HAPPENING!!
Dear leader just killed his brother.
HAPPENING!!
THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO GO
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We could rely on you r-right, America senpai?
This fat fuck is pretty savage desu. Has no problem killing off Generals, politicians, let alone his own brother.
>M'sian
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so he was poisoned?
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>half brothers
So which one's the Bolton and which one's the Snow?
It was confirmed he was poisoned to death in the airport by 2 North Korean woman agents.
Also, this guy was also detained in japan years ago with a dominican passport because he wanted to go to Disneyland Japan.
A women ambushed her from behind with a liquid fill sack.
Dunno what the liquid is.
Yep. By 2 female NK agents..
independent.co.uk
So.. why didnt he murdered him in his own country? why would he afford the trouble of going after him and killing him in such an obvious way?
This whole "poisoned" murders lately are so off.. Agents could easily leave no trace of murder if they wanted so why?
> Propaganda
> or Idiots
lul
>Agents could easily leave no trace of murder if they wanted so why?
I've always wondered this too. poisoning someone has to be the easiest way to do it and not get caught.
>dominican passport
Wut?
What did his brother do? Kim Jong-Un is turning out to be just as badass as his dad. Ruthless.
beat me to it you fucker
I assume he had to get a forged passport because Japan wouldn't let a Best Korean in its country.
>because he wanted to go to Disneyland Japan.
Nice, so he was a bit of an autistic manchild.
The NK state controlled media will spin this that it is evil USA that killed him. Essentially an "inside job" to rally the population to war.
Not doing it secretly lets the rest of the world (who do the same crap) know that they are not afraid to set the stage for war. This action is in line with the weapons testing and saber rattling that NK has engaged in for some time.
What the fuck is his problem?
OH SHIT!!!!
> This action is in line with the weapons testing and saber rattling that NK has engaged in for some time.
you mean the same exact shit they do every single year at this exact time of year?
>This whole "poisoned" murders lately are so off.. Agents could easily leave no trace of murder if they wanted so why?
> Propaganda
> or Idiots
Pretty sure its the latter.
Quick run down? What does this even mean for NK now?
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>why didnt he murdered him in his own country?
He hasnt been living in NK for decades. And he never met with glorious leader of Best Korea in his life
Yeah I guess so
It would turn out like every other world war
It wouldn't be WW3. China isn't going to back the Norks if they start shit. More likely they'll just invade themselves too keep from having the territory become western controlled. This was pretty clearly Grorious Reader getting rid of any potential contenders to the throne. There is probably a lot of discontent in North Korea right now and Kim doesn't want any potential opposition to have a legitimate heir to back.
Nah. They'll probably talk shit about him and claim whoever did it was justified. North Korea doesn't want war. They want an enemy.
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Un is Ramsay, Nam is Domeric.
FUCK
should i be worried?
Just be glad they didn't kill the guy by jacking and crashing the plane or BUK missile.
>eh bud come home and see your completely psychopathic megalomaniac brother who is desperate to consolidate his power by eliminating all potential usurpers of his throne
>no
That's why.
Crashing this family with no survivors
implying that NK is anything more than some boogyman that isnt even remotely a threat, they are basically only kept around because their antics ammuse us
Who gives a fuck what they do, they are so fucking weak that they cant even feed their own people, if the u.s so much as thought they were going to use weapons against another country or invade SK they would gloss the piss out of NK
They are useless, produce nothing, and are an overall headache to the rest of the civilized world, just give us a reason and we will exterminate you
REEEE GET OFF MY BOARD YOU GOOK
also /rareflag/
Is that you Kim? Did you do it?
I can believe Kim Jong-un shitposting on Sup Forums all day.
We're probably his only friends, aside from that black guy
greetings supreme leader.
>great reader killing a family member
>happening
pick one, I mean it's not even big news in my eyes
This is the same morbidly obese alcoholic half brother who was kicked out of the North Korean politics because he snuck off to Disneyland.
He was a common sight in Tokyo's red light district for years and loved to party hard and gambling. It's possible that he just got too fat and died naturally as a result of 20 years of non-stop partying.
He was living the Chris Farley lifestyle and dropped dead while dragging his bags through an airport to catch a plane.
trump killed him as a warning
Don't they have enough chemicals to gas Seoul with artillery before anyone can take all of them down?
Probably
Again who cares, the conflict over that area is almost purely from cold war era grudges of capitalism vs communism
Ya it would very slightly hurt the tech industry if south korea got hit, but someone else, probably japan or china, would pick it up.
They are virtualy worthless beyond exacting proxy politics by their contrlling nations (u.s and china)
Lots of relevant people shitposts on Sup Forums everyday.
The guy who makes those christ chan comics is one of them
>Don't they have enough chemicals to gas Seoul with artillery before anyone can take all of them down?
The only artillery they have that can reach Seoul suburbs is the 170mm big guns (using rocket assisted shells) and their 240mm rocket artillery.
Their chemical weapons are thought to be much older and limited to shorter ranged artillery shells stockpiled along the DMZ to deter an invasion.
Conventional shelling would be pretty devastating though, even if they can't reach Seoul itself. Millions of people live in other suburbs and communities within range.
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Trump had him killed