lot a couple months ago during the fridge pupper threads

>his

Yeah there was another Venezuelan user who posted pictures of his refrigerator along with his dog. Funny enough Sup Forums Sup Forums anons helped a victim of socialism.

Venezuela is a failed state in a collapse. When and how will they pull themselves out of it. It seems it has been going on for a long time with no hope of improvement. Is the country in need of outside food aid? And if so why hasn't anything been done yet.

Yeah, we are a weird thin country, on top of that, we are in fire ring of the pacific so every chilean alive has felt at least one earthquake above 7,5 Richter.
Also in the 90 some commies killed a right wing senator and the escaped from the jail in helicopter lol

Who might you be referring to?? I would say our closest to trump would be my man Marcos Antonio Perez Jimenez, he builds shit and aint afraid to shoot niggas in their homes for speaking ill about him. Top dog.

Yes, they did. I am incredibly lucky that so many good people found their way to me, bless you all you glorious fucks :')

how about instead of begging for money online you make something of yourself and help your country?

>is the country in need of outside food aid
DESPERATELY. I've seen people get shanked in supermarket lines for the first spot. Literally not joking. Nothing has been done because Maduro's cronies block the docks and airways from bringing in any aid on the grounds that we don't need their charity and that this is a country that could feed itself three times over. This was something our chancellor actually said, the interview is up on youtube.

We got mad love for Somalibro too. Dude taught himself English with trash internet access and became a teacher and along the line found Sup Forums and has aussie-tier bantz. If he started a charity/nonprofit I'd donate. I don't even care if he spent it on goats and sex slaves.

>7.5 earthquakes
>assasinations and prison escape via helicopter
Is Chile a Michael Bay movie made into a country

It's called Christian Charity not welfare

I just assumed Chilean commies would have a phobia of helicopters.

Camwhore sites are too blase anyway.
I mean, why aren't there qt latinas coming to get gringo money through good old fashioned skype calls and paypal transactions?

If there's one thing the internet hate machine loves, it's people who hate commies. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

I do work. And I do what I can to support my family, which is why I'm going to migrate and leave them behind so that they can survive this piece of shit hellhole socialism. The help I've received is 100% going to them user

Maybe you don´t know him yet. His name was Hugo Chavez.

Hey leave him alone. The Venezuelan dude is a victim of socialism something many people think is a golden ideology. It's not like he got $1,000,000 he got something along the lines of $10. Average minimum wage here in America is like $7-8 an hour. I hope your proud of yourself man.

At some point we have to take up the mantle of Christ. We can't just Deus Vult all day.

Post paypal link. I think most of us could at least spare ten dollars to help you and your family eat in such a situation.

venezhuela

Btw, if anybody wants to send Venezuelan user some money, his PayPal is [email protected]. He didn't ask for any handouts, he just told us what life is like in Venezuela right now when we asked in a previous thread. Seems like a stand up guy. Consider it.

>It's called Christian Charity not welfare

>Comparing a pinko commie to a capitalist entrepreneur

u wot, amigo?

Not sure bro, maybe contact some. I know a few who wouldn't think twice about earning some dollars by showing their tits, I mean, they'd do it for a lunch honestly.

There is at least one big earthquake every 2 years, you get used to it.
Oh also, we have a shit ton of volcanos, plus the California like wildfires in summer, add the driest desert in the world. But things have been pretty calm last week, you should visit

Kek

Hey give a rundown of what life is like under socialism so people like Bernouts can see what socialism does.

A populist has no ideology.

Need some, fellow southern friend?

Wewlads

They only fear the military issued helicopters :/

I've always wanted to visit Chile, I'll find out once and for all if you're white

Nah, most people are a light shade brown, but we have a lot of whites, usually the offspring of immigrants, but it's cool, specially in the South.

Well, every day is pretty much a coinflip between standing in line at 5 am with 1200 other niggers who want to buy 2 packs of flour and toothpaste or standing in line at 12 pm under the fucking 41 degree heat (i live in one of the hottest parts of the country, Zulia) with a different 1200 niggers for soap and cooking oil.

People have given birth and abandoned their children at lines, there are some who keep their children alone and chained at home, literally chained, while they stand in line to buy what little food they can. When you get to the markets, they tell you you can only buy 2 of each article, if you want to buy more it means you're a smuggler and it's grounds for prison time. If you want to buy diapers you have to present the baby's birth certificate or they won't sell you any, same reason.

Going to the movies is a fucking luxury spending now, even something like having coffee means you'll spend more than what you make in one day. You can get robbed pretty much anywhere, at any time, even more if you're walking around with your grocery bags because people will literally stab you for your food... the cars are all ran down and beat to death because the parts are fucking expensive as hell since they dont bring them in anymore, same with tires. I don't think my dad's 92 volkswagen has had a new tire in years. They just recycle them and patch them up. Of course you always get to see how happy socialism is when Maduro forces every TV and radio station to broadcast his stupid speeches aobut imperialism and how great chavez was so there's nothing to complain about and whoever does complain is a traitor to the country and chavez's legacy

My wife and I sent some. If I had a time machine I would go back and strangle talmudic rabbi offspring Karl Marx. The suffering he has inflicted on the world pales in comparison to anyone else.

>chained at home, literally chained,

why don't you just get a fucking job.

Just because you have a job doesn't mean you don't have to wait in line for food... Unless it's black market. it's like you don't even know what happens in a collapsed socialist economy.

And I was called heartless for hating Bernie

THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU GUYS. I think my mom will want to thank you personally for that

Oh yeah I forgot, any fucking common street thug has AT LEAST a revolver and they wont even hesitate to use them on anyone, even children have been shot to get their stuff. The prisons are literally mafia hubs, they clone credit cards, hold people for ransom, steal cars, they get prostitutes in, they get the best cellphones, they can just call you anytime and threaten your family if you dnt pay them a bunch of money that NOBODY has by the next day... it's fucking insane

Last week there was a riot at a CICPC (police) station done by some of the notoriously known criminals of a town because the police officers had shot an excon who tried to kill them... It's like it's all backwards and the criminals rule over the law and the police can't do shit because the government created these "Peace ZOnes" where the police have no jurisdiction and can't even go in, which means fair ground for drug trafficking, prostitution, arms deals, you fucking name it, all in the name of the revolution

This and this
user, is gas flaring real? I hear that the oil drilling rigs/refineries (whatever) are so dilapidated Venezuelans just light the oil on fire.

Also, this may sound stupid, but how fair are the elections? Are people going to elect an anti-maduro candidate in the future?

>I think my mom will want to thank you personally for that
pics pls