Aus/pol/ - australia security intelligence organisation edition

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turbokike is gay, Pauline is better

New Zealand should have already annexed you fem boys

OFFICIAL AUS/POL/ COMMERCIAL:

youtube.com/watch?v=5jbY58HAVPo

Do girls poo?

stay mad

pauline is a joke who cant even say a sentence without stuttering 100000 times

how long does it take to get the enlistment date for ADF lads

agreed, she's also a protectionist retard

sup with the diversity shit in the ADF, i never heard anyone give a shit so why are they pushing it? trying to just destroy the military in general?

>tfw ASIO shills ITT dont know about how a few aussies from /sg/ gave intel to the Russians to kill jihadists for shits and giggles

i actually do wonder some days if im on a watchlist somewhere

Better than the cunt atm
I agree she's not great, One Nation needs a better representative desu

what'd you apply for?

if it's rifleman, 6months- 2 years

its just the inherent stupidity of government, maybe they should privatise the ADF

marine tech

if ASIO shills are to be believed as not LARPers, it's a government wide thing

How do uncut guys put condoms on? that question bugs me.

we need based malcolm 'taxation is theft' roberts to lead us to a new age of liberty

are you an abo or a woman?

hey Maxim

I'd just like to say I recently visited the capital, and in-spite of the fact it was almost deserted, the war memorial was excellent.

lol neither

5 monthsish, probs

yeah well the people who planned canberra were communist retards, thhey originally wanted anzac parade to be the main street of canberra

we're all on watchlists user

that's Canberra for you

You're not on a watchlist. We're pretty strict here, it's just full of Muslims and other 3rd world immigrants.

Only tony can do that,
If not Pauline

fuck, got my hopes up.

Ausland is more red pilled than Trumpland. More Aussies openly support trumps muslim ban. One nation party on the rise. Kek wills it.

Not sure who that is, your boyfriend?

thats pretty good, for an outlander


on a related note, can we start calling shitskins outlanders, like in rea life, its not racist but it lets em know whats up, i always felt pretty bad getting called outlander alla time in morrowind

nah we just need our official guy turnbull to keep btfoing sycophants

going to bed lads, sweet dreams

I'm so fucking miserable all the time how the fuck do I escape!? Is it normal to feel completely isolated, miserable and helpless in this country or am I just a special kind of failure?

I need sleep.

faggot ALP shill who asks about cut cocks

It's just me and another guy that I've found to be ASIO. You can spot the LARPers from us because usually our (well his, I haven't done one) AMAs are pretty straightforward whereas the LARPers make ridiculous claims.

Goodnight lad, make sure you wash the smegma out of your foreskin before bed.

Not me, mate.

I feel the same. Just hate myself and want to die. No energy at all.

All day I suffer constant flashbacks to embarrassing incidents from my past.

JUST KILL ME

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where is the labor shills at? this thread has a distinct lack of repetitive labor memes

same with last thread apart from muh unions

> the LARPers make ridiculous claims

like "the moonlanding didnt happen" tier or "Jewish Xenos are invading your minds with chemtrail isotopes" tier?

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young liberal weenie detected

well then fuck, you lads are a bunch of poofters

I feel like my problem is largely to do with my health rather than feelz shit but I don't know what. About half of the time when I stand up after sitting or lying down I feel like I'm going to pass out, I sleep for 9-10 hours a night at mostly reasonable times but still feel like shit and feel like I don't eat enough but at the same time I'm never hungry despite weighing 60kg. Do I have low blood pressure or something? I just feel tired and helpless all the fucking time.

Housing bubble is gonna burst, I can feel it

stop fapping my dude, its really amazin u see u get more energy and shit, and life just seems better all around, i jusrt fapped after a 7 day break and i felt like shit for last 2 days, now im felling better again after not faping for a few days, i dont plan on fappping again

>I feel like my problem is largely to do with my health rather than feelz shit
m8 your original post was textbook depression. You are depressed.

Do you actually get to orgasm or just ejaculation?

Do australian women like american men?

I'm considering coming down there to search for a bride but I'm scared that they'll be intimidated by my large american cock.

As much as I'd like that to be true, our major cities are flooded with people who don't want to challenge the status quo.

Full disclosure of bias: I despise the Liberal and Labor party. I don't follow One Nation enough to know anything about their policies, but I'd prefer them to the major parties.

Depends on demand for that role, and how many intakes that role has each year. If you do not have all your clearances (pass the interview, pysche test, and med test) in time for that intake, you will have to HURRY UP AND WAIT for the next intake.

I am not enlisted, I am nothing more than a shitty application number at the moment so others may have better info for you, your case worker at ADF recruitment would be able to answer this question the best, if your application has progressed to the point of getting a case worker.

The role I am going for only has one intake every year. I first applied over two years ago.

Both.

holy christ you're a faggot

Sort your sleeping pattern out. Eat 3 meals a day and make sure you are getting proper nutrients.

Research supplements for specific issues if you deem it necessary.

5htp for anxiety and depression and wellbeing.

Low dose melatonin an hour before sleep to actually put you to sleep.

No electronics at least 30 minutes before bed.

Find some work, even part time or voluntary, this will help with general mood and well being (assuming you don't work already)

Exercise regularly. Try and build up to at least three days a week. Monday, Wednesday, Friday etc.

Most people have natural preferences towards weight lifting, cardiovascular or perhaps both.

Set personal small and achievable goals in life and in exercise. Reaching goals is what provides us temporary happiness.

Good luck.

Don't worry mate, our women barbie prawns all the time.

so what are you, some kind of data analyst or something?

I'd still ride your uncut cock, anglobr0

This is embarrassing mates, but my arse hole is sore and bleeding all the time.

I can no longer use toilet paper but have to shower to wash after defecating.

I feel all itchy there too.

What is going on?

Fuck, I forgot all about Q&A last night and missed Jacqui Lambie triggering that "muslim feminist"

polyps

This. She's a literal retard who failed to compete by a rival chink fish and chip shop.

STOP
MASTURBATING

>i missed Lambi

wut

Sup Forumsine and ON officially polling higher than the greens nationally
>essentialvision.com.au/category/essentialreport

our guy on some segment for the project last night
youtube.com/watch?v=yXmtIlbdD9E

HWNDU took an interesting turn

>textbook depression. You are depressed.
Pffft. You sound just like those psychologists I was sent to in high school. Next your going to try and shove the fucking pills down my throat.

all right, practical advice. About half of this sounds doable. I think proper food and less electronics use is the goal here.

I was exactly the same dude, managed to get an apprenticeship with a great guy and working 8 hours a day, I did it for money forced by my parents but now i surf on the weekends and before and after work, lifes gotten a lot better for me, I was sick today and fapped for legit 6 hours and feel as bad as i used to, I realized its because i was unproductive and fucked my dopamine with the masturbating, and i would do that 7 days a fucking week for years, time to break those vicious circles my friend you need to force yourself out of it, and I mean through absolute force use that self hate to challenge yourself out of the hole you've dug, Replace the emotional pain you inflict upon yourself with physical excretion

>Lambi posts normie shit
>Sam calls everyone a racist islamaphobic bigot
>Laming posts "Yeah The Boys" tier stuff
>Leyonhelm uses "cuck" now and calls people communist cocksuckers

gee, i wonder which one we interact with

>mfw you'll never get to shitpost irl

Depression is real, the pills and explanations the (((psychiatrists))) give are the bullshit.

But you cannot deny a depressed state exists.

Nah, we essentially monitor Muslims, bikie gangs, general gangs & drug lords. We'll find high-probability terror plots, gun trafficking, child sex trafficking etc. and the bosses will give the go ahead and send us and mostly AFP (they have the man-power) to stop the shit from happening.

I don't know how anyone can claim to be a Nationalist when the United Nations has got us cucked??

Same and yes it was amazing, except that they completely dog Vietnam war vets. Sad!

sounds a bit like Sup Forums when we get our heads out our arses and do some /RWSS/ stuff or reporting illegals to ICE, or bombing terrorists in Syria

One Nation is increasing in all the polls very rapidly and a poll from last year showed that 49% of Australians support a FULL Muslim immigration ban.

Q and A video
youtube.com/watch?v=Xn6WKOJDzuI

video clarifiying her stance on sharia
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4222006/Jacqui-Lambie-calls-Sharia-law-anti-democratic-cancer.html

>apprenticeship
I'm in kind of an odd spot workwise. I'm a law student, and this has convinced my parents that if I'm not getting shit done now it's all good because law is waiting down the line. Not getting shit done is unhealthy though, and I honestly don't even see law working out. But as long as I'm studying law I can't look for full time work. So I'm stuck fucking around getting rejected from Coles and KFC because apparently everyone else in Victoria is more qualified than me to stock shelves and flip burgers.

Fuck depression. I'm fine. I just need a job and for these fucking headaches to go away.

or here
youtube.com/watch?v=6AFjYGdtt3s

>Turnbull trying desperately to stay relevant
>Shorten not really doing anything
>Queensland shadow cabinet can't stop laughing at Stirling Hinchliffe
>Over half of adult aborigines don't have a job
>Power grids failing
>Pauline about to make everyone her bitch

Interesting times

wow, she's off her nut 30 seconds in

>islam is feminist
>we dont take our husbands names because we aint their property

what a dumb bitch

That was some pretty cool shit. I'm sure we'll have some fun times ahead for the next 8 years reporting illegals to ICE and getting local anons to film it.

I'd honestly give my left arm to have competent Sup Forumsacks in ASIO. I really mean it when I say that my colleagues are so fucking incompetent. If it wasn't for the AFP only being semi-retarded and Muslims being completely retarded we'd have a shit load more terrorist attacks. Do you think it's a coincidence that we don't get as many, relative to the rest of the west?

>sharia
The politicians that shit on about sharia are theoretically /ourguys/ but there is something KEKY about it.

Like they are making a big issue out of something that is only one of the very small issues and getting obsessed with it.

They miss the forest for the trees.

How the fuck is this show still a thing?

WHY ARE WE PAYING FOR THIS SHIT?

Turncuck needs to stop being a jewish dicksucker and nut up on the border and 457s

on Question time today, he did a good job of calling Shorten a failing communist dictator, but then started pot calling the kettle black when it came to bitching about 457s taking trades obs

Thye should should just go back to Banning ISLAM because Sharia Law is the essence of ISLAM.

do you have anything archieved in regards to getting work with asio?
I'm not even far into my degree and i'm already having doubts about becoming a doco.

Fucking laughed at this sudanese immigrant saying Islam is more feminist than european nations when Sudan has the highest level of gender inequality on the planet.

She isn't australian, and her and her family need to be told to stay the fuck out of our policies for at least another two whole generations.

Aussie deep state uses it as propaganda.

Well im probably not the best person to be asking advice or giving it cause my life and character still have its flaws, The only thing i can tell you is breaking your mental state is key to everything else in your life, I was lucky and fell out of it by necessity but the work ethic i used to have i forced myself to work harder and felt happier for it a little cringy but i forced myself through the premise of Ubermensch the ego is a useful tool, Also working physical labour and eating three times a day i've gained 5kg's in a month, which has made me happier with not being a skeleton and other aspects also, Maybe physical labour isn't for you but from someone in the same position as you were I'd suggest it, Since i'd say the physical side of things forces you out of being a cuck and getting money is great

They need to talk about banning the races that practice Islam.

I don't understand the question.

Tones didnt defund ABC in time

yeah, i heared ASIO has to get spoonfed shit alot of the time

>I'd honestly give my left arm to have competent Sup Forumsacks in ASIO

well shit, sign me up
unfortunately, We do it for free

tell the deep state to reel it back on SBS

it's too blatant and just outright unenjoyable

There is a 2 step solution to Islam,Immigration and getting the white race back.
1.Turn our back on the UNITED NATIONS
2. ABOLISH ANTI-DISCRIMINATION ACTS AND LAWS.

sorry mate it's late
I want your job. How can I make myself look like a good candidate? what does a preferable candidate do after leaving highschool etc.
What i'm doing now I don't really have a passion for and piecing together terror cells and drug rings sounds like a much more fulfilling profession

Sure but first this

Since there is not exit clause for leaving the UN.
they have to be physically stopped from dealing with Australia. like a restraining order.