Trump blessing/curse

California votes Hillary (illegally, I might add). Dam bursts and will destroy state capital.

Texas votes red as always. And this happens a week after the election.

If digits, CA will get a major earthquake before the end of this month.

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We have returned to the righteous Berenstein dimension, Dahnald.

Very soon, the secrets of the Galactigates will make themselves known, and nothing will be able to stop the spread of true conservatism.

This is the priesthood rising, Dahnald.

>trumps infrastructure spending increased by 1tril

>dam hasn't burst and cause a 10.0 earthquake from the aftermath yet

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KEK has his finger over the switch for this Oroville thing. If he clicks On, the dam breaks and California enjoys a deluge of water. If he clicks Off, the dam holds, and Calicucks go on with another year of blaming Trump for their problems.

KEK I don't like CA but I'd hate for innocent people to die. Please be merciful and they will go red in 2020

PRAISE KEKK!

counter digits for the safety of california

BREAK
THE
DAM

>California enjoys a deluge of water

You mean the 2% of California that would be impacted by this at all.

Uh oh

Hopefully the T R U M P F A G S in that county drown

"Trump will win" had to be an octuple, I think... Would a nonuple be able to cause an earthquake that will specifically destroy the areas around the celebrities that endorsed Trump?

Number of digits dictate the magnitude of the quake. Anything below a 5 is worthless

13-88
Is this a sign? We really need to work out the specifics of kekism...

>"Trump will win" had to be an octuple, I think... Would a nonuple be able to cause an earthquake that will specifically destroy the areas around the celebrities that endorsed Trump?
>111111111

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So it's going to go towards paying off our national debt, right?

>You mean the 2% of California that would be impacted by this at all.

Wasn't it the part of California where about half of them voted Trump?

>I'd hate for innocent people to die
They will expect someone in the wreckage brother

That is true. KEK will spare them

Praise KEK, CA is doomed.

All communists will suffer and die.

A whole trill, huh
That would pay 5% off of u.s. debt
Nice golden egg

I heard that they found two fuckhuge deposit in Alaska, 400 years worth for the US (current consumption levels and expected increase) but they just decided to let it be. Better to deplete the oil in other countries when its still around and you still have the petrodollar system.

Peak oil is a meme

get an adults haircut ol peter pan ass marky mark

Learn to swim

>UNFUCKING BELEAFABLE

This was prophesied by Kim Clement.
youtu.be/1SrQrPQAO6s [Open]

Mecca is also going to get glassed.

He also predicted the Saudi-pizzagate connection.

BRHAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Dat's an assquake

9.0 check'em
opb.org/news/series/unprepared/how-powerful-is-a-90-earthquake-/

Kek has given his will.
BREAK THE DAM!
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BLACK GOLD TEXAS TEA

yep America has the largest untapped oil reserve in the world because we buy almost all of it from other countries

FLUSHEM BOYS

You're too old for this board man :-)