>tfw chem eng
>12 months co-opt experience after graduation
>company decides to take no one on due to a massive downturn in the industry
>no jobs anywhere
>tfw working at an elementary school part-time getting 30/hr
>tfw failure
who else fell for the stem meme here
>Mech engineer = Godtier
>Computer science
Nigga, they are in suicide tier now.
TOP KEK
Is this from 2000?
right here
>tfw biology major but realize i hate biology way too much at the end of my last year
what do i do
TFW I studied carpentry
What tier would Geographic Information Systems be in?
Start cooking meth for the bikies ausbro
pleanty of work there mate
uh did you try applying anywhere else than your company
your situation is unheard of in AmeriKKKa
enjoying your debt?
meanwhile army gso since 18 80k+ pa
lmao
get rekt
Same but with chemistry.
electrical engineer here
it was not a meme
graduated seven years ago and didnt go a week without a job relevant to my education
Just reapply for ChemEng jobs dude. You got experience now.
>tfw graphic designer
sometimes I envy blue collar workers, for their environment and co-workers are almost always redpilled, while I am forever doomed to spend my life in environment where "mr cheeto drumpf btfo" normie shit will always surround me
I know I earn more than any bluecollar worker out there (except for oil industry people or whatever) but the downside is that I work in a highly bluepilled environment and often have to be shunned into introversion on most societal topics
meh
tfw international business major
God tier
People here are stuck in the 2000's, but GIS, GPS and LiDAR are the next wave of game-changing tech.
Don't let the MechEniggers here tell you otherwise.
I dunno about that, I'm making a salary that wouldn't be bad in the US...but in Slovenia. Mech engineering.
WTF does that even mean?
Did you have to learn several languages to fluency?
How well do you know the FOREX markets?
Can you analyze and capitalize on various free-trade agreements?
If not, then IB is a waste of tuition and potential, user. Switch to finance or something useful like gender studies.
STEM fags are truly pathetic.
They are always trying to find a way to justify their autism and they fail miserably.
How much do you make
this list is really out of fucking date. biology, engineering and compsci are suicide tier now
>leave out nuclear engineering
kys
/sage
Super dated list m8
t.NEET
economics, law and politics are the real god tier degrees though.
What do you consider > good tier, pasta nigger?
LMAO
Happened with me and political science. At least my minor is in marketing and I have several certs in it. Job search has been shit tho
STEM is for neets though
around 5k euro a month, the government steals a good portion of it but its not bad
Put 'Software Engineering' from God Tier to Meh Tier. This was obviously made by a "software engineer"
>tfw drive a backloader around for 62 bucks an hour
>Very very nearly ended up doing ChemEng at the start of the year
>Pulled out because I didn't think it was reliable enough to be worth the cost of living in Perth while i studied + tuition
>Mfw seeing posts like this
Glad I bailed on that shit.
>WTF does that even mean?
Think of it as the same classes you have to take for an MBA, but I also have to take a foreign language on top of it.
>Can you analyze and capitalize on various free-trade agreements?
going over this in one of my classes right now
It's not the most exciting major, but at least it's not something retarded. The Hall Director in my dorm graduted with a degree in Art Sculpture and a minor in Painting. Her 1 year as an RA was worth more than her entire degree lol
5k pre or after taxes? Clarify
i could live like a king on 30 aud
what's with the oz cost of living?
Tjänar du verkligen cirka 50k före skatt som el ingenjör?
kek, shut up
IT companies are desperate to recruit IT engineers. The demand is huge. I'm finishing my thesis and already working but I've received around 10 work invitations, from which 2 of them were to Netherlands and Luxembourg
before, i get 3.4k after taxes
47 får jag som ASIC dev
Bullshitterino sven
Go into med school
Nja, han säkert tjänar 500kr i timmen. Så han bör tjäna runt 35 lax
Verkligen synd, du tjänar mindre än mig och jag är 21.
What is with Sup Forums and their hatred of STEM? Someone's gotta do it, just like someone has to filter your putrid shit from earlier today out of the drinking water.
just finish the damn thing. Maybe you can get a post grad diploma in a field you like that piggybacks off of it
Yeah but they're intellectually stimlating and a worthwhile challenge that can have you doing good, productive work in the future. Not for cash but for the improvement of our knowledge as man.
want dolla pick the ones I said in my last post.
Who else /mathematics/ here?
U are right 100%, anything coding is god tier right now also i will those job offers u got, right now no programming job is hiring anyone out of the country because of trump, its good for us but bad fpr u guys, eventhough i know u guys deserve it
Vad jobbar du med?
Hur fan gör man så att ett annat land visas?
Fire protection and design engineering?
>intellectually stimlating
How so, you'll prob end up with basic math unless you enroll as Civil Engineering.
tfw im too much of a brainlet
Programmerare, enskild firma. Tjänar 90,000 före skatt. Naturligt sitter jag på annan IP än Svensk för skydds skull.
If you want money, go Law. Doesn't matter what happens short of global nuclear holocaust, lawyers will make a profit out of it.
Reding stories like this make me feel better about being too retarded to go to uni in a guilty kind of way.
>Doesn't matter what happens short of global nuclear holocaust, lawyers will make a profit out of it.
are you genuinely retarded?
I got a degree in applied chem, jobs looked okay when I went in but now that I've graduated all I can find in routine analysis HPLC jockey stuff. Got a scholarship to do a PhD in cancer detection and diagnostics to try move over to med. Wish me luck!
Kan du lära mig hur jag får en annan ip än den jag har?
Är det värt att jobba svart?
>Mech Engineering Major
>B student
>Only one summer internship
>Graduate this semester
>already have job lined up
>70k starting + benefits + pension plan
Step up your game, sempai.
it's not that easy...maybe i should go for my masters
Comp Sci here.
Fucking hell I hate these fucking bluepilled environments.
I had some cool teachers that were extremely bluepill though. One was a ftm tranny and the other was a gay dude. I'm finally getting out of the baby-shit classes and into some deep stuff though (Artificial Intelligence, Compilers, Operating Systems, Computer Architecture...)
Wanted to be a computer engineer but I was influenced not to as engineering at my school is a huge fucking ordeal with a shitload of classes that I couldn't manage while working a part time job and allowing some time to shitpost on a Malaysian image board.
>wishing luck
>to an austrian
Top kek, gief steier back
Thats the problem with our system, the demand driven system ensures an oversupply of graduates. I am glad i already have a graduate contract in management consulting, but so many people graduate without jobs, it was my biggest fear.
French ppl are idiots, just look at paris
>How much are you failing user?
>idk like $30/hour
>you are like a little baby, watch this
>minimum wage + part time
Nja, nu med Bitcoin kan du absolut jobba svart och ta ut pengar genom localbitcoins.
Sverige toppar listan på skattefusk p.ga sossarna ändå. Jobbar du som enskild firma så kan du rapportera själv dina siffror och fakturera pengar till falska företag.
Vilket jag inte gör dock, men detta är vanligt.
Om du vill ha annan ip så googlar du VPN service och köper en subscription.
That's hilarious about the Hall Director. They're always the ones with the most garbage degrees (gender studies, archaeology, shit-eating, etc.)
Just try to get your math and science up to pre-engineering levels, user. Take the basic chem, physics and Calc 1-3 while you can. When Trump ends globalism and you go back for STEM, you'll thank me later.
Some employers are against a masters because to them it just means they have to pay you more money
Is it possible to go into Ecology for you? I hear that if you are good enough then you can travel the world. That or you could just get your PhD and become a prof.
Depends, only get masters if you are specializing in something.
Part of me just wants to drop out and try to make bank at indie game dev. / Internet Reviewer/Opinions guy.
When I started on my petroleum engineering degree back in '14, you literally couldn't get turned away because demand was so high. Didn't matter how bad your GPA was or how little experience you had.
Now no one is hiring. Looks like I'm going to have to hang my degree on the shelf and be a rough neck for a decade or so until the market recovers.
Go to texas? I hear that there's some good shit there.
>Tfw ecology and doing forestry next year
Ouch. Knew a Brit that was hired by the Saudis. He would just play video games all day at the office because he didn't have much to do.
me too
>petroleum market
>recovering
topkek mate, you might as well have a masters in flintknapping.
I was thinking about going into STEM but I quit college to start a small business so I can finance project R&D/production for greater enterprises in the future.
Ecology is an option, yes
quick rundown on the types of jobs? I assume i would be working for the government and doing inspections and whatnot.
It really depends on what the masters is and what job you want
I know a guy in forestry and works for the govt. in Minnesota. I hear its some pretty rad shit. Met him through my professional fraternity.
Go to Seattle
>degree in business management
>job offers before I even graduated
>now earn well above average U.K. Wage at age 24
Who didn't fall for the STEM meme?
Doing Gods work user.
Kek. I had a course taught by a compsci lecturer in undergrad and he was the only lecturer that ever talked about muh women in STEM.
>tfw you had a lab straight after a compsci class was in there and the residual smell of Indians stayed for the whole next two hours
How did you survive?
Same but the Mexican equivalent
No need to jump the wall or anything like that. I got life by the pussy right now
That really sucks user. Sweden must really suck. I did a low level sales job that highschool kids could get into and I was earning 2.5 after taxes.
Tfw a multi skilled mechanical/electrical maintenance engineer. On a military areospace site.
Pretty much, yeah.
I haven't really researched into it much (heard about it from my prof. in a botany class) and basically it's government work / UN work for documenting species and shit in jungles. I could hook you up with an email to my prof. about it.
I'm still surviving bro. Hopping into Junior year and I'm looking for internships and all that. I just kinda ignore most of the political shit and focus on the books and all that. Thankfully I'm just going to have white professors and coherent asians from now on.
I applied at a lot of companies (Facebook, Google, Dell, Microsoft, Epic, Raven Software) and I have been getting turned down on internships. I guess next year I'm going to double down on filling out apps.
Yes but you learn new systems and your brain problem solves ways to deal with these new systems.
Arguably, that argument only really applies to Chem and Engineering.
It goes like this, from most stimulating to least:
Math
Physics
Engineering (Electrical)
Engineering (Mechanical and Computer)
Engineering (All the rest) ~ Computer Science
Chemistry
Biology
>tfw physics major
>tfw I've seen some shit
I have a friend who is doing a mathematics masters, I'm doing robotics work. He tells me some of the stuff he does and I just have to wonder what possible situation that some of that stuff could be useful in
Quick question: Do you consider yourself an asshole?
Most Mechanical Engineers I've met have some stick up their bum because they think themo or dynamics/statics is too hard so they have to divert their hatred onto the populace. I've never really met a polite mech engineer.
He said he hates biology.
Do what I'm doing user. I'm going to the military. Officer school of course. I did my degree in Economics and Finance for my ex because I thought I was going to marry her after college and I wanted to be a good provider.
Did a couple odd jobs related to my field and decided I absolutely fucking hate civie jobs. At least related to my degree.
I'm aiming to either fly jet planes or something and either make a career out of it or do the merchant marine afterwards as an engineer.
>Travel the world
>good pay
>amazing benefits
>biggest coolest toys the world has to offer
>discipline
>bitches
>respect
>sense of purpose
>great pension
The military i shit for grunts. But amazing for officers. Yeah you can die sometimes sure. But you can do that driving on the highway or having too many beers.
chem eng get masters you'll do fine
bio you are a dumbass if you didnt get a 4.0, volunteer at all hospitals, and become a doctor/dentist/vet. good luck at mcdonalds
smart, i used you guys alot during doctorate.
stem majors should not encur debt if they do it right.
huehuehue, if youre not a phd good luck with that. try the cia/fbi, its the only place that pays well and foreigners are not allowed to undercut your pay at. you need to start with a local govt job though. within 3-4 years you can transfer to a high paying job if you know where to look. just go to their websites. forensics needs redpilled guys
math is good go into actuary, you'll thank me later
sorry to burst your happiness but probably wont happen. med school is oversaturated with phd type guys. cancer detection is a meme just like nanotechnology is
go into white hat hacking it pays well.
t.PhD stem then lawfag
Well people do employ mathematicians, thus he needs to know his stuff.
Who fell for the law school meme here?
>tfw 40k in debt and stuck in a retail job almost a year after graduating
Just end it all now.
If there's a war between two major nations it'll recover. And with the recent rise in nationalism, it's looking more and more likely.
But regardless, it'll recover on it's own. Average Indians and Chinese are finally becoming able to afford cars. That's 2 billion people, or almost a third of the world's population. When they hit the gasoline market, your wallet will know it. Trust me.
Biology is rarely medicine rather than med school is fucking putting your brain onto overdrive reciting drugs by name and human anatomy and other bullshit.
aerospace engi's are paid alot and have tons of job openings
Sounds like me except I'm in aerospace and get paid 10 times less.
What is your opinion on fire protection engineering lads? It's a 4 year honours engineering degree
>pic related
this goy knows his stuff.
Like, if you've got basic CS knowledge and math skills up to analysis, you should use one of those coding-ranking sites to get picked up by Wallstreet.
For Bio guys, doctor programs and NIH are always available.
Chem should get into materials-science, I hear that's pretty profitable these days, pretty sexy too.
Engineers can just make shit and start businesses if they really wanted to half the time.
CS is arguably the worst if you're not actively self educating yourself on more languages and more nuances to languages you know.
Even then, being a freelance dev can pay up to $10,000 a week if you're smart and fast and can do networking
>tons of job openings
Hardly any in Australia though, if any at all.
That's a funny infograph.
"Hairy ball theorem" in bottom section
Top kek.
Where's discrete mathematics?