Why don't you have a Valentine's this year Sup Forums?

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jews

I got a 10pm tinder date with a 17 year old if that counts

I have my first valentine this year, couldn't be happier

How can a guy of his size even tuck?

Becuse I waited too long for her.

I don't think any woman would ever want me so I don't bother anymore.

same as every years, I'm fucking autist when it comes to women

autism

I have a girlfriend but she doesnt want to hang out with me

Depends how old you are slut

You're getting cucked mate

I have more important things to worry about than women. They're trouble and only take more time away from my already busy day of 16 hours, in which 4 hours are actually mine to use for my own personal use.

Not to mention that I can only find toxic left women here. I don't even care if they're a virgin or not as long as I can find a fucking female that can even pretend to care about me.

I live with my gf, but I don't celebrate jewish holidays. I'm going drinking with my brother instead. My gf is furious about it but what are you gonna do

She works till 5 and I start work at 5 so I never asked. jk, I'm just being a little bitch and don't want to be rejected ;~;

Maybe. Shes gotten fat over the past year. Maybe i should just cuck myself with a bullet lmao

Nice going retard, willingly cucking yourself baka desu senpai

You don't know what that word means

Because I'm socially autistic with the opposite sex and I've managed to convince myself that I'm ugly even though I'm constantly told I'm not. Also I'm isolated in my room 24/7 because I'm a shut in.

Bros before hoes

Girls here are too trashy. I want a good girl like Rin.

Lol does he have that little respect for his wife that he admits even a fat piece of shit can find someone desperate enough?

Because I have lost every friend I had because I a "bigot".

I'm probably going to kill myself soon.

Apparently whores up their price on Valentine's day. I celebrated early this year to save a few bucks.

Stale Christmas cake

No women show interest in me, i'm just a good friend for them.

Good for you m8. Have fun today

take pics of her feet

Does a gun count?

A U T I S M


tfw no autistic girlfriend to explore eachother's bodies with

Happy Single Awareness Day Sup Forums !

It is only pussy, how come you faggots have to go and put it on a pedestal?

Basically this

>constantly

Sure buddy

It's Valentine's already?
I didn't even know. I've been way too busy playing games and doing other stuff,

Not about pussy to me this day just reminds me of being alone and not having kids when its my only dream in life

hello, r u me?

>tfw I got a box of chocolates from my GF just now.

I'm an unattractive socially retarded neet

I'm a 31 y.o. grandwizard, but there is this 36-ish milf I work together with.
Just a look at her butt makes my mega diamonds, that ass is incredible.
I'm gonna make a move soon. If she'll turn me down, I'll probably stay grandwizard forever, too tired of this shit.

Digits confirm Jap is telling the truth

He living proof that status & money (his youtube business) Is the best way to get a "girlfriend".

>someone for everyone
He ain't wrong though.

I think about killing myself every day.

Same

I have a girl coming over in like half an hour.
I don't feel anything for her, so I can't really call her my valentine though.
Oh well, at least I'm getting laid.

Go knock someone up then, or go get knocked up, it isnt a supernatural ability. We all have the equipment to fuck someone and make some babies. Dealing with women is just a fucking headache man. If you want to be locked down to one of em for 18 god damn years footing bills and shit that is your own damn thing. But I get bored with people when I am around them too long.

Haven't had a gf since my first and worst one. There's some girls I guess I could talk to if I wanted, but they're all fat or have kids. Sounds terrible, even though I'm terribly alone. C'est la vie

I'm cooking dinner tonight for a qt3.14, for the past 2 years I've been alone though

hes a living proof gold diggers exist. he has no prenup with her and she has many male "friends".

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I broke up with my gf cause she was a Hillary supporter, had tranny and gay friends, couldn't hold a conversation, kept me from work/school to spend time with her, and annoyed me in general.

3D: not even once.

Sup Forums: the post

Isn't that very old for most small animals?

Internet pornography and sex toys have made it so women really need to start offering more than their pussy and a huge % of women aren't equipped to do so.

When will the autism epidemic in girls begin?

>fat
>have kids

Nopenopenope

Just get a hobby that attracts moderately attractive shut ins like birdwatching or going on nature hikes.

Because I am a hate-filled individual with a terrible personality.

no qt boyfriend so I'm just drinking and shitposting here because I've got the day off

Im going to gym

Why the fuck would you GF someone like that, jesus christ. Give her the jew test first next time, see if she runs.

Tell them to fuck off dude! It's better to stay alone than being humilliated in that way

If you're in a relationship and celebrate Valentine's Day you're a cuck

bazongle

Because I have a girlfriend and I think Valentine's Day is a gay Jew money-grabbing Hallmark holiday, and I'm Jewish. I've got too much shit to do anyway.

that's right milosz

Nice, fuck the chocolate jews. I told my bitch "too bad" last year too.

Asexual.
Not even memeing, I just don't and never have had any real interest in sexual realtionships of any kind. I can't even remember the last time I jacked off.

I like making out with people and fooling around, I guess, but never have a desire to actually get off with people.
Most of my relationships revolve around dipping in and out of romantic affairs with people.

It came out quite recently that I had "muh super tragic abusive childhood" and while I don't really give a fuck, everyone assumes that it's the reason I don't really fancy sex and they all want to "fix" me.

Kind of annoying, but I did have one nice relationship for a few years until we both had to move for work/uni.

>inb4 called a cuck relentlessly

I'm going to fuck a married woman today fags. Have fun on your lonely lives!

rucky son of a bitch

Because there are too many great 2D girls to decide on just one!

I have a Valentine`s but she doesn't care about it and says only clichee americans like it

Bought her some lingerie...she is happy...a good day all in all

>things that never happened, nor will happen

Don't do it user, incest destroys families!

>broke up with gf
>anime picture posted
>oh k kid

Not celebrating on the day, but am taking this modest cutie patootie to see BDSM - The Movie this Friday. It has been a month and a half since her and I started talking and hanging, I think her asking me to take her to see it (50 Shades Darker for you retards out there) is her innocent way of telling me she wants my cock balls deep in her tender, tight barely enterable puss puss.

she had a crush on me in high school, and has only ever been with two guys. She is 18 and im 22. Im gonna knock her up my dudes, i already red pilled her on Hitler being a good leader. She will accept my seed with gratitude once I show her white birth rates and jewish multicultu lies. Wish me luck brothers in whiteness, 1488

Don't user. Two options - go to irrelevant shithole country that won't make the news and murder Muslims, or join a military group in Syria and kill Muzzies

a quick reminder to everyone in this shit thread
>>Take your pathetic asses where you belong.

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I do, I always turn okcupid on a week before vday.
MFW I am a liberal but lift and you conservicucks cant get it in :D

>/fit/ btfo

I stopped seeking validation in my life through my peers and women.

>fake

Naive and dumb

also known as "I am a fat sack of shit who can't get laid and tell other people I am finding myself"

it's not about being a cuck, it's just that
>asexual

*breathes in*
BOI

Rape is an option.

not my fault my ex-crush doesn't pick up her fucking phone for no fucking reason.

it's a shit normie day anyway.

Yeah but you're a beaner, so you fucking your mother isn't really an accomplishment when that's what you and your kind do normally on a Tuesday.

Seriously, are you like fucking 12? Or just another underage beaner manlet who's so sexually depraved where you think bragging about fucking your mammy is something worth while?

what the fuck is an ex-crush?

Also she doesn't pick up her phone cause you smothered her, how old are you?

fpbp

My GF and I just got heart donuts and ice'd coffee at Dunkin Donuts; Life is beautiful.

My bf is busy. We hung out on Sunday though. I made him dinner and he got me a bracelet and truffle oil, salt and mustard.

That's an easy one to answer. I'm a wizard.

But I do

I feel the same except for the ugly part. I've grown to accept I'm ugly inside and out.

Not really. I make decent money and have a nice place.

I can also user tinder to get sex whenever I need

Girls don't want to date me. In fact I've been rejected just a day ago.

same except I'm ugly and also a dick