ITT we are mexicans

ITT we are mexicans

Hi, mexican intellectual on vacation in Ireland rn. Bullying against mexican users needs to stop

I am a legal citizen stupid gringo cop, i just uhh, dropped my wallet and need to get my ID redone tarado estúpida, no me va a averiguar

>mexican
>intellectual

kek

your spanish sucks but 10/10 would laugh again

taco taco burrito dorito hombres

But I was born here.

kek, i learned a tiny bit in grade 10, the rest i put through google translate.

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ayyyy chinga tu madre ese jajajajaja

mexican computer scientist here. i could really go for some tacos right now.

I'm one of those white Mexicans I hear about every once in a while. Man, fuck all those brown-ass South American niggas. God damned mutts and shit. Criollo stronk.

>mexican
>white

hahaha you are tremendo

>There are people on this board who still believe Argentina isn't white
How are you doing today my fellow white brother?

Wanna play ese?

>How dare chu taulk abou Mehico I am a proud Mehican!
>¡No! I wheel not go bauk!
>¡Espera un segundo! What are chu doing?! ¡Chu can not deport me! ¡I hae a right to leev in chur country!

if a fish has baby fishes on land does that make the babies mammals?

We are not paying for the wall

um guys,i though that i could start a drug business here,but it seems like the markets are already ruled over by the local gypsie warlords
does anyone have any advice on what i should do?

You need to gather a group of mexican intellectuals to write a business plan ese

Nice, how about you abdul ?

All the french players are argentinians

fuck off

Ohh sisisi taco flavored kisses for my Ben

>9mm AR with fullsize magwell

Órale 'mano! Qué hay por esa zona buey?
Vamos a comer unos tacos bien picosos con los cuates, carnal. Que no te vienes? Pues chinga tu madre cabrón.

kek

im a poor street child and now that i washed winshield u need to give me monies.

too spoopy4m3

i have an exam in 2 hours, will show up in 6

ayy caramba andale, que chingón wei guate aqui hay tomate

Mash'Allah this' a blessed day, thank you.

What do the Irish think of you? Do they think your a sand nigger?

Che sos groso gil la concha de tu madre negro envidioso cuántas copas tenes?

when you're too lazy to fix your own corrupt country so you infest another

and you ?

RICHARD SPENCER IS SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY MAN IF I WOULD HAVE BEEN PUNCHED RANDOMLY BY A GUY WHO RAN AWAY INTO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE I WOULD AUTOMATICALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE AND FOLLOW HIM AND BEAT HIS ASS. HE IS A DISGRACE TO GEORGE ROCKWELL

me gusta es Tigres FC

Americanos es peros

Trump es puto

Mejicano envidioso negro hijo de puta
viva Argentina la puta madre negros nos tenes envidia latuchos jajaja gil

78 was a highway robbery and you know it.

I'm just another beheaded body left lying on the town's main street by a local drug cartel.

Horale gringo u want to buy my seester?

ORDEÑENME LA VERGA TODOS LOS QUE POSTEARON ACA PENDEJOS

And we got robbed by germans in 1990 and 2014

anyway idgaf about football we all know its about money

My German VISA expired. Need to get a new one. Mind to lend me 3000 USD?

sha no les daré bola negros esclavos acá estoy sho y mi blancura negros

>be mexican
>both parents brown as fuck with stereotypical mongoloid mestizo features
>literally look identical to them except pale skin due to no sun exposure
my fellow white man!

>Proud of some gay faggots kicking a ball for 90 minutes.

Fix your economy you nigger.

>When you create a country of unspeakable violence and filth so you illegally enter another country but you are too arrogant and stupid to accept responsibility for your messes so you end up bringing all the unspeakable violence and filth into that new country.
Is that that should say desu.

que?

Carne Asada is delicious desu senpai

also what does "peenchee way" mean????

>don't talk to me or my magazine ever again

You Argies wish you were as white as mexicans.

"wey" is a substantive that basically means "dude"
"pinche" works as a positive or negative adjective for "wey" depending on the context and tone. Is a versatile word like "fuck" in English.

It means "fucking guy". As in, "he just groped her tits! Fucking guy."

AYE HOLMES Y DUZ MI SEEESTER LUV THA WYTE BOYZ SO MUCH AYE? FUKIN GRINGOS!

Why do you guys think if you just hit something hard enough with a baseball bat candy will fly out?

>still got mongoloid skull
>but is slightly light-skinned

WE WUZ WHITE N SHIIIIEEET

also:
>in many cases are manlets too
kek

eyyy gringo wanna buy some corona

COMO ESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¡¡¡¡

Orale vato, wants to get some dickies shorts and bandanas with tacos ese? El gringo stole our land homes, we gonna take it back! Manuelito, go get the lowrider hommie.

Hello, my name is Juan I enjoy being a legal American citizen. I came over here in my early 20s and have enjoyed my stay here. My oldest son Steven is about to start college. I'm glad my boy has a better education and opportunities than I had.

God bless america!

Good stuff paisano..

Wouldn't that make them mud-skippers?

Me on the left

Better than being a drug addict slav in dystopian hell hole with absolutely no way of succeeding in life, go get your new batch of krokodil, hope you get the recipe wrong and your skin falls of your bones, even Mexico is better than russia, rather kill myself than be stuck in that god forbidden place.

Me on the right

Do you have Metal Slug 2 or Garou?
If so, I'm in

descargar chiquita

EYYY CARNAL, I CLEAN YOUR WINDOW VERY GOOD

Ey esé, i broke into your car

you bang, ese?

I'm just here to pour the concrete..

I need about 5 workers to help build my deck yeah, climb in the back, once I've got 5 we'll head off, 50 bucks for a day.

PINCHE PUTO WEY

>This is now a be Argentine thread


Oh look at my nose! It's not big at all! Look at how white I am!

>is not white

YI BA YI BA ANDELEI ANDELEI

Found the mexican

Try harder

Si fly.

Taco taco time to rape
burrito burrito break into your car
paco paco push the drugs

Fuck mexico

rude

regular army is full of indians though

Ala Luna?

Argentina has wasted their entire existence wishing they were white and having no identity that they have fallen behind the rest of the Americas in economic growth. Even with the countless sociatal problems in Mexico they STILL manage to come ahead. Chile and Brazil prevail and even Colombia is on the rise ahead of you. The facts are on the Internet youre using that you're probably not paying for since statistically speaking youre probably unemployed. Trust me, those Mexicans have nothing to be envious of Argen(notwhite)ians. But Hey at least you have your soccer

ay homes if we no here who make taco gringo

I have to be honest. The vast majority of Mexicans I know are family oriented, hard-working, religious people.

CARLOS, YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING ATHIEST YOU LITTLE DIABLO! READ THE FUCKING BIBLE.

I sorry homes u seem to has mistaken for cuckthread

Hey, I don't have a license or insurance, but asking for then after I hit your car is racist.

Why do spics in mexico grease up their hair and spike it?

>no identity
>"wishing they were white"

You are stupid mate. We are indeed white look at the statistics.

Yes my country is shit and idgaf because I have european citizenship and Im here just for the free college, Im moving when I graduate.

WTF?!

Now that I'm south of the border instead of north, America is responsible for all my problems.

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Awesome..

Si fly.

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¿Qué carajo acabas de mierda dices de mí, pequeña perra? Voy a tener que sabes que me gradué parte superior de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he estado involucrado en numerosas incursiones secretas sobre Al-Qaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas. Estoy capacitado en la guerra gorila y yo soy el francotirador superior en todas las fuerzas armadas de Estados Unidos. No eres nada para mí, pero sólo otro objetivo. Yo limpiaré usted a la mierda con la precisión de la talla de la que nunca se ha visto antes en esta tierra, recuerda mis palabras malditas. ¿Crees que puedes salir a decir que una mierda para mí a través de Internet? Piense otra vez, hijo de puta. En estos momentos me pongo en contacto con mi red secreta de espías en los EE.UU. y su IP está siendo rastreado en este momento para prepararse mejor para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que arrasa con lo poco patético que llamas tu vida. Estás muerto, hijo. Puedo estar en cualquier parte, en cualquier momento, y te puedo matar en más de siete mil maneras, y eso es justo con mis propias manos. No sólo soy ampliamente entrenado en combate sin armas, pero no tengo acceso a todo el arsenal de la Marina de los Estados Unidos y lo voy a utilizar en toda su extensión para limpiar el culo miserables de la faz del continente, pedazo de mierda. Si sólo te podías saber qué castigo impío su pequeño comentario "inteligente" estaba a punto de hacer caer sobre ti, tal vez le haya poseído su maldita lengua. Pero no podía, no lo hiciste, y ahora está pagando el precio, Maldito idiota. Cagaré furia sobre ti y te ahogaré en ella. Estás muerto, chico.

Olá meus amigos latinoamericanos, sou Mexicano.

topkek
I read it in his voice.