Lads, found a new girl, really hot but she's talking to another boy
We talked for a few hours LN on texting but I want her. How do I get her to go for me rather than the boy? Like I said they're only talking but I saw them walking together today. wat do?
>UKIP's Paul Nuttall admits claims he "lost close personal friend" at Hillsborough are FALSE I thought he could win it before this but he's fucked now is't he.
Matthew Brooks
>this triggers the anglocuck
Elijah Johnson
Why is this like the one fucking thread on Sup Forums that is always 50% tripfags and people giving attention to tripfags?
Henry Miller
Fuck off dafties
Elijah Davis
>Talk to her >make a move >........ >Profit
Carter Ross
You are her beta orbiter by the sound of it. There is nothing you can do now.
William Clark
Fuck off, no one cares
Joshua Stewart
You're either underage or too much of a faggot for any advice to help you.
Tyler Lee
glad to see my old uni climbed from amber to green thats what you get at a lads uni
doesnt mean that all my ex-uni friends aren't all Remain-voting cucks though
Nicholas Carter
>B-BUT WHY ARE THE POPULAR KIDS GETTING MORE ATTENTION THAN ME
Blake Nguyen
You're infected with liberals.
Elijah Peterson
Umm... who are you?
Anthony Bailey
It's the only thread worth visiting on this board, even though it's so shit. Howzat for a condemnation of global/pol/?
Brayden Young
Generals were a mistake.
Josiah Walker
The Woes is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a hoolie, crank, Hope not Hate spy working for Nick Lowles and Gerry Gable, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a dafty and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."
Alexander Johnson
>doesnt mean that all my ex-uni friends aren't all Remain-voting cucks though Haha, facebook is a salt mine to this day.
Noah Jenkins
We lost free speech a long time ago.
Daniel Russell
Kill yourselves
If I texted her last night how long should I wait? I don't want to be too keen but I don't want to give the other guy too much time to get close to her. She's a bit flirty still too.
Camden Moore
Diana
Leo Johnson
>If I texted her last night how long should I wait? What does that have to do with politics?
Andrew Butler
Weren't they talking about banning generals recently? I would be so triggered if they did
Henry Moore
Nuttall is a bit of an arse, isn't he?
Jeremiah Kelly
Text her on Thursday night to go out on a Friday/Saturday
Joseph Brown
check't & recognised. pol is flooded, the tears are topping the dam, soon will come the flood, and after the flood, the sun will rise again.
so it is
John Cruz
This chat-up line always works when I try it: >if you were my daughter I'd rape you
Isaac Wright
tripcodes seem unnecessary when we already have ids
Charles Anderson
diana seems okay it's those two brown nosers who are always with her i can't stand
Jordan Cooper
>implying you wouldn't hit this all night long
Dylan Richardson
>Take that back
Lincoln Johnson
got a job interview friday lads
Jayden Davis
Its 3pm on Tuesday stop being autistic. Sounds like a plan. Nandos and Cinema I reckon. Trust me this girl is fire. The guy she's with is uglier than me too. Will post pics of her and ME together if I succeed. Thereby fully Doxxing myself forever.
Daniel Morris
It takes more than 4.4 million gallons of fuel to leave orbit son.
Dominic Myers
I'm so sorry
Grayson Ortiz
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Jason Scott
>lolbertarian pretending to be leftist in order to pander to the working class >thinks climate change is a hoax >constantly lies >is a scouser
Yep
David Stewart
I find him very unlikable - makes me worry about the future of the party.
William Young
>Its 3pm on Tuesday stop being autistic. What does that have to do with anything? Does this board magically become /r9k/ at that time?
No one cares mate. A few weeks ago you were shouting about how you were going to fuck a hooker in Amsterdam, stop being a faggot attention whore.
Anthony Ross
>tfw your uni is turning to shit
James Wilson
Fuck, not rape, bugger. Close enough. Nah we've been dead at least 8 months
James Campbell
Good luck lad hope it goes well, you should have a couple drinks and get stoned with her before
Ryder Gonzalez
having done a lot of both, wageslaving > neetdom desu
Jackson Morris
Yes its blog time until 8pm. This general would die if no one talked about these things.
Robert Wilson
No one talks about it quite so obnoxiously as you though
Carson Rivera
What's the point of blogposting and begging for advice if you never even act on it?
Robert Roberts
Bit cheeky, might ask if she's into that though cheers. I hate my job
I actually have a life to talk about unlike most people /here
Oliver Barnes
>This general would die if no one talked about these things. That's funny because it managed just fine without your inane shit the last month or so.
Gavin Cooper
Times have changed. Sup Forums is dying. We can all see it, right? As Rome fell due to over expansion and decadence, so too will Sup Forums. It’s inevitable, Sup Forums has lost control. Bans, closed communities, political censorship operating under the insipid lefty idea of ‘moderation’ and ‘rules’.
But these rules don’t help us do they? Oh no. We still get ‘them’ coming in. You know the ones I mean, lurking at the bottom of every post polluting our once proud intellectual bastion of discourse. Now I’m not a bigot, but ‘those people’ arriving from other boards (I think we know the ones) are just the most vile maggots to have around. And where is Sup Forums to help with this?
This is why starting today I will be campaigning for Sup Forums independence from Sup Forums. Those who wish to help can become members of the POLIP party for a modest donation.
For too long Sup Forums has strangled our proud community. We are one of the best boards for literacy, grammar, fact checking, and rationality. Yet ever since ‘they’ started appearing here everything has just become empirically worse. No more!
We will have the freedom to set our own rules, and set our own board rules. Sup Forums needs our high quality posting far more than we need their wrong spellings, so I can guarantee we will get that.
Daniel Taylor
Back from the so called job
Blake Martinez
I do act upon them. I like to get other point of views before making a decision in case I haven't thought of something etc.
Connor Williams
We will be able to decide who we ban and who we do not. Again, if Sup Forums doesn’t like it, we shall see how well they cope when we withhold our exports of people who can be sarcastic without using a >.
Our mods will finally be able to feel like they are actually in control of the board, instead of just being in control of the board. It is absolutely and completely against freedom of speech that Sup Forums maintains draconian rules to protect lefty snowflakes. Under our own leadership we will turn Sup Forums into a fortress of expression, where anyone will be able to say anything.
Leaving Sup Forums will be easy. Many people have been talking Sup Forums down, claiming that it simply needs Sup Forums to function. To these people I say that communities existed well before Sup Forums!
In order to make the transition we intend to move Sup Forumsout of Sup Forums, but we will keep Sup Forums's rules, looks, algorithm, corporate money, servers, URL, DNS allocation, licensing and a share of the profits- just in the interim until we work out which of the fantastic new opportunities that await us we should pursue.
Sup Forums will give us a good deal; they need us far, FAR more than we need them. Join the fightback today!
Christian Allen
>get called obnoxious >reply with:
>I actually have a life to talk about unlike most people /here
Reddit might literally be more of your thing. Or even facebook.
Evan Harris
>falling for my bait
Gavin Green
>"I h-have a life" >virgin >sheltered >Tesco shelf-stacker >still in sixth form Quintessential non-existence, my friend When have you acted on it? I told you to ask Tesco bird out about 3 times
John Thomas
>I was only pretending to be a faggot Epic bait mate.
Robert Bell
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Jayden Smith
i can't believe that people like this man exist hahahaha
Alexander Scott
>falling for my post-ironic layered bait
William Sanchez
Who is planning to move to Paris here? It looks so multicultural and vibrant.
Lucas Jones
I quite like him but I even I think he's he's been stupid over this Hillsborough thing.
Luis Baker
Replying to it will only encourage it
Asher Mitchell
>Virgin Ok I'll give you that one >Sheltered Not really I live near B'ham so I am in constant contact with pakis and nigs >Tesco shelf stacker So i'm financially independent and employable >Still in sixth form So I happen to have been born later than you >Sixth form So I'm working to get grades to go to uni and get a degree
Samuel Watson
Was she a Jew?
Mason Thompson
>Tfw my advice for him worked >Tfw Kitty is now his girlfriend >Tfw I am single
Samuel Rogers
Sixth-form were some of the best days of my life. Maybe its an existence after all. >house parties >everyone turning 18 >barely any lessons at school >learning to drive >parents still paying for everything >working 11 hours a week at supermarket with other lads and fit checkout birds >use that money to get pissed and buy xbox games >go Kavos after A-Levels finish >freshers week later this year
If you aren't a complete friendless autist, that is.
Jayden King
Take the PaulPill >Marxists bow to the NUT >In contact with the people >Possess psychich like abilities, predicts a clear victory at next by-election >Direct descendant of Hitler >Controls UKIP with an iron but fair fist >All time goal scorer for the Tranmere Rovers >BA, MA, and a PhD in History >Is and always has been the son of his father >Rumoured to be in contact with the dead, notably Rik Mayall and the Hillsborough victims
Noah Morris
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Xavier Howard
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Grayson Taylor
When the Chuckle Brothers be stopped?
Charles Clark
Same cranial volume as Mussolini
Julian Ward
FRIENDLY REMINDER ABOUT IRELAND LADS;
A nation of SJWs, refugee loving, gay marriage approving nation of dindus who if they didn't have the famine or da evil britz to use as excuses they'd have no one else to blame for their fuck ups.
The moniker of niggers of europe reigns supreme, "Seamus killed a protestant civilian walking home, *Seamus gets arrested* HE DINDU NAFFIN HES INNACINT FECKIN EVIL BRITZ SAME AS THE FAMINE".
The potato famine, a country filled with rivers, lakes and surrounded by sea on all sides, didnt think to fish.
Owen Anderson
Pretty much my life atm
Gavin Hernandez
Not putting in
>Lost several very close friends at Hillsborough
Thomas Gutierrez
Fuck him. My nan died at hillsbourough...it could've been me
Ryan Anderson
I met the chuckle brothers at a club the other month
Nolan Morris
>You will never march valiantly into France to save what's left of its culture and qt community
David Evans
It's that a dick?
Benjamin Martin
Do you love Theresa May?
Jace White
i... i just want to be a dafty again
David Wright
Is Paris worse than London?
Adam Wright
No she's a cunt who's dragging her feet over Brexit and pretending it isn't her fault.
Jason Thomas
The smart ones went to America in the last 200 years and have substantially better lives. Not so different from us after all...
Logan Roberts
Yeah course, but it's hardly worth writing about on the internet is it? Meme Merchant's playing it like he's living a cool or unique life that we should all be interested in, when we were all in his position a few years back Don't be mean to Barry Chuckle
Grayson Cruz
>The statement from Nuttall’s father gave an incorrect age for his son at the time of the 1989 disaster.
>The statement from Nuttall’s father begins: “I am and always have been the father of Paul Nuttall, leader of the UK Independence party.”
>Nuttall told the Ukip-supporting Sunday Express that he had been at the match with his father and two uncles, and that after being caught in a crush outside the stadium they had entered the upper tier at Leppings Lane. Only “scum of the earth” would say otherwise.
>"I basically went through your website last night and searched for Hillsborough"
Scousers are fucking insufferable. They seemingly form their entire lives and mindset around Hillsborough, a once-tragic topic that the rest of us grew tired of many years ago. Even Americans don't go on about 9/11 THAT much.
Fuck me. EastEnders has gotten brutal. Was this before the watershed?
Robert Gray
>As a footballer, he was a member of Tranmere Rovers' youth squad in the early 1990s, although he has repudiated claims made in one of his own press releases that he had played professionally for the team.
>He says that he was one of the survivors of the Hillsborough disaster in 1989 and voiced his support for an enquiry while serving as UKIP Chairman in 2009. However he did not make this claim until 2010, and the claim has been questioned. His school believed they were aware of all pupils who had been present there, and he was not on their list. He has persisted with the claim, however.
Ethan Lopez
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Liam Wright
It's another famous historical incident where the truth still hasn't come out.
The Hillsborough disaster occured when 96 scousers all tried to pick the same pocket.
James Wright
Daily reminder to all of the cucks who wanted Trump to lose so they could laugh at America: Farage wouldn't be talking about a Muslim travel ban in EU parliament right now if Trump hadn't of won. Trump shifted the Overton window.